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We just getting a second opinion, doc.|我们只想听听不同意见，假博士

We're going the wrong way!|咱们走错了

- Damn!|- Son of a bitch.|- 靠！|- 混蛋

God! I think we were|supposed to be doing this,|天哪，我想咱们本来应该这么走

and instead we did this.|结果却这么走了

Shit, shit, shit, shitty shit, shit!|我靠！我靠！我靠靠靠！

Think you can get us back|to that drop zone, boy?|你觉得咱们还能回到降落的地方吗？

This is not cool!|这可糟了

Maybe.|应该能行

This is insane!|这么做太愚蠢了！

Are you really going|to abandon this movie?|你们真要放弃这部电影了？

We're supposed to be a unit!|咱们应该亲密团结啊！

Suck my unit!|亲我老二去吧！

All right, fine.|算了，好吧

- I'll finish it by myself.|- You go be all you can be, man.|- 我自己拍完|- 你爱咋地就咋地

Tugg, you have no idea|where you're going!|奋力，你根本不知道你这是要去哪儿

Yes, I do!|当然知道

I'm going to, "Exterior, rain forest, dusk.|我要去拍“热带雨林外景，傍晚”

"Smash cut to Four Leaf, who treks|alone through a frightening jungle."|“镜头忽然对准四叶，他正穿过骇人丛林独行着”

Suck on that unit, Kirk!|亲亲这情节去吧，柯克！

Come on, men. Let's get home.|来吧，伙计们，咱们回家吧

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Hello, Mr. Mantis. You're beautiful.|你好，螳螂先生，你真漂亮

Now, if you recall that whole hullabaloo|你如果回想起那阵子

where Hollywood|was split into schisms,|好莱坞分成两派

some studios backing Blu-ray Disc,|others backing HD DVD.|一些公司吵吵着支持蓝光DVD|另一些支持HD DVD

People thought it would come down to|人们都以为最后取决于…

pixel rate or refresh rate,|and they're pretty much the same.|像素速率或刷新率，其实这两个概念没什么区别

What it came down to was|a combination of gamers and porn.|不过真正起作用的，是做游戏和拍A片的怎么选

Now, whichever format porno backs|得A片者得天下

is usually the one|that becomes the most successful.|A片支持的才是牛B的

But, you know, Sony,|every PlayStation 3 has a Blu-ray in it.|再比如索尼的Playstation 3也支持蓝光

You talking to me this whole time?|这么半天你在跟我说话啊？

I was talking to whoever|was listening to me.|谁愿意听都行

Jesus Christ, man!|天哪

Booty Sweat.|PP香汗饮料…

Oh, God!|天哪

It's cold! It's freezing. I'm fucking cold.|好冷！冷死了，他妈的冷死我了

You want my flak jacket?|我把防弹衣给你？

What, are you insane? It's boiling!|It's like a sweat lodge out here!|你有病啊？我烧开水似的在冒汗！洗桑拿一样

Keep the volume down on that bitching,|Flatch Adams.|发牢骚小声点，放屁·亚当先生|（98年喜剧《心灵点滴》男主角名字的恶搞）

I gotta take a fucking 12-pound shit!|我想拉上10斤屎

- How we doing? We making good time?|- We're making good time,|- 怎么样？咱们顺利吗？|- 很顺利

but there's no way we make it|over that ridge before sundown.|不过在天黑之前不可能翻过那座山

All right, fellas,|we're gonna make camp, rest up!|好吧伙计们，咱们扎营，休息！

- Oh, God.|- Y'all might be in for a treat.|- 天哪|- 估计我能请大家吃晚饭

You know,|back before the war broked out,|想当年，战争爆发以前

I was a saucier in San Antone.|在圣安东尼奥城，我是法式调味师

I bet I could collar up|some of them greens.|我估计能找点野菜

Yeah, noodle some crawfish|out the paddy, yo.|从庄稼里现磨面做点小龙虾面条，哥们儿！

And maybe some crab apples|for dessert, now, you hear? Hell, yeah!|再拿点野果做点心，你们听见了？他妈的爽！

Hell, yeah!|他妈的爽！

That's how we all talk.|We all talk like this, suh! Yes, suh.|黑人就这么说话，我们都这么说话，操

Yeah, get some crawfish and some ribs.|“弄点小龙虾和排骨，我爽”

You're Australian! Be Australian!|Excuse me, Kangaroo Jack.|你是澳大利亚人！说自己人的话！抢钱袋鼠！|（03年电影《抢钱袋鼠》）

I get excited about my foods, man.|想起做饭我就沉不住气

（这是电视剧《星际旅行》Star Trek|而他要拍的场景正好是丛林旅行Jungle Trek）

Die!|去死吧！

No!|不！

Dude, dude, what the hell|is going on here? Where are we?|伙计！这究竟是怎么回事？咱们在哪？

I have no idea.|我不知道

I've never been outside the States.|我从没离开过美国

Wait, what?|Are you fucking kidding me?|等等，说啥？你他妈的逗我玩呢？

Did you make this|whole goddamn thing up?|你自己胡编的整个剧本？

Dude, were you|even in the fucking service?|伙计，你是不是都没当过兵？

Yes. Of course. Coast Guard.|我当过，海岸巡逻队

- Coast Guard.|- Sanitation Department.|- 海岸巡逻队|- 环境卫生部

Oh, my God!|You're a fucking garbage man!|我靠！你他妈的是个倒垃圾的！

Damn it. F.L. Tayback lies to me|and the whole goddamn U.S. Of A.|见鬼，四叶·泰背对我和整个美国撒了谎

I wrote the book as a tribute!|I'm a patriot!|我写这书是为了歌颂美军，我是爱国人士！

Yeah, you're the Milli Vanilli|of patriots, okay?|是啊，你就是爱国者里面假唱的米力瓦利|（米力瓦利是90年红极一时的乐队，其实一直在假唱）

You lied|about fighting the Vietnam War.|你撒谎说参加过越南战争

It's like punching the American flag|in the face, God damn it.|你这就像对准美国国旗打了一拳，靠！

God, and to think I believed in you!|而且我还相信了你！

- I don't wanna be next to you.|- Writers lie all the time.|- 我可不想挨着你坐！|- 作家们都在说谎

Can I be tied to another post? Okay.|能给我绑到另一个柱子上吗？好吧

- Rick?|- Tugg.|- 瑞克？|- 奋力

I killed one, Rick.|我杀了她，瑞克

The thing I love most in the world.|世界上我最喜欢的东西

Vivica, get off the line now!|维威萨，别听我们谈话

A hooker. All right, you killed a hooker.|你杀了妓女，好的，你把妓女杀了

Calm down.|Here's what you're gonna do.|冷静，接下来这么做

Get your hands on some bleach,|手上涂点漂白粉

some hydrogen peroxide|and a shitload of lime.|一些双氧水和一大坨石灰|（这样起的化学反应其实会将手严重烧伤）

No, a panda.|错了，是个熊猫

I killed a panda.|我杀了一只熊猫

Amanda? Come on, dude.|阿曼达？得了，伙计|（阿曼达与“一只熊猫”发音相近）

I mean,|that's probably not even her real name.|这肯定不是她真名

No, a panda!|错了，是只熊猫

A panda?|是只熊猫？

A sweet, cuddly,|是只可爱、看着就想抱的

vicious little panda.|邪恶的小熊猫

Jesus Christ, Tugg!|Man, don't scare me like that!|老天，奋力！别这么吓唬我

It's beautiful here.|这儿挺漂亮的

You on the set?|你还在外景地吗？

I am the set.|我现在就是外景

All right, man.|Hey, how's the TiVo working out?|别扯了，伙计，那个“替你录”怎么样了？

Screw TiVo.|让它去死吧

I'm way beyond TiVo.|我不在乎“替你录”了

Last I checked,|they hadn't hooked it up, though.|我上回去查看，他们还没接好呢

Hadn't hooked it up? No TiVo?|没接好？没“替你录”？

It doesn't matter anymore.|这全都无所谓了

I've moved on.|我换地方了

Where have you moved on to?|你换哪去了

Another agency?|你换了家经纪人公司？

Who's with you?|谁跟你在一块？

It's Nick Stevens, isn't it?|That little fucker.|是不是尼克 斯蒂文?|那个混蛋.

You are still my client, Tugg Speedman!|I am getting the TiVo!|你还是我的客户，奋力·快男|我这就帮你搞定“替你录”！

Jacket's on, I'm out the door!|我穿上夹克了，马上出门！

Tugg?|奋力？

Please don't fire me.|别解雇我

I did it, I did it!|我做的,我做的!

Vivica, what do I have scheduled|this afternoon?|薇薇卡,今天下午我们有什么安排?

- Two and a Half Men taping.|- Shit.|- 《神探两个半》.|- 靠

Cancel it.|取消它.

And get me Tugg's Tropic Thunder|contract.|给我准备好《热带惊雷》的合同

I'm going to Grossman's office,|I'm playing the card.|我要去老板格罗斯曼的办公室.|和他玩一玩

Okay.|好.

Oh, mama. Thirsty.|我的妈呀，渴死了

He doesn't look too good.|他脸色可不好

Must drink,|so I can throw something up!|必须喝水，才能呕吐点东西出来

No, no. Don't drink that water!|That water's like a petri dish!|别喝那水！那水像细菌培养皿里的！

No, don't!|别喝！

Alpa, do you have any Booty Sweat?|阿尔帕，你还有PP香汗饮料吗？

Yeah, get him chugging on|some of Alpa's ass water.|是啊，让他咕嘟点阿尔帕的屁股汤

That'll bring him around. It's a cure-all.|那能让他恢复意识，那可是万能解药

Man, what you coming out|in movies for anyway?|伙计，你干嘛来拍电影？

Did you need another revenue stream?|为了多条财路？

For your information,|my revenue stream|你给我听明白，我现在的财路…

currently generates $2 million a year|可以让我每年拿出两百万

in charitable contributions|for my community.|给我的社区做慈善捐助

- Hot damn.|- And why am I in this movie?|- 真牛B啊|- 我为什么拍这部电影？

Maybe I just knew I had to represent,|可能因为我想要做个表率

because they had one good part|in it for a black man|因为有个好角色是个黑人

and they gave it to Crocodile Dundee.|结果还给了“鳄鱼邓迪”|（86年票房冠军《鳄鱼邓迪》主角是澳大利亚白人）

Pump your brakes, kid.|That man is a national treasure.|你赶紧打住，“鳄鱼邓迪”可是澳大利亚的国宝

I just wanted to throw another shrimp|on your barbie.|“我还想在烤肉架子上添条大虾”|（“鳄鱼邓迪”主持的澳洲旅游节目宣传口号）

That shit ain't funny.|这屁话可不好笑

Hey, fellas! It's hot!|We're tired! It stinks!|又热又累，你们别闹了

I'm just fucking with you,|Kangaroo Jack!|我就跟你过不去，抢钱袋鼠！

I'm sorry a dingo ate your baby.|“很抱歉野狼吃了你的小孩”|（《宋飞正传》中的对白，原本带有很浓的澳洲口音）

You know that's a true story?|Lady lost her kid.|这是真事儿，那个女士丢了小孩

- You about to cross some fucking lines.|- Guys, relax and stuff.|- 你差点就嘲笑过头了|- 你们别闹了

You know what? Fuck that, man!|我他妈的才不管！

I'm sick of this koala-hugging nigger|telling me...|受够了这考拉熊搂着的黑鬼告诉我…

For 400 years,|四百年以来…

that word has kept us down.|白人用这词压制着咱们（黑鬼）

What the fuck?|你他妈说什么呢？

It took a whole lot of trying|just to get up that hill.|为了过这个坎，咱们付出了巨大代价

Now we up in the big leagues,|现在咱们结成联盟

getting our turn at bat.|前赴后继

Long as we live, it's you and me, baby.|只要活着，咱们荣辱与共

That's the theme song for|The Jeffersons. You really need help.|这是《杰弗逊一家》的主题歌，你真该看医生了|（美国80年代的黑人家庭喜剧）

Yeah. Just 'cause it's the theme song,|don't make it not true.|就算是歌词，也揭示了真相

You know what?|I'm gonna tell you what's true.|我告诉你什么是真相

I'm gonna tag you back.|You better believe that, baby.|真相就是我会报复你的，爱信不信

Guys! Hey, guys!|伙计们，伙计们！

Jeff, stay away from that animal.|杰夫，离那动物远点

I'm gonna bite his hide. I need...|我要咬它的皮，我需要…

I need to wear his stomach skin|like a unitard.|我想要把它的胃做成我的紧身衣

Ain't nobody doing nothing|to no one or body!|大家屁都不准动！

Now, if Mr. Portnoy is feeling|a little flu-ish, don't wanna walk,|要是波特牛先生染上了点流感，不想走路

put him up on that cloven-hoof animal!|那就把他放到带蹄子的动物身上

We got ground to cover!|还要赶路咧

All right, POW camp, scene 67.|好了，越南战俘营，第67幕戏

Bring it on, Cockburn!|有本事来啊，考蛋导演！

Maybe he's not, you know,|Ridley Scott or something,|或许他不是，你知道,|和雷德利 斯科特一样

but I think Renny Harlin's|a tremendous filmmaker|不过我认为雷尼 哈林|是很优秀的导演

like, Adventures of Ford Fairlane,|you know,|比如他拍的《神探奇兵》,

as far as an Andrew Dice Clay|vehicle goes, it's pretty decent.|安德鲁 黛西 克莱在片子里飙车|相当不错.

And Cliffhanger.|Cliffhanger's incredible.|还有《绝岭雄风Cliffhanger》.|很好看

As far as the whole like,|man against nature type of movies go,|这整个是,|一个人对抗大自然的电影

it's absolutely amazing.|真的很好看.

Shut the fuck up!|闭上你的臭嘴!

Who send you here?|谁派你来的?

Tayback, John, Sergeant,|United States Army.|泰背,约翰中士,|美国陆军.

Serial number 694529987.|军牌号 694529987.

Perhaps some hot tea|will make conversing|或许来点热茶会让我们的谈话

a little easier.|轻松一点.

My leader's not quite as cordial.|我的上司可就不这么仁慈了

Look, what? I just thought you might|like some hot tea|什么？我以为你来点热茶会

- in order to calm your nerves.|- Tayback, John, Sergeant,|- 让你紧张的神经放松些.|- 泰背,约翰中士,

United States Army, 694529987.|美国陆军, 694529987.

And here's a little message|from my Uncle Sam.|他替山姆大叔给你传个话！

Dude, you all right?|伙计，你还好吧?

Man you totally leaned into that.|你要完全侧身

I was pulling it back|and you just came in too...|当我后仰的时候|你就要....

Hey, it was an accident, man.|嗨，这是个意外，哥们.

Come on, good.|You want to keep going?|喂.你要继续拍?

- Let's go.|- Get up.|- 好吧.|- 起来！

I rather rot in your V.C. Jail!|我宁可烂在你们的监狱里!

I'll never bend to your will!|You scum! You scum!|我什么都不会说的!|你个人渣!混蛋！

Now say this|and go to the beginning again,|你说这句话我们又要重拍了,

let's do the tea part, okay?|我们拍的是喝茶那段场景，好不好?

Dude, I hope you're not pissed.|兄弟，我希望你别抓狂.

I see moss on both sides of that tree.|我在那棵树两边都发现了苔藓

Well, you know, maybe if I wasn't|the only one at boot camp...|看来，不只我一个参加过新兵训练营啊…

My belly really hurts, you guys!|我肚子疼死了，伙计们

I'm not joking around, I'm nauseous.|我没开玩笑，我恶心死了

Let me off, I gotta puke!|I don't wanna die like Hendrix!|放开我，我要吐了！我可不想像亨德斯那样死|（Hendrix亨德斯是摇滚歌星，死于吸毒过量）

All right. All right.|好了，好了

Are you okay, Jeff?|你还行吗，杰夫？

I'm awesome.|感觉好极了

Holy shit!|我靠！

Okay. Everyone, down, down, down.|好了，大家都隐蔽！

Man. Now I'm tripping.|看来我错了

That looks like the POW camp|from out the script, yo.|好像真是剧本上说的越南战俘营

Speedman was right?|难道快男说对了？

I don't think so.|我不觉得

Look at the cooking vats,|the armed guards.|看那些煮东西的大桶和拿枪的守卫

Looks like a heroin processing plant.|看起来像海洛因加工厂

We were in that chopper for hours.|咱们在直升飞机上飞了几个小时

I don't even think|we're in Vietnam anymore.|我觉得早就不在越南国内了

- Fuck.|- Shit. We ain't even in 'Nam?|- 靠|- 见鬼，咱们都出越南了？

No, most likely Myanmar or Laos.|是啊，更像在缅甸和老挝

What the fuck is Laos?|老挝是什么东西？

It's the Golden Triangle.|是金三角

Oh, fuck. We're dead.|他妈的,我们死定了

No one gets out of here. I saw it on TV.|没人能出的去，我从电视上看过.

Fucking boats, airplanes,|UFOs and shit, they all just vanish!|那些船，飞机，UFO，都消失了!

Yo, that's the Bermuda Triangle,|dumbass.|喂，那是百慕大三角,蠢蛋.

This is the Golden Triangle.|这里是金三角

It's the world's hard drug superhighway.|世界上烈性毒品的集散地

How do you know that?|你怎么知道这些？

It was a really long trip.|I read the in-flight magazine.|旅途太长了，我读了读飞机上的杂志

Cut!|停拍！

Oh, Jesus!|天哪

What do you see, man? I'm blocked.|看到了什么？我被挡住了

Damien, cut!|戴门，停拍了！

Hey, Damien, cut!|戴门，停拍！

They got Speedman.|他们抓住快男了

And it doesn't look good.|情况不妙啊

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I am Tran.|我是陈老大

You are a trespasser in my poppy fields.|你闯进我的罂粟地盘了

You are D.E.A. Scum!|你们美国缉毒署的混蛋！

Were there some re-writes|that I missed?|难到重写了剧本我没看见？

Do you want to die?|你想找死吗？

- Do you?|- No!|- 想吗？|- 不！

Please, don't hurt me!|请…别…杀…杀…我！

Say that again.|你再说一遍

Please, don't hurt me.|不要杀我

No! Like you did before! Say it!|不是，像你刚才那样说一遍！

Say it!|说啊！

Please, don't hurt me!|请…别…杀…杀…我！

- What?|- You are Simple Jack.|- 什么？|- 你是笨蛋杰克

You saw Simple Jack?|你看过《笨蛋杰克》？

We love the tale of this man,|Simple Jack.|我们喜欢他的故事，笨蛋杰克

We do not have many luxury here.|我们这儿没什么娱乐

And Simple Jack is the only movie|we possess.|《笨蛋杰克》是我们仅有的电影

You got the VHS.|噢，是录像带格式的

We've watched it many, many times.|我们看了很多很多遍

You should've got Oscar.|你应该得奥斯卡奖

Well, you know. It's...|其实，能够…

Just to be nominated...|能够提名…

You were nominated?|你获得提名了？

No, no, no. I wasn't nominated.|没有，我没有获得提名

I'm just saying that to have been|nominated would have been nice.|我是说，能获得提名就很满足了

It's just... It's very political.|You have to take out ads...|奥斯卡评选也要搞政治，你得登广告…

- Shut up now!|- Okay. Okay.|- 现在闭嘴！|- 好的，好的

So, are you going to|那么，你要…

let me go, or...|放我走，还是…

No. We'll hold you for ransom.|不行，我们要拿你换赎金

Much more money now!|现在能要更高的价了！

He's in a meeting.|他在开会

Yeah, I know.|In about two seconds with the Pecker.|我知道，2秒钟后他就跟我开会了

I'm gonna rip your fucking tits off.|我要把你乳头扯下来

You wanna talk about trouble?|That's trouble.|想谈谈麻烦事吗？麻烦来了

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.|Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

What do you need, Peck?|想要干什么，佩克？

No, more like what do you need, Les?|不干什么，想要个你正缺的，雷斯

Glasses?|眼镜？

What?|什么？

So you can read|the Tropic Thunder contract|这样你就能看清楚《热带惊雷》的合同

that guarantees my client,|Tugg Speedman,|满足我客户 奋力·快男 的要求

some form of digital video recorder|on location.|给他一台数字视频录放机

- Huh?|- I can't believe you let him in.|- 啥？|- 你怎么能让他进来

Look, fuckstick, I'm incredibly busy,|so why don't you get the hell out of here|听着，傻B，我可是非常忙|你最好快点滚出去

before I snap your dick off|and jam it into your ass?|省了我扯断你老二塞进你屁股里去

No, not you, Helen.|海伦，我刚才没说你

But I will rip your tits off|if you don't get me those theaters.|但你要搞不定那几家电影院|我把你乳头扯下来

Perfect.|正好了

Hey, Tuggernuts,|I've got you on speakerphone.|笨蛋奋力，电话现在是用外音喇叭

I'm standing here with Les Grossman,|我正和雷斯·格罗斯曼站在一起

and he is dying to tell you|why he's apparently wiped his ass|他很想告诉你，为什么把“替你录”条款…

with the TiVo clause from your contract.|…当擦屁股纸的

We are Flaming Dragon.|我们是火龙帮

Speedman is with us now.|快男现在在我们这儿

For 50 million, you will get him back.|花五千万，你就能把他要回去

- Are you gonna get those...|- Who is this?|- 你能不能把…|- 你是谁？

- And how did you get this phone?|- We are Flaming Dragon!|- 你怎么拿到的电话？|- 我们是火龙帮！

Simple Jack belong to us now.|笨蛋杰克现在在我们手上

He does, does he?|是吗，你想得美

Let me tell you something, shitbird.|我跟你说，你个屌毛

I've never even heard|of your little agency.|我从没听说过你们这个破经纪人公司

But if you think|you can poach my client...|可要是你认为能抢走我的客户…

Send $50 million, or you no see|Simple Jack again because we kill him.|给我五千万，否则跟笨蛋杰克永别，我们就杀了他

This is Les Grossman. Who is this?|我是雷斯·格罗斯曼，你是谁？

This is Flaming Dragon!|我们是火龙帮！

Okay. Flaming Dragon. Fuckface.|好的，火龙帮，JB脸

First, take a big step back|and literally fuck your own face!|你先后退一大步，对着你的脸狠狠地操过去！

Now, I don't know what kind of|pan-Pacific bullshit power play|我不知道你们代表泛太平洋的…

you're trying to pull here,|but Asia, Jack, is my territory.|哪拨装狂的势力，可亚洲和杰克是老子管

So whatever you're thinking,|you better think again.|别轻易闹事炸刺

Otherwise, I'm gonna|have to head down there,|否则，我就过去

and I will rain down an ungodly|fucking firestorm upon you.|给你们来一场核爆炸天谴

You're gonna have to call|the fucking United Nations|到时你们就得给他妈的联合国打电话

and get a fucking binding resolution|to keep me from fucking destroying you.|搞到个解决协议才能让我手下留情

I am talking scorched earth,|motherfucker!|我说的是烧焦你们，狗娘养的！

I will massacre you!|给你们来场大屠杀！

I will fuck you up!|把你们全都搞死！

- Could you find out who that was? Go.|- Yeah. Yeah.|- 能查出来这是谁吗？|- 可以

你们辛苦了

笨蛋杰克

You wear these.|More like Simple Jack teeth.|把它戴上，这更像笨蛋杰克的牙

Okay.|好

Hey. Look, I know you're a big fan,|and that's great...|我明白你是我的超级粉丝，很好…

Put teeth in!|把假牙戴上！

Now do movie.|现在照着电影演

The whole movie?|整部电影？

I can't. I don't know the whole...|演不了，我不知道整个的…

You perform! You perform or die!|快演！不演就杀了你！

Monkey swine!|你个耍猴的！

Pa.|爸

More stupid!|再演傻点！

Pa, why you gotta make me feel bad?|爸，为啥你日…日…让我这么难受？

You saw what I saw.|你们也都看见了

Tugg Speedman is dead meat|if we don't do something soon.|咱们要是不干点啥，奋力·快男就死定了

Yeah. We could do something|by getting our asses back to the hotel,|如果快点回到旅馆，还能干点什么

which is in the other direction!|可咱们走反了！

Ain't right.|不能回去

What would've happened|in The Great Escape|如果《大逃亡》里的史蒂夫和伙计们…

if Steve McQueen and them dudes|had turned tail and ran?|就那么退缩逃亡了，该成什么了？

Well, that's what that movie was about.|They were escaping. They ran away.|可这电影就是拍的逃亡啊，他们最后跑了

I'm trying to agree with you.|The point is they did something.|你没错，我只是强调他们努力了

Then what are we supposed to do, huh?|那咱们该怎么办？

'Cause he's cleaning a gun|with no bullets. Yeah, that's a plan.|那咱们该怎么办？

I'm just like a little boy,|playing with his dick when he's nervous.|我其实像个心理紧张就开始乱摸鸡鸡的小男孩|（回应上一句，因为他的“枪”没子弹了还在擦）

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.|Wait a minute.|大伙等一下，等一下

I got an idea.|This might be a little crazy.|我有个主意，可能有点疯狂

Crazy's better than nothing.|疯主意也比没有强

Back in '98, I did a low-budget|titty comedy for Skinemax.|在98年，我给麦克斯公司拍过低成本色情喜剧|（麦克斯有线电视网，因色情节目多，人称Skinemax）

- Sex Camp. Remember it?|- Yeah.|- 《情色野营》，记得吧？|- 记得

Anyway, me and the campers|from the uncool camp|我们这帮丑男营地队的人…

had to break into the rich girl camp.|要想办法闯进美女营队的地盘

So, what we did,|我们是这么做的

we built a catapult|out of logs and underwear,|用木头和内裤造了一台投石机

and they shot us over the wall,|and we parachuted down.|我们被射过围墙，再跳伞着陆

Look,|我们被射过围墙，再跳伞着陆

you guys, we already know the plan.|- 伙计们，咱们其实早就有现成计划了|- 你们爱听不听

Are you fucking kidding me?|I'm giving you gold.|你他妈的在开玩笑吗？|我给你金牌

We do it just like in the book,|Chapter 26, the Wet Offensive.|咱们就照着书里面第26章“雨季进攻”那样做

The book of Tropic Thunder.|《热带惊雷》这本书啊…

Yeah, did you guys read the book?|你们都看过这书吧？

The flap, I read the back flap|and saw the pictures.|看过外皮儿，书封底，见过照片

Well, it's okay.|It's exactly the same as in the script.|那也没关系，这跟剧本里也一样

Cool.|酷！

You guys all read the script, right?|你们至少看过剧本吧？

I don't read the script, script reads me.|我不看剧本演，是剧本照着我演

What the hell does that even mean?|这他妈的又是什么意思？

What you getting at with the books,|scripts? Spit that shit out, man!|你对书和剧本了解多少？有屁快放！

All right. The Wet Offensive.|好吧，“雨季进攻”

Osiris and Fats go undercover|as a diversion.|奥西里斯和胖子乔装来吸引敌人注意

Motown and Brooklyn sneak in|via the river.|底特律和布鲁克林两人从河塘溜进去

Yeah. But those dudes|was trained soldiers.|可他们是训练有素的军人！

Yeah!|是啊

And we trained actors, motherfucker.|但咱们是训练有素的演员，你个傻B

Time to man up.|And I ain't gonna sugarcoat.|该开始行动了，我就不说好听的了

Some of us|might not even make it back.|咱们有些人可能会回不了家了

What do you mean?|Like not on the same flight?|什么意思？一趟飞机还带不走所有人？

Alpa and I's already wearing|earth mama's natural night camo.|阿尔帕和我都自带着天然牛B迷彩服|（因为他们是黑人）

- Cool it, Benson.|- Sorry.|- 少说不碍事，本森|- 抱歉|（本森是80年代电视剧黑人主角）

We gonna scout, get a plan together.|We ain't back in 20, come looking.|我俩先去侦察，回头大家一起想计划|20分钟还没回，就去找我们

We are Flaming Dragon.|“我们是火龙帮”

Okay.|好的

Flaming Dragon's|a heroin manufacturer.|火龙帮是个制造贩卖海洛因的组织

They're responsible|for an eighth of the drug trade in Asia.|他们负责亚洲八分之一的毒品交易

- Huge profit margin.|- Guys!|- 非常高的利润率|- 大伙们！

Would somebody please let me know|what the game plan is?|谁能告诉我咱们的计划是什么？

Peck! We have it handled.|佩克，我们尽在掌握中

Please, don't interrupt.|Everything's under control.|别插嘴，尽在掌握呢

I got it. Got it.|我明白，好的

（来电人：笨蛋奋力）

- Les Grossman.|- We not get money yet.|- 我是雷斯·格罗斯曼|- 还没有收到钱

Price now 100 million!|现在价钱是一亿了！

You pay now,|or tomorrow Simple Jack die.|现在不交钱，明天笨蛋杰克就死定了

Great. Let me get this down.|好啊，让我先记一下

100 million.|一亿元

Wait! I got a better idea.|等等，我有个更好的点子

Instead of 100 million,|与其给你一亿

how about I send you|a hobo's dick cheese?|不如给你送点流浪汉鸡巴奶酪？

Then you kill him! Do your thing!|Skin the fucking bastard!|然后你就杀了他，随你便，扒皮也行！

Go to town, man! Go to town!|玩得尽兴点，玩得尽兴！

- No...|- In the meantime, and as usual,|- 不行…|- 同时，与以往一样

go fuck yourself!|去操你自己吧

- No.|- We don't negotiate with terrorists.|我们从不和恐怖分子妥协

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!|Hey, hey, are you insane?|你疯了吗？

- I think I could've done that better.|- I thought it was good.|- 我觉得还能更好点|- 很不错了

They're gonna kill him!|他们会杀了他！

And?|那又怎样?

"And?"|什么意思?

It's a cold, hard world. Shit happens.|这是个冷酷的世界，任何鸟事都会发生.

We'll weep for him, in the press.|然后我们在新闻发布会上为他掉眼泪

Set up a scholarship in his name.|以他的名字冠名某个奖学金

Eventually, and I'm talking way,|way down the road,|最后，我是说最最后

we file an insurance claim.|起草一个保险索赔书

Preferably before|the end of the fiscal year.|最好在年度财务结算之前

Actually, the claim alone would net us|more than the movie would lose.|其实，单这个索赔就能补偿电影赔的钱

You can't be serious.|你没开玩笑吧

You kick in the door to my house,|你敲开我的门,

all ants in your pants,|sucking my left nut to get a TiVo scrap|坐立不安,|为了得到"替你录"和1998第三届性感男人亚军

for the third runner-up|Sexiest Man Alive 1998,|舔我的左蛋蛋,

and you're asking if I'm serious?|现在你来问我是不是开玩笑?

Let's face it.|面对现实吧

The kids aren't dressing up as Scorcher|for Purim anymore.|现在小孩们在犹太普林节不打扮成“热天”了|（《热天总动员》主角快男）

Speedman is a dying star,|快男是过气明星

a white dwarf heading for a black hole.|像白矮星要变为一个黑洞

That's physics. It's inevitable.|物理规律决定，不可避免

We've been handed|an incredible opportunity here, Peck.|佩克，我们可是给你个大好机会

The universe is talking to us right now.|老天要让我们告诉你他的旨意

You just gotta listen.|你必须听从

See, this is the good part, Pecker.|This is when the job gets fun.|佩克，这才是精彩部分|也是工作变得有趣的时候

Yeah.|是啊

Ask and you shall receive.|开口请求神的旨意，然后接受

- All right.|- You play ball, we play ball.|- 对|- 你先开口，我们配合

I know you want the goodies.|我知道你想要好东西

Welcome to the goody room.|欢迎来到好东西的密室

You paying attention?|'Cause I'm talking G5 for the Pecker.|注意听，我说的可是给佩克一架G5商用飞机

That's how you're gonna roll.|你就乐得打滚吧

No more frequent flier|bitch miles for my boy.|不再有飞机乘客在你耳朵边唠叨了

Yeah!|耶！

Playa.|我是泡妞高手

Playa!|泡妞高手！

Big dick playa.|大老二的高手

Swinging past your knees!|老二长过你的膝盖！

Big dick, baby.|大老二，宝贝儿

Yep.|是啊

Or you can grow a conscience|要不你就花上5分钟

in the next five minutes|and see where that takes you.|培育良心，然后看它会把你带到哪里

Let me get this straight.|我就有话直说吧

You want me|to let my client of 15 years,|你要让我15年的客户

one of my best friends,|也是我最好的朋友

die in the jungle, alone,|for some money and a G5?|让他孤独地死在丛林里，就为了G5飞机和钱？

Yes.|是的

A G5 airplane?|一个G5商用飞机？

Yes.|是的

And lots of money.|和一大笔钱

Playa.|我是泡妞高手

Yeah!|Yeah!

Smack it up, flip it, rub it down!|你就用嘴含住，轻轻舔它，反复摩擦吧！

But Mama take care of Jack a lot.|可妈妈那么照顾杰克

How many more sleeps|before she wakes up again?|她还要睡多久才能醒过来？

Sorry, Jack.|对不起，杰克

She in heaven now.|她去到天堂了|（中式英语）

Damn! I thought the movie was bad.|靠！我还以为那是部烂片

She sleep forever.|她永远睡睡了|（中式英语）

To the man's credit, he's actually|eased up on the retard throttle.|是配角的功劳，他实际上缓冲了杰克的傻气

And now that's added a balance,|and the audience can connect.|达到了某种平衡，这样就吸引住了观众

I mean, this is Theater 101,|but, you know, he's had a tough road.|其实这是演戏的基本常识，不过他还在慢慢磨练

He'll become a naturalist.|以后会更得心应手的

- Yeah.|- Break down the aesthetic distance,|- 是啊|- 雅俗共赏

then the...|然后…

Told you I'd tag you back.|跟你说过我会报复你的

Can I tell you that I'm sorry|我能对你说声道歉吗

for any offense I might've caused, man?|如果我以前冒犯了你的话？

- I just got caught up in...|- In being a dumbass?|- 我就是有点摆脱不了…|- 成为一个半残？

I guess so.|我猜是吧

Why you still doing this|Chicken George shit, I have no idea.|我真不明白你为什么还在演“鸡公乔治”|（Chichen George鸡公乔治，黑人DJ）

- Neither do I.|- It's beyond me.|- 我也不明白|- 理解不了

- It's beyond me.|- You confused.|- 我也理解不了|- 你自己迷糊了

- I am a little confused.|- I know.|- 是有点迷糊|- 我知道

But are we cool?|那咱俩就讲和了？

Not really.|还没有

Hey, man.|嘿，伙计

- How's it going?|- Good. Yourself?|- 进展怎么样？|- 还不错，你呢？

Hey, so, if it's no big deal,|那个…要是影响不了什么…

I think I'm just gonna hang back here|for the mission.|这次任务我就不去了

Watch the stuff.|我就在旁边看着好了

- Is that cool?|- What? No!|- 这样行吗？|- 什么？不行！

We need you, Jeff.|我们需要你，杰夫

What are you talking about?|你这是什么意思？

Okay, look, man.|听我说

- I got something to tell you.|- Okay.|- 我有些事情得告诉你|- 好啊

You know those jellybeans|I was eating?|你知道我吃的豆粒软糖吗？

Well, they weren't jellybeans, okay?|其实，不是什么豆粒软糖

- They were drugs.|- Really?|- 是毒品|- 真的？

I get down there near the mother lode,|I am done. I'm jonesing bad, man.|我要是到了毒品宝藏附近，绝对控制不住|会非常想要的

I'm gonna fucking do all the heroin|in the fucking world.|我会把所有的海洛因都他妈的吸干净

If you guys wanna make it through|this thing, you gotta strap me to a tree.|你们要真想让事情办成，就把我绑到树上

- Are you serious?|- Yeah, I'm serious. Literally, a tree.|- 你说真的？|- 真的，毫不夸张，给我绑到树上

And you can, no matter what, you can't|fucking untie me until it is done,|不管发生什么，完事儿之前也别给我松绑

until it is out of my system.|直到我想都不想了才行

I'm gonna say,|"Hey, man, I'm cool. It's cool.|我可能说“伙计们我没事儿了”

"I'm finally better. I'm finally better.|Untie me."|“我总算好了，松开我吧”

Don't listen to me!|Anything I fucking say is a lie!|别听我胡说！我说什么鸟语都是在骗你！

You got it!|一言为定

Goodbye, Mama!|再见，妈妈！

Now you can have ice cream in heaven.|现在你能在天堂吃上冰激凌了

I'll see you tonight, when I go to bed,|in my head movies.|今晚我睡觉的时候会在我脑中放的电影里遇见你|（“做梦”的弱智说法）

But this head movie|makes my eyes rain.|可这回的电影会让我的眼睛下雨|（“哭泣”的弱智说法）

Dang.|Short-bus is taking some real hits.|靠，吉利根的腰被打了|（吉利根《吉利根岛》电视剧的角色，每次都坏了别人的事）

- They got him on the move!|- That's torture, man.|- 他们把他带走了|- 这可是要折磨他了

Okay. That's where they keeping him.|好，知道他被关在哪儿了

I gotta get cracking on my costume.|我得开始弄我乔装的衣服了

Say, are you good|with a needle and thread?|你做针线活还行吗？

Hell, yeah.|靠，当然行

Alpa Chino chinos sold more than|five million pairs last spring at the Gap.|在GAP服装店的上个春季|“阿尔帕·奇诺”牌棉裤卖了5百万套

- I sewed them patterns myself, baby.|- Let's roll out.|- 图案都是我自己缝的|- 咱们走吧

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It's a little twig man Oscar.|这是树枝做的奥斯卡小金人

I'm going to call you Half Squat.|我就叫你小半蹲

And you can call me|你可以叫我…

Papa.|爸爸

Wow, look at all those stars.|瞧瞧这些星星

Really makes a guy feel pretty small.|真让人感觉自己很渺小

This could be the last time|we look at these stars.|可能是我们最后睁眼看星星的机会了

Man, that's beauty.|真美啊

Nights like tonight|make a man wonder what it's all about.|这样的夜晚，能让人反省自己这辈子都为了什么

Hey, you guys.|Anybody got some bug spray?|伙计们，谁有杀虫剂吗？

Don't ignore me!|别不理我！

Stick it out, man.|We're gonna get through this.|坚持到底，伙计，大伙陪着你呢

- Hey, Kirk?|- Yeah?|- 喂，柯克|- 什么？

Are you still dating|Jennifer Love Hewitt?|你还在跟詹妮弗·休伊特约会吗？

'Cause I think she's hot.|我觉得她可是超级性感

No, that was just some|tabloid conjecture.|没有，那都是小报瞎猜的

Hey, guys, I'm good. I made it through.|You can untie me now.|伙计们，我挺过来了，把我解开吧

Funny, huh?|真够滑稽的…

The circus life 280 days a year|on location.|演员的生活，一年当中280天都在外面转

It's hard to find a girl|that can hang with that, you know?|其实挺难找到一个能忍受这点的姑娘

Not one worth keeping, nohow.|谁也留不住，没办法的事

Hey, Radar? Evans?|有雷达杀虫剂吗？埃文？

No, it's Kevin.|我叫凯文

Kev, whatever the fuck.|Come over here.|凯五，不管你他妈的叫什么，给我过来

I didn't tell you, but Fatties: Fart Three|is coming down the pike,|我没告诉你，肥仔之家 第3屁马上开拍了

and there's a role in there for you|if you come over and untie me.|你要是把我解开，我就把一个角色让给你

Jeff, you're just going to|have to tough it out.|杰夫，你得表现坚强点

Your mother's a cankerous whore!|你妈就是个浑身溃烂的婊子！

Jesus, man.|天哪

Hey, man.|喂，哥们.

Remember way back when I said|your mother was a cankerous whore?|刚才我说你妈是烂婊子的时候…

I'm sorry, man.|I did not mean that. She's not.|抱歉，我不是这个意思，她才不是

How about you, man?|你呢，伙计？

You got some little minx waiting for you|on the other side of tomorrow?|明天在家那边有个风骚姑娘等着你吗？

Me?|等我?

I've barely even had a girlfriend, and...|我都没谈过女朋友…

I was really hoping I'd get laid|when this movie came out,|我其实特想拍完电影后就能找人上床

but that's not gonna happen.|好像不太可能

What about you, Masterblaster?|你呢，爆破小子？|（一个系列动作游戏的名字）

You got a certain someone you trying|to get with back in the States?|老家那里有你想要得到的人吗？

What, Alpa Chino?|He's like 10 girls deep, 24/7.|阿尔帕·奇诺？他可是整天整夜都有10个妞陪着

No. You missing me, man.|你理解错我的意思了

I'm talking about something special.|Big difference.|我是说的某个特别的人，与众不同的

How about it?|有吗？

Yeah.|有

Yeah, there is.|确实有

Well? What's the skinny?|Y'all been on a date or what?|有什么内部消息？你们约会过了吗？

No. I mean...|没有，我…

I always wanted to, but I guess|I just never had the courage to ask.|我一直想约会，不过可能永远不会有胆子去问

It's... It's complicated.|事情…很复杂

No! It's simple as pie, man.|得了！跟做馅饼一样简单

You plant your feet in the ground, you|look her square in the eyes, you say,|你在地上站稳了，瞪着她眼睛说

"Hey, baby, you and me's going|on a date." That's the end of story.|“宝贝，咱们约会吧”，这就结了

- What's her name?|- Lance.|- 她叫什么名儿？|- 兰斯

"Listen here, Lance..."|“听我说，兰斯…”|（兰斯是男子名）

Lance? What the fuck did I just hear?|Lance?|兰斯？我刚才听成什么了？兰斯？|（兰斯是男子名）

- Did you say "Lance"?|- No!|- 你说“兰斯”？|- 没有

- That sounded like "Lance."|- No, I said "Nance."|- 听着像兰斯|- 我说的是南斯

- That's what I said, "Nance."|- It sounded like "Lance."|- 我说南斯  - 听着就是兰斯|（南斯也有娘娘腔的意思）

Look, I'm Alpa Chino, okay?|我可是阿尔帕·奇诺，好吧？

I love the pussy! All right?|“我爱BB”，明白？

Lay your ass back down|and look at the stars.|屁股坐稳了，看你们的星星

When you wrote I Love Tha Pussy|你写那首“我爱BB”的歌时

was you thinking of dangling your dice|on Lance's forehead?|是在想像你的蛋蛋在兰斯脑门上乱晃吧？

Oh, hell, no! What? Come on. Look.|我靠，说什么呢？得了吧

- Man, everyone's gay once in a while.|- I'm not gay!|- 伙计，人人都会有一时的同性恋倾向|- 我不是

This Hollywood.|好莱坞里不稀奇

How about we all get back to work?|还是聊正事吧

- Okay. Cool.|- This is ridiculous!|- 好了，行了！|- 真是可笑！

We got a big day tomorrow.|Let's get focused.|明天还有大事要做，大家别瞎分心

Alpa, if you untie me,|I will literally suck your dick right now.|阿尔帕，你要给我松绑，我现在就去吸你DD

I told you, for the last time,|I love the pussy!|我跟你说最后一遍，我喜欢BB

I'll cradle the balls, stroke the shaft,|我会捧住蛋蛋，按摩棒棒

work the pipe and swallow the gravy.|来回运动，咽下肉汁

Get it over here, buddy. Let's do this.|你赶紧过来，咱们开始做吧

Okay, so, what's the plan?|好，计划是什么？

Are you gonna talk Vietnamese|to those dudes?|你跟他们说越南话？

No. No. Mandarin Chinese.|不，我说普通话

Which, from what I can tell,|is what they speaking down there.|我听出来他们在这儿说汉语

How the hell do you know Chinese?|你怎么会说汉语？

Land of Silk and Money with Gong Li.|Second Globe, third Oscar.|和巩俐演过《丝绸黄金之地》|我因此得了第2个金球奖，第3个奥斯卡

Prepped for that one by working in|a Beijing textile factory for eight months.|为此我花了8个月在北京纺织厂干活体验.

That might be our ride.|估计这次能成

The straps are too tight!|皮带太紧了！

Shut your mouth and follow my lead.|闭嘴，跟着我走

- 我无比尊敬你|- 是谁啊

别动

冷静冷静|拿着你的鸡鸡

找到一个外国人 在稻田里

老天爷也有错

The straps are cutting off|my circulation!|这皮带妈的快让我血液循环停止了!

Fuck you!|靠你!

你不知道|我老妈便秘

打你没关系|你老爸就是个错误

Not the fucking bull again.|Fucking asshole.|不要再说了，蠢蛋.

我给你女儿准备了矮冬瓜

发现了另一个外国人,他很肥大

尊敬你,有礼了

有礼了,小蚁王

你在哪里发现这头肥猪的?

我发现这个白条像鲶鱼一样在稻田里找吃的

Laz, don't let him take me off the yak.|拉兹，别让他把我从牛上弄下来.

Bitch whore! Fucking hate you!|你个男鸭!靠你！

什么时候?

是我找到他...|在昨夜

Okay.|好的.

你割稻子在晚上吗?

All right.|好的

That looks like it could be|the munitions hut right there.|看来那里是装弹药的小屋了

I'm gonna try to find Speedman|in the main building.|我到大房子那里找快男

我是说早上

...原谅我的粗心...

我脑子...脱水了

...我需要电解液...

...因为我的豌豆般的脑袋...在便秘..

闭嘴!

I don't know Chinese but it sounds like|your improvising is for shit.|我虽然不懂中国话，但是听上去你在胡说.

Oh, fuck!|喔!干！

你为什么遮脸?

你不用知道...

我的脸长的象鲤鱼脸,象粘满了杏仁饼干

Get over here!|过来啊！

- What are you guys doing here?|- He has hands.|- 你俩怎么在这儿？|- 他有手的！

- He killed Damien.|- Bullshit!|- 他杀了戴门|- 胡说！

- He blinded Jamie Lee Curtis.|- Almost!|- 他还弄瞎了杰米·李·柯蒂斯|- 差点弄瞎！

What are you talking about?|Damien stepped on a old landmine.|你们胡说些什么？是戴门自己踩上老式地雷了

Sweet. Thank God.|太好了，谢天谢地

- We busting Speedman out.|- Speedman's here?|- 我们这就去救快男|- 快男也在这儿？

我一年去两三次劳务市场

这次为了彻底的装扮我甚至去了趟厕所

当我在爆炸后离开时...|三八把我的脸和大部分牙齿都偷走了!

闭嘴!

你结结巴巴的

把这个胖子弄下来,拷问他

你滚回家去

I take it y'all are doing|the Wet Offensive from the book.|我想你们是在演“雨季进攻”那出戏

I can give y'all a diversion.|我能帮你们转移视线

I got enough shit here to light this place|up like it's the Fourth of fucking July.|这一大坨火药估计能把这儿炸得|像国庆节放礼花一样

谢谢你的恩赐

我会很高兴回到我的罂粟田的

等一等!

一开始你说稻田,现在你说罂粟田

我....两个...都种

我种植多样化

你的农场在哪儿？

我的农场?

Yes, your farm.|是的，你的农场

你说话声音很奇怪

Where is your farm,|你的农场在哪儿？

American?|美国佬？

My farm?|我的农场？

Oh, shit.|我靠！

Here's my motherfucking farm!|这他妈的就是我的农场！

Yeah!|Yeah!

Yeah! Chicka-chickaw, baby!|耶！咯吱喀嚓，宝贝！

Kwan-Lo!|狂了！

I'm a lead farmer, motherfucker!|我是农民头头，王八蛋们！

Yeah!|Yeah!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah,|keep your head down!|耶！耶！把头低下！

Keep your head down on the ground!|把头贴到地上

Nobody move or I do the little big guy!|谁也别动，要不我就干掉这个小老大

That's right,|we running this program now, J.P.|干得好，咱们控制局面了，杰夫·波特牛

Now show me where the drugs are.|现在带我去找毒品

What the fuck?|你他妈的怎么回事？

That ain't the plan!|这不在计划里！

Don't judge me!|别指责我！

He's got a real serious problem.|他的问题可真严重

Hey! Hey, you!|嘿，你！

Take off your clothes!|把衣服脱了！

What do we do now?|现在怎么办？

Stick with the plan. Find Speedman.|按着计划走，去找快男

Alpa, keep this clown posse down.|Come on now.|阿尔帕，控制住这群小丑，咱们走

Y'all heard the man.|Be suede, don't move!|听着了吧，都给我温顺的呆好了别动

Fuck your do-rag. Fuck your do-rag.|你个烂头巾！

- Door!|- One, two, three!|- 准备开门|- 1，2，3！

I go high, you go low.|我去上面，你到下面

Get down. Get down! Get down!|Chow Yun-Fat, get the hell down!|趴下，趴下！周润发们给我趴下

If I see one more head pop up,|it's gonna be bullet Whac-A-Mole.|谁敢再抬头，我就一枪打死你个捣乱地鼠

Come on, come on!|快点，快点

- Smoke grenade.|- Don't drop it now.|- 烟雾弹|- 别掉地下

Here.|给

- What's this?|- I don't know what it's called.|- 这是什么？|- 不知道叫啥

I just know the sound it makes|when it lies.|我只知道它点着以后，满嘴胡诌是什么声音|（借用了原来四叶的话，同时用lies替代light讽刺他）

Don't move, Matchbox,|or I will shoot you.|别动，火柴盒，要不我打烂你

I'm gonna put on this thing. Don't move.|我把这衣服穿上，你别动

I can still see you.|我还看得见你

Tugg!|奋力！

Tugg?|奋力？

Gotcha.|找到你啦

Roll your shit up, man. We going home.|你赶紧卷铺盖走人，咱们回家了

Home?|回家？

But I'm doing five shows a day|for a standing-room-only crowd.|可我在这里一天演出5场，场场爆满

Don't you get it? I already am home.|你不明白吗？这里就是我的家

All right, now, dude, you gotta get it...|得了，伙计，你得…

My son gave this to me.|我儿子送给我的

- That's your stick buddy?|- His name is Twigman.|- 这是你的树枝朋友？|- 他叫树枝人

Does he wanna come with us?|他想跟咱们一块走吗？

Get down! Get down! Get down!|给我趴下！

Maybe y'all heard of me.|Y'all heard of Alpa Chino? No?|你们可能都听说过我.|听说过阿尔帕 奇诺吗? 没?

I love that pussy, hell, yeah, hell, yeah|我爱BB，哦耶

They're not your demo, dude.|他们不是你的单曲，老兄

Come on.|Six motherfucking VMAs, baby.|六届MTV音乐奖.

Two BET Awards. Alpa Chino.|两夺最佳唱片，阿尔帕 奇诺.

Like him in Carlito's Way?|象他在《情枭的黎明》里一样?

Hey, yo, you know what?|Speak English. I don't speak that stuff.|喂，你知道什么?|说英语。我不说你的话

What're you sayin'? Huh?|你说什么? 嗯?

Devil's Advocate. Dog Day Afternoon.|《魔鬼代言人》《热天午后》

Cruising. Sea of Love.|《虎口巡航》.《午夜惊情》.

Real Al Pacino.|真正的 阿尔·帕西诺.

Get the fuck down. That's a whole|different dude altogether.|妈的躺好，那是完全不一样的人.

What you doing? What you doing?|Don't touch that gun.|你想干啥？别碰那枪

Don't do it! Don't touch that gun!|别动，别碰那枪！

On my momma, if you touch that gun...|我的妈呀，你要是敢动…

- Oh, shit, it's on!|- Over here!|- 见鬼，开打了！|- 从这走！

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- What're you doing?|- I'm gonna give these boys|- 你在干什么?|- 我要给这些家伙

a Hanoi high-five.|河内版的击掌问候.

Shadow me, Pinocchio!|掩护我，皮诺曹！|（童话人物，说谎了鼻子就变长）

Smoke!|来点烟雾！

Oh, shit!|我靠啊！

Jeff, don't!|杰夫，别那么做！

It doesn't matter what I do.|我做什么都无所谓了

I'll always be a screw-up.|No one'll ever respect me.|我这一辈子都是一团糟，没人会瞧得起我了

That is not true, you are not a screw-up!|You make so many people laugh.|你说的不对！你不是废物！你让那么多人开心

They only laugh at my farts.|他们只是在笑我的屁

Jeff, we really need to go now!|杰夫，咱们得走了!

This is all I deserve!|我就应该这个下场！

Laugh at that, you bastards!|笑个屁，混蛋们！

Hilarious! Hilarious!|好笑吧，好笑吧！

Let's move. We only have 16 hours|before they wake up.|咱们快走，他们再有16个小时就要醒过来了！

Sounds like the dinner bell's ringing.|看来吃晚饭的铃响了

These assholes are gonna be crawling|in here ready to fucking eat us.|这帮混蛋一会就会爬过来生吃了咱们

There. All right, you keep six right here.|好了，你在这儿望风

Come on, let's go.|来啊，咱们走了

Come on, what are you guys doing?|Let's get out of here!|你们这帮家伙在干吗？快点走啊

He's on tilt status.|他正在迷离的状态

Same thing happened to me when|I played Neil Armstrong in Moonshot.|在演《月球探测器》的阿姆斯特朗时|我也这样过

They found me in an alley in Burbank|他们在澳洲伯班克小路上找到了我

trying to re-enter the Earth's|atmosphere in an old refrigerator box.|我正想要乘一个旧冰箱来重新进入大气层

What're you talking about?|你在说什么?

Come on, fellas, we really need to go.|快点，兄弟，我们快离开这里.

Daggomit, Blamtucky,|I ain't re-programming a VCR.|我不会为卡带式录像机做数码修复的

Give me the flame thrower.|You gotta start the chopper.|把火焰喷射器给我，你快去启动直升机

- No, fuck that! Just give me this.|- No time! I'll take care of this!|- 别管了，去他妈的，交给我|- 没时间了，我来顶着

All right. Give me your hooks.|好吧，把你的铁钩给我

Don't worry,|I'm not gonna put them on again.|别担心了，我不会再戴上了

- Just give me your goddamn hooks.|- All right. Here.|- 快把铁钩给我|- 好，给你

Get those boys back to the bird, pronto!|你快点把这帮孩子带回直升机去啊

Shit! Enough!|靠啊，够了！

Fake shit!|假冒伪劣！

Fuck!|杀了他！

Go get your guys!|Get them to the chopper!|快去找你的伙计们，带到直升机那儿

I'll take care of these yahoos!|我来对付这些野蛮人！

You're gonna focus up now,|motherfucker, and say it.|你一定要集中精力，混蛋，跟着我说

- "It's me, Tugg!"|- It's me, Tugg.|- “我是奋力”|- 我是奋力

That's right! Now, Tugg who?|好，那奋力是谁？

- Tugg who? I don't know. Who are you?|- Me?|- 是谁？我不知道，你是谁？|- 我？

I know who I am!|我知道我是谁！

I'm a dude playing a dude|disguised as another dude.|我这个家伙要扮演一个|假扮成另一个家伙的家伙

What?|啥？

You a dude|that don't know what dude he is!|你这家伙连自己是谁都不知道

Or are you a dude who has no idea|what dude he is|或者你才是不知道自己是谁的人吧

and claims to know what dude he is...|你还得扮成另一个人…

What the fuck|are you guys talking about?|你们他妈的说什么呢？

...by playing other dudes?|.…才能说出来了解自己？

I know what dude I am!|我知道我是谁！

- You're scared.|- I ain't scared. Scared of what?|- 你害怕了|- 我没怕，我怕什么？

Or scared of who?|应该是害怕谁吧？

- Scared of who?|- Come on, guys. We really need to go!|- 我怕谁？|- 来吧你俩，咱们快走！

Scared of you.|你怕你自己

- Jesus.|- What's going on?|- 天哪|- 到底怎么了？

The dudes are emerging.|全部人格都开始显露出来了

He's right, you know.|他说得对

I am not|我不是…

Sergeant Lincoln Osiris.|…林肯·奥西里斯 中士

We gotta roll out.|咱们快走

Nor am I Father O'Malley.|我也不是神父奥马力

Or Neil Armstrong.|也不是阿姆斯特朗

I think I might be nobody.|我想我可能谁都不是

Wow!|喔!

The insecurity level|with you guys is ridiculous!|跟你们在一起可真没安全感

- Everybody's got issues!|- Yeah, man, everybody got issues.|- 谁都有问题|- 是啊，每个人都有问题

Come on! You're Kirk Lazarus.|得了，你可是 柯克·拉扎勒斯

You're the whole reason|I got into acting.|就是因为你，我才选择当演员的

I memorized every single monologue|记得你说过的每一句独白

you ever did|when I was in theater school.|我还在戏剧学校时…

- Really?|- Yeah. And look, Tugg!|- 真的？|- 还有你，奋力

I saw Scorcher I|24 times when I was in eighth grade.|我8年级的时候把《热天总动员1》看了24遍

That shit blew me away!|I got high to that shit! You the man!|你那电影让我绝对震撼！爽死我了|你真是个爷们！

Yeah, man, Scorcher I was great.|Let's get the fuck out of here!|是啊，《热天总动员》第一部很不错|咱们快点从这儿离开！

Tugg, Tugger, you're the last piece|of the puzzle, buddy.|奋力，奋力，现在就差你了！

We need you! Your men need you!|Are you with us?|你的朋友需要你！你跟我们走吗？

I'm a rooster illusion.|我是公鸡做的梦

Fuck it. We'll deal with him later.|他妈的，回头对付他

Let's move. Come on. Come on.|Double time. Gotta go!|快点，快点，动作快点，走了

Come on, come on, come on.|快点，快点，快点.

Bingo! Move out.|太棒了！开始行动

Oh, God.|噢天啊.

Just say no to this,|you drug-making midget.|学着对炸药说不，你个贩毒的小矮人|（“学会说不”是80年代反对毒品运动的口号）

Gotta hold on!|你要坚持住！

Four Leaf!|四叶！

You grew hands?|你长出手来了？

RPG, gentlemen!|伙计们，火箭推进式榴弹！

Where are you going?|你们这是去哪儿？

Oh, my God.|I am moving to catering after this.|天哪，这活干完了我改行开饭馆去

My ass!|我的屁股！

Hey, yo!|We gotta get our shit together, Tugg!|奋力你听着，咱们得快点收拾烂摊子

We gotta get his cracker ass|to the chopper!|把他这屁神送回直升机去

Are you still crazy?|We gotta get Candisky to the chopper!|你还糊涂吗？咱们得把坎迪斯基带回去

It's Sandusky.|他叫山德斯基

- Kevin Sandusky.|- That's my name.|- 凯文·山德斯基|- 是我名字

You remembered my name.|你记得我名字|（第一次被别人说对名字）

Alpa, go help Cody.|阿尔帕，你去帮科迪

Portnoy, get Sandusky|back to the chopper. Go!|波特牛，把山德斯基带回直升机，行动！

- I got him!|- Let's go!|- 好的|- 咱们走

Let's get out of here!|快点离开这儿！

Hey, Leaf!|嘿，四叶！

- Leaf!|- Yeah.|四叶！

Hit the plunger|等咱们的人一过桥…

- as soon as they clear the bridge!|- Got it!|- 你就马上按下这活塞！|- 明白

Come on! Get in the chopper!|快点，上直升机！

- Come on! Move!|- Kirk! Wait!|- 来啊，行动|- 柯克！等等！

Laz, I'm gonna blow the bridge!|拉扎勒斯，我就要炸桥了！

Are you the special effects guy?|你就是那个特效制作人员?

- You God damn right I am.|- Fuck yeah!|- 妈的我就是.|- 妈的好!

Leaf's about to blow the bridge.|Come on!|四叶就要炸桥了，快！

You don't have to! You don't have to!|I'm staying.|你不用救我，我想留下来

No, I can't let you do that, mate.|We gotta go.|我不能扔下你，咱们一起走

No, I'm telling you, I'm not being crazy.|They'll listen to me.|我没有发疯，他们会听我解释的

I know it sounds weird,|but I have a connection with them.|虽然听起来有点怪，可我跟他们有了感情联系

You're not doing tofu dinner theater|for these motherfuckers. Let's roll!|你不会为了这帮混蛋拍一个豆腐剧的，快走!

- Get over here!|- I have a son now. Little Half Squat.|- 快过来！|- 我有儿子了，名叫小半蹲

Who in crikey fuck is Half Squat?|他妈的又是谁啊？

He's my son. He's my boy!|我儿子，我的孩子！

He needs me. I have to go back to him.|他需要我照顾，我必须回去

You tell the world what happened here.|让外面知道这里发生的事

What happened here?|这里发生了什么事儿？

I don't know, but you need to tell them.|我也说不清楚，不过你得告诉他们

I got this.|我会处理好的

Tugg!|奋力！

You take care of the boys!|I'll deal with these guys.|照顾好大伙，我来和他们说清楚

Where is he going?|We're gonna fucking die!|他这是去哪？咱们都要死了！

Laz, come on. He joined the circus.|Let's go.|拉扎勒斯，是他自己选择加入马戏团的，走吧

- You've got hands.|- Yeah.|- 你长出手来了|- 是啊

- Fuck! You've got hands?|- Come on!|- 靠！你本来有手啊？|- 快点！

- Come on!|- Get in!|- 快点|- 进来

- Come on!|- He's staying?|- 快点|- 他留下了？

Go! He's a lost cause, mate!|Get out of here!|走吧，没希望说服他了，咱们走

I was wrong! Blow the bridge!|Blow the fucking bridge!|我错了！快炸桥！把这破桥炸了！

I got this.|让我来

Leaf, no!|四叶，不！

It's over! He's gone!|结束了，他死了

Cody! We gotta go!|科迪，咱们快走吧

Look.|快看

Think he's done.|他要不行了

Cover me!|掩护我！

- Come on!|- Wait, come back!|- 得了！|- 等等，回来！

How do we cover him?|拿什么掩护他？

All right, game over. Come on, mate.|Come on.|好了，游戏结束了，伙计咱们走

- You all right, man?|- I'm cold.|- 你还好吗？|- 我身体冰凉

I can't feel my legs.|我大腿没知觉了

No, no, they're in a puddle, mate. See?|There's a puddle right there.|瞎扯，腿泡在水坑里了，看着了？是水坑

- No worries.|- Good.|- 别担心|- 太好了

Come on, we gotta split, man.|咱们快点走了，伙计

- You guys came back for me.|- Course.|- 你们回来找我了|- 当然了

Hey! I want you to know something.|我想跟你说…

What?|什么？

I know who you are.|我知道你是谁…

You're my friend.|你是我的朋友

You're my brother.|你是我的好兄弟

But like a really cool brother, you know?|是那种真正的好兄弟

Like a brother|where there was no animosity or...|之间没有任何仇恨和…

Don't look now,|you got some real tears going.|眼见为实，你现在真的流泪了

Really?|真的？

That's the stuff|that accolades are made of.|这才是能让你获奖的东西

Jesus, let's go, man!|天哪，咱们快走！

All right?|好吗？

Upsy-daisy.|起来喽

Come on! Come on! Come on!|Let's go! Let's go!|快点，快点！咱们走！

Get in! Get in!|进来，进来！

Come on! Here we go!|好了，出发吧！

Tuggernuts! I got it!|笨蛋奋力！我拿到手了！

- Tugger!|- Rick!|- 奋力！|- 瑞克！

What the fuck?|又他妈怎么了？

I got the TiVo!|我带来了“替你录”！

My friend wants a TiVo,|my friend gets a TiVo!|我朋友想要的“替你录”！

Oh, shit!|我靠！

And the Oscar goes to...|获奖者是…|（奥斯卡最佳男主角奖）

Yes! Tugg Speedman.|好啊！奋力·快男

"Tropic Blunder,|The True Story Behind the Making|“《热带蠢雷》 有史以来最昂贵的战争片…”

"of the Most Expensive|Fake True War Story Ever."|“拍摄中的真实故事”

Yeah!|耶！

（布鲁克林如愿交了女朋友）

Yeah, you son of a bitch!|你个小杂种！

（这是阿尔帕的情人兰斯）

Eight Oscars, $400 million|8项奥斯卡奖，4亿美元收入

and you saved|Tugg Speedman's career.|你还挽救了奋力·快男的演艺事业

I couldn't have done it|without you, Slolom.|所罗门，没有你我肯定做不到

Really?|真的？

No, dickhead, of course I could.|才不是呢，白痴，没你一样

- A nutless monkey could do your job.|- Well, I...|- 一个阉了的猴子都能顶替你|- 哦，我…

Now, go get drunk|and take credit at all the parties.|你去参加派对，喝得酩酊大醉|把功劳都记住自己身上吧

- I would never do that to...|- Joking.|- 我永远不会这么做…|- 我在开玩笑

- Yeah?|- Yeah.|- 真的？|- 真的

Very... Okay, there he is.|那…太好了，真有你的

- There he is. Okay.|- Go have fun.|- 真有你的，好的|- 玩得开心

All right. We're having a...|好的，我们会很…

Fuck, okay. Thank you, Les.|Thank you. You have a good night...|不扯了，我真心谢谢你，雷斯，晚安

But seriously,|a nutless monkey could do your job.|我说真的，阉了的猴子也能顶替你

Good. Thank you, sir.|好的，谢谢您，先生

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（这是汤姆·克鲁斯）

Ludacris演唱的《滚回去》

∮当心！当心！

∮来了一个家伙

∮又来一个家伙

∮哎呀喔呀！干嘛对我耳朵

∮一直说些废话

∮我才不想听

∮滚回去，混蛋！不是熟人，你就别瞎唠叨

∮滚回去，混蛋！不是熟人，你就别瞎唠叨

∮喔！来啊，来啊

∮小心被打得晕头转向

∮开着凯迪拉克，不过是小意思

∮轰走家人，我把毒品包放家里保管

∮生意还在扩大，日程排得满满

∮我让钱翻着打滚，就像杂耍

∮所以我挎着冲锋枪，吓住他们

∮我腰上的火力比得上鲨鱼攻击

∮但我没在谈篮球|（奥尼尔有一招叫鲨鱼攻击）

∮你们等着打架后，哭着满地找牙

∮咱们是一类人，你们跑不了了

∮我刚买了机票，更不跟你废话

∮所以你们适可而止，迅速走人

∮否则把你们赶出地盘，脸也打飞

∮我会给你颜色看看，不再和颜悦色

∮你们一群傻瓜，别让我爆发

∮哎呀喔呀！干嘛对我耳朵

∮一直说些废话

∮我才不想听

∮滚回去，混蛋！不是熟人，你就别瞎唠叨

∮滚回去，混蛋！不是熟人，你就别瞎唠叨

∮哎呀喔呀！我不是跟你玩闹！

∮你一招失误，我就把你拿下

∮滚回去，混蛋！不是熟人，你就别瞎唠叨

∮滚回去，混蛋！不是熟人，你就别瞎唠叨

∮我到来，我见证|（凯撒名言）

∮出的一拳正中他们下巴

∮右勾拳困住他们，再来直拳

∮上勾拳伺候，外加屁股一脚

∮送他上路了，省了我废话

∮我不想去郡监狱，因为懒得走路

∮咱们就像被撞的保龄球瓶，以后扯清

∮我们以后会盖尽你的风头

∮给你们脖子上挂个扰乱治安的牌子

（佩克坐G5飞机从越南回国）|∮然后我们安心点着大麻烟嘴

∮哎呀喔呀！干嘛对我耳朵

∮一直说些废话

∮我才不想听

∮滚回去，混蛋！不是熟人，你就别瞎唠叨

∮滚回去，混蛋！不是熟人，你就别瞎唠叨

奋力的扮演者 也是本片导演

四叶：你得把演员扔到困境里面!

四叶：让他们从舒服窝里滚出来！

导演：让咱们拍成这部最伟大的战争电影！

柯克：我是农民头头，王八蛋们！

科迪：他发信号了，开始！

科迪：大地母亲刚被吓得尿了裤子！

科迪：噢，不

科迪：这可是强力奶头

科迪：大地母亲刚被吓得尿了裤子！

阿尔帕：我靠，说什么呢？

柯克：他妈的怎么回事？

杰夫：诱饵，我需要诱饵

柯克：咯吱喀嚓，耶！

柯克：狂了！

柯克：我是农民头头，王八蛋们！

奋力：妈妈叫我笨蛋杰克

奋力：你…日…日…日…让…让我开心

奋力：会让我的眼睛下雨

杰夫：我会捧住蛋蛋，按摩棒棒

杰夫：来回运动，咽下肉汁

说对了

柯克：你差点就嘲笑过头了

柯克：我知道我是谁！

我这个家伙要扮演一个假扮成另一个家伙的家伙

阿尔帕：把头低下，混蛋！

这游戏就叫这名儿

这游戏就叫这名儿

这游戏就叫这名儿

这游戏就叫这名儿

杰夫：别指责我！

（剧终）

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