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Think about it. Right on the beach,|你想想… 就在沙滩上

ocean breezes, blue skies, seagulls.|微微吹来的海风、 蓝色的天空、海鸥…

⌒All yours for the taking. ⌒It's a timeshare.|－这些全部都是你的。 －但它是分时渡假屋

Well, it's called a timeshare,|当然，他是所谓的分时渡假屋

but the truth is, for the two weeks you're at the condo,|但事实是 有2周时间你在拥有这别墅？

you're not sharing anything.|你完全不用跟人分享房子！

You're not sharing the bathroom, not sharing the toaster, nothing.|你不用和人分享浴室 也不用分享烤箱，都不用！

Nada. Zip.|老奶奶

You are the mistress of all you survey.|你想干什么就干什么

My nephew looked up the neighbourhood on the computer.|我侄子在电脑里查了一下邻居的资料。

Your nephew?|你侄子？

Mrs Darby.|Darby小姐

He said the condo was in a bad neighbourhood.|她说你的屋子有个坏邻居。

Blacks.|是黑人！！！

You're right. You're right.|说得对，说得对

The condo is in a rather poor majority black neighbourhood.|房子周围的确是有相当多的穷黑人邻居

And you know what? I'm glad you brought it up.|但你知道？ 我非常高？你提了出？

Seriously.|真的？

Otherwise, I might have done something that I'd be ashamed of later.|要不然，我怎么会作出不久后 会让我羞愧的事情？

And that would be to sell you that timeshare.|而那也是卖你这房子的原因

⌒You would not feel safe there. ⌒No, I wouldn't.|－那种环境你一点也不会觉得安全 －当然不安全！

Of course you wouldn't. How could you?|当然你不会觉得啊 你怎么会呢？！

We all know,|我们都知道

and I say this at the risk of sounding a little racist,|我说…这个听起来有点种族歧视

black dudes love white women.|黑人家伙喜欢白人女生

Love 'em. I don't know if it's genetic or if it's society.|爱死了！ 我不知道是遗传还是社会出了什么问题

We can argue nature versus nurture all day, but it's a scientific fact|我们可以整天争论是先天因素还是后天 但这却是科学上不争的事实

that black men can't get enough of white women.|那些黑人家伙在白人女生身上 永远得不到满足

Don't think a woman of your age would be safe from their advances.|别以为你这年纪走在他们前面就一定安全

No, ma'am.|一点都不！太太

These big black bucks don't care whether you're young or old,|这些黑人家伙才不管你是年轻还老的

skinny or fat,|是瘦的还胖的

walking or with two wrinkled stumps right below the knees.|是健步如飞还是老步蹒跚

They want your white flesh. They want it bad.|他们就要白人的胴体 他们要的疯了！

Truth be told, I'm part black myself.|事实上，我自己也有一点黑

And if it wasn't for my wife, I'd be bending you over the desk|如果不是因为我有太太 我现在就想把你压倒在桌上

doing you doggy-style right now.|用狗交方式^做**

I can just imagine you there, all alone in that big condo,|我现在就能想像你在那房子里

awash in a sea of Negro cock.|和黑人“家伙”享受如海浪的律动

I'll... I'll take it.|我…我…我要买了！

Smart move. Sign your Jane Hancock on the dotted line.|聪明的抉择！在这条线下方签下你的名字

⌒You can't go in there. ⌒Here you go.|－你不能进去！！ －你的资料

⌒Stan Minton. ⌒I'll be with you in a second.|－史丹．明顿！ －请稍等我一下下

Go on. Sign it.|这儿，签在这儿

Stan Minton, you're under arrest for fraud.|史丹．明顿！ 你被依诈欺罪嫌逮捕

Anything you say will be used against you in a court.|任何你说的将来都会做为呈堂证供

It's just a little mix-up. Go on, sign it.|这只是一点小小的误会 签吧，签了它

⌒You white Jezebel! ⌒I'll call Mal!|－你这死巫婆！ －我会打给莫尔！

You're gonna regret this! Call my attorney!|你会后悔不签的！ 记的打给我律师！

Madam Foreman, have you reached a verdict?|福曼女士 你们有一致的判决了吗？

⌒We have, Your Honour. ⌒Please hand it to the bailiff.|－有了，庭上 －请把它交给法警

Will the defendant please rise?|被告请起立

Madam Foreman, how do you find the defendant?|福曼女士 你们的判决是？

We, the jury, find the defendant guilty.|庭上，我们 认为被告有罪

⌒What? ⌒Thank you, Madam Foreman.|－什么？ －谢谢你，福曼女士

"⌒That bitch! ⌒Stanley, please, quiet.|－那个婊子！ －史丹 请安静！"

Sentencing will be tomorrow at 10am.|明早十点判刑

"⌒What the fuck just happened in there? ⌒You lost, Stanley.|－刚刚在里面到底发生了什么事？ －你官司输了 ，史丹"

I didn't lose. You're the lawyer, you lost.|我才没输 你是律师，应该是你输了

I'm truly sorry.|我真的很抱歉

Damn it, man! I'm rich!|马的，老兄，我是有钱人耶

I wanted some of that O.J. justice.|我也要辛普森的那种判决啊

Maybe the judge will give probation.|或许法官会让我们缓刑

No. In this state, first-degree fraud|不可能，在这个州，一级诈欺罪

carries a minimum of three to five years.|通常会判至少三到五年

I got it!|我想到方法了

⌒We bribe the judge. ⌒I'm not gonna bribe the judge.|－我们去贿赂法官 －我才不会去做这种事

⌒Bribe him. ⌒I'm not gonna bribe him.|－贿赂他！ －我才不要！

⌒Bribe him! ⌒Oh, please.|－贿赂他！ －噢，拜托！

⌒Bribe him! ⌒No!|－贿赂他！ －不行！

I don't practise that kind of law, and I never will.|我一点都不熟这种旁门左道，永远不会！

You wanna bribe the judge? Be my guest.|你想要搞贿赂？ 请自便吧

I'm sure any shyster on the street will be happy to do it for you.|我相信整条街 都满是这种乐于为你服务的讼棍

Mal? You're fired.|莫尔？你被开除了！

Mr Popper, is your client ready for sentencing?|帕普先生 请问你的客户已准备好了吗？

He is, Your Honour.|是的，庭上

Anything you'd like to say before the court passes sentence?|在判决之前，你有什么要说的吗？

Your Honour, my client has been convicted|庭上，我的客户虽已被判决

of fraud in the first degree.|犯了一级的诈欺罪

A crime of which he is innocent.|不过他是无辜的

But even if he were guilty|即使他是有罪的

and his customers were defrauded,|他的客户们骗也都被骗了

isn't it better that Mr Minton, as a resident of Los Angeles,|身为洛杉矶的一份子，是不是让他

receive the money, thereby keeping it in the community,|继续拿钱下去，才能回馈给社区啊

as opposed to some gypsies or travelling Mexicans,|相对于一些吉普赛人或常出外的墨西哥人

who would have taken the money out of the community?|谁比较会淘空社区的资源呢

Please take that into consideration.|请将这一点考虑进去

Mr Minton, you are hereby sentenced to serve a term of no less than three years|明顿先生，综上所述，你的刑期至少

at the Verlaine State Correctional Facility.|要在福联州立监狱，服满三年

Normally, your sentence would begin immediately.|通常，你的刑期要立即执行

However, I'm going to delay your incarceration for six months|不过，我决定将你的刑罚延后半年

so that you may... reorganise the charity|好让你可以… 为社区做做善事

that you've established to teach music to retarded children.|去教导智障孩子音乐

Thank you, judge.|谢谢，庭上

Court is adjourned.|法庭休会

⌒Teach music to retarded children? ⌒It sounded good at the time.|－教智障音乐？ －这个时候听起来倒不错

⌒I thought you were gonna bribe him. ⌒I did.|－我以为你已贿赂了他 －我是啊

Hundred grand in Krugerrand doesn't go too far now.|但几十万的南非币现在起不了什么作用

⌒Did we win? ⌒No. I don't get it.|－我们嬴了吗？ －才没呢！我搞不清楚

You bribe the judge and I get three years?|你贿赂了法官 我还得吃三年牢饭？

Mandatory. The judge couldn't fix that.|这是法律定的 法官也没办法去改判

Now you got six months to set your affairs in order.|不过你现在多了六个月，去把你的事情搞定

My affairs are already in order.|我的事情早就都搞定了

My legal opinion is that you take a Brazilian vacation. Permanently.|我的法律建议是你去巴西休个假 永远别回来！

Sounds like fun.|听起来蛮有趣的

I can't do that.|但是我办不到啊

Those Krugerrands were the last liquid asset I had.|那些南非币已是我所有能动的钱

The rest of my money is frozen in the bank.|其它的钱都被银行冻结了

I'm not gonna run and leave seven million behind.|我不会留下七百多万去逃跑的

Well, Stan, my old man had a saying:|嗯，史丹 我老爸曾说过一句话

"You walk through a locker room, you're gonna see some dick."|你要是经过一些上锁的房间 那么你肯定看到一些屌

⌒What's that supposed to mean? ⌒It means you rip off enough people,|－那倒底是什么意思？ －那意思是说你骗够了这些人了

eventually you're gonna go to jail.|到最后你一定会吃牢饭的

Thanks, that's really comforting.|谢谢，那听起来是很爽(反讽)

Hey, I'm a crooked lawyer. I know I'm going to jail someday.|嘿，我知道我是个歪哥律师 总有那么一天，我也会进去吃牢饭

You don't see me crying about it.|你没看见我已经在靠北靠木了吗

Stan, slow down. You're gonna choke.|史丹，慢慢来，小心噎到了

I gotta eat now. I hear that prison food is real crap.|我现在要吃点东西才行 我听说，监狱里的牢饭烂透了

I'm real glad we have six months together before you have to go to...|我很高兴你进去前… 有六个月的时间可以共处

⌒You know. ⌒Tell me about it.|－你知道吗 －那还用你说吗

I could be in jail right now. Popper's one hell of a lawyer.|我可能现在就得进监狱里了 帕普还算够厉害！

I'm gonna be awfully lonely while you're gone.|你进去后，我一定会寂寞死了

I know, sweetheart. But I think I get conjugal visits.|我知道，宝贝 但我想配偶是可以进来探监的

I can probably stick it to you once a month or so. Pretty good.|不过大概一个月一次，就很不错了

Oh, sure, that's great.|噢，真的吗，那真棒！

⌒But I was thinking... ⌒Mm-hm.|－但我在想… －嗯哼…？

...maybe we could do something now so I wouldn't be so lonely later.|…或许我们现在可以做点什么 那么以后我就不会无聊了

Like what?|像是什么？

Like maybe we could make a baby.|像是，或许…我们可以生个宝宝

Mindy, are you crazy?|敏蒂，你疯了吗？

⌒I just... ⌒I'm gonna be gone three years.|－我只是… －我要去三年耶

Five at the max. What are we gonna do with the kid when I get out?|最多会五年 我不在时我们要怎么养这孩子

Give it up for adoption? That's cruel.|把宝宝拿去给人领养？ 那太残忍了

I thought maybe we could keep it.|我想或许我们可以自己养

Mindy, how many times have we gone over this?|敏蒂，这个话题我们谈过多少次了？

It's selfish to bring a child into this world.|这种方式把小孩带来这世界，太自私了

A world full of suffering and hunger and war.|这世界充满了痛苦、饥饿跟战争

⌒It's just... selfish! ⌒I know.|－那就是太…自私了！ －我知道

Plus, a kid would totally cramp our lifestyle.|另外，小孩还会完全打乱我们的生活

We couldn't go on vacation when we wanted, they break stuff, they cry.|我们也不能想出去玩就去 他们会打坏东西，还会整天哭闹

You'd get stretch marks.|你还会满身淤青的

That's right. Stretch marks.|没错，满身淤青

Scary stuff, huh?|恐怖的东西，是吧？

I just let you walk all over me.|我只是希望你可以一直陪着我

Oh, Mindy, come on.|哦～敏蒂，拜托！

OK, Mindy, you can get a dog.|好吧，敏蒂，你可以养狗

After I leave!|但要在我离开后

Your other steak, sir.|先生，你的第二份牛排

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⌒What do you want, doll? ⌒Put some Scotch in this.|－你要什么，小妞？ －帮我倒些苏格兰酒

⌒We got whiskey. ⌒Not as good, but it'll have to do.|－我们只有威士忌 －没鱼，来点虾也好

All right. That'll be 75 cents.|好的，那要75分钱

Good deal.|很棒的交易

⌒Keep the change. ⌒Ooh! Well...|－零钱你留着 －噢！谢谢…

Ah! Give me another one, honey.|呃！再给我一杯，甜心

Do you got a problem?|你有什么问题吗？

No. No, I...|不，不，我…

I was just wondering... you've been to prison, right?|我只是想… 你去里面蹲过，对吧？

You do have a problem.|你的确有很大的问题

No, I... I'm going to prison.|不,，我…我就要去坐监了

But I've never been there before and I was just thinking maybe|但我从没进去过，我想，或许…

you could give me some pointers.|你可以给我一点指引

⌒I'll pay you 100 bucks. ⌒Just for talking?|－我会付你一百块 －只是聊聊吗？

⌒How much time did you get? ⌒Three to five.|－你被判了多久？ －三年到五年

⌒Where at? ⌒Verlaine.|－在哪？ －福联监狱

Verlaine? That's fucked, Stan. Guards just don't give a damn.|福联？那里真糟，史丹 那里的警卫才不鸟你是谁咧

They let the cons beat the shit out of one another all day.|他们整天就让捣蛋的，互相打到挫赛为止

How am I gonna do in there?|那我在里面要怎么办呢？

I mean, if you saw me, would you beat the shit out of me?|我意思是，如果你见了我 你会不会把我打到挫赛？

I'd probably rape ya.|我大概会把你给鸡奸了

⌒You'd rape me? ⌒Yeah.|－你会鸡奸我？ －没错！

So it's true, huh? A lot of guys turn gay in prison?|所以那是真的了，是吗？ 很多人到监狱后就变成，gay，了？

I'm always gay. I only rape people in prison.|我一直就是个，gay 但我只在监狱里鸡奸别人

⌒You're gay? ⌒Yeah. This is a gay bar.|－你是，gay？ －是啊，这里是，gay，的酒吧

Whoo!|哇噢！

Let's do this thing.|我们就是做这种的

Whoo!|哇噢！

Look, rape isn't an act of sex. Rape is an act of violence.|记着，强奸并不是一种性行为 它代表的是一种暴力倾向

And in prison society, it's all about violence.|而在监狱这个圈子里 什么事都跟暴力有关

You're judged by how bad other cons fear you.|你的地位是看你的对手，如何怕你而决定的

Raping a dude is the ultimate way of beating him down.|鸡奸别人是打败他的最终极办法

It means you're one bad motherfucker.|那表示你真的是它妈的狗狼养的

So you rape people?|所以，你鸡奸别人？

Well, now that's something I'm not real proud of.|呃，那可不是什么光彩的事

I don't condone the practise, to be honest. But I do do it some.|我无法原谅自己做过的 但老实讲，我的确干过这种事

Just to keep up with the Joneses. You know what I mean.|只是要跟上同伴的脚步 你知道我说什么吧

Little dude like you, be an easy mark.|像你这种个头矮小的 很容易成为目标

Oh, Jesus! Isn't there anything I could do?|噢，我的老天！ 那就没有什么我能够做的吗？

You could join a gang.|你可以加入帮派

⌒Are you a racist? ⌒Not really.|－你是种族主义者吗？ －不算真的是

That leaves out the Nazis.|他们会远离搞纳粹的

⌒Got any Mob connections? ⌒No.|－有跟任何暴民在一起吗？ －也没有

⌒Wouldn't happen to be Latino? ⌒Uh-uh.|－不会刚好是拉丁美洲人吧？ －嗯－哼

Looks like everybody's gonna rape you.|看样子，你就是大家都想鸡奸的人

OK. OK, I... I bet I can be a racist for three to five years.|好，好，我…我打赌 我这三五年一定可以成为种族主义者

⌒A real racist. Hardcore. ⌒Well, good.|－一个真正的种族主义者，挂保证 －那不错

⌒Then you can join the Nazis. ⌒Excellent.|－然后你可以加入纳粹 －棒极了！

You'll only be raped by other Nazis.|那你就会被其它的纳粹给鸡奸

Raped by Nazis? No way!|被纳粹鸡奸？不可能！

Anything else I can do?|还有什么我能做的吗？

Isn't there some way I can cultivate some outlaw image?|就没有方法可以让我改变别人的印象吗？

⌒You have to kill a dude. ⌒Without killing a dude?|－你可以杀死一个家伙 －除了这招？

In your case, it'd be a real long shot, Stan.|以你的例子 那可不是件容易的事，史丹

⌒Wouldn't happen to have any tats? ⌒Tats?|－有没有刚好有什么图案？ －图案？

Ink.|墨水

Yes. Yeah. Yeah. I didn't grow up with my mom. So I...|是，是，是 我小时候没跟妈妈住，所以我…

When I was 18, I got a tattoo.|当我满18岁时，我有了第一个纹身

"Mommy".|“妈咪”

You might as well buy a welcome mat, strap it to your asshole.|你还不如直接在你屁眼 挂上一个欢迎光临的牌子

Say, "I'm open for business."|说，“永远开放营业”

Whoo!|哇呜！

⌒Stan? ⌒I'm gonna get raped!|－史丹？ －我就要被人鸡奸了！

Stanny!|小丹丹！

Stan, honey. You wanna wake up?|史丹，宝贝 你要起来吗？

It's 2.00.|现在是，2:00，啰

⌒Good morning, dear. ⌒Good afternoon, Stan.|－早安，宝贝 －午安，史丹

I got you some orange juice.|我给你准备了柳橙汁

It was all a bad dream.|真是个可怕的梦

⌒Just a horrible dream. ⌒What was your dream, baby?|－只是个梦而已 －宝贝，你做了什么梦？

It was awful!|真恐怖！

I was gonna go to prison and big men were gonna rape me.|我要去坐牢了，大家等着要鸡奸我

But here I am, safe in my bed.|还好我在这，安全的在床上

It was all a bad dream.|那真是个可怕的梦

But you are gonna be going to prison, right?|但是你就要去坐牢了，不是吗

⌒Huh? ⌒You're going to prison in six months.|－什么？ －你半年后就要去坐牢拉

No!|不！

Oh! Oh!|喔！喔！

Honey, it's OK. A lot can happen in six months.|宝贝，没事儿 这半年有很多事情可以发生

What's gonna happen, Mindy? Is my anus gonna grow teeth?|有什么事会发生，敏蒂？ 是我的屁眼要长牙齿了吗？

No, silly! You'll find a way. You always do.|不是的，笨蛋！你一定会找到办法的 你一直是

What'd you just say?|你刚刚说啥？

You always find a way.|你总是会找到办法的

That's right. I always do.|没错，我一直是这样

My baby ready to eat breakfast?|我的宝贝准备好吃早餐了吗？

Mindy...|敏蒂…

...did I have a lot growing up?|…我有没有成长很多？

No, I did not. I had nothing growing up.|不，我没有 我一点都没有成长

I had a drunk father who was emotionally unavailable to me.|我有个酒鬼老爹 在我需要他的时候，他都不在

I had a summer job at Dairy Queen.|我在DQ冰淇淋店做过暑期工读

I had tomato soup for dinner.|我晚餐有蕃茄汤

Nobody ever gave me anything.|从没有人给我过任何东西

Truly, mine was a hardscrabble existence.|实际上，我的生活一直是困苦的

Yet look at me today.|但看看我现在

I own a palatial estate,|我有这么漂亮的房子

I drive a Lamborghini,|开的是蓝宝基尼

I have a summer house on the lake,|湖边还有个避暑别墅

a complete Bang & Olufsen home theatre system,|一套完整Bang & Olufsen 牌家庭剧院

a beautiful wife.|一个漂亮的老婆

And whom do I have to thank for all this stuff?|这一切的一切，我要感谢谁？

Me. Nobody else.|只有我！没有别人！！

Me. I am a winner.|我～是个嬴家！

I set my mind to do something, and I do it.|脑袋瓜里想到什么，我就会完成它

And so when I say to you that I will make myself un-rapeable,|所以，当我跟你说 我要使自己变成无法被鸡奸的

I will be un-rapeable!|我就会变成无法被鸡奸的！

Yay!|没错！

# You're the best around Nothing's gonna ever keep you down|#，You're，the，best，around Nothing's，gonna，ever，keep，you，down

# You're the best around Nothing's gonna ever keep you down|#，You're，the，best，around Nothing's，gonna，ever，keep，you，down

⌒# You're the best around ⌒Ow!|－#，You're，the，best，around －Ow！

# Nothing's gonna ever keep you down|#，Nothing's，gonna，ever，keep，you，down

I got a couple of things in mind. But first I got kind of a weird question.|我现在有几个点子 但是有一些奇怪的问题我想问

Do you have anything you could tattoo around my sphincter|有没有什么图案，可以刺青在我屁眼周围

to make it less attractive?|让它看起来，少一点，致命的吸引力？

Fourteen, 15...|14,，15…

⌒Stanny, come to bed. ⌒Not... Not now, Mindy.|－小丹丹，上床啰 －不能…不能现在，敏蒂

Nineteen, 25.|19,，25

There. You see new definition?|好了 你看见这些新的东西吗？

My forearm. I think I see a new vein.|我的前臂，我看见新的爆管了

I see a very sexy man.|我看见一位性感的男人

You do?|你真的？

Well, I wonder what he's gonna do next.|嗯，我在想他的下一步是什么

Take me, darling.|上我吧，达令

Mindy, I'm gonna go to prison in a few months.|敏蒂，再几个月我就要去坐牢了

Not now, honey.|不要现在，宝贝

And while I'm there, men are gonna try to take advantage of me.|当我在那里的时候 其他家伙会想要占我便宜

⌒I don't wanna hear about this. ⌒This is important.|－我不想听这些 －这很重要的

I'm doing everything I can|我正在尽我所能

to make sure that doesn't happen.|去确保这些都不会发生

But if it does happen, and I do get violated...|但如果真的发生了 我被人侵犯了…

Stan!|史丹！

...I want the first time...|…我希望第一次…

...to be by someone I love.|…可以给我爱的人

Oh!|噢！

Oh.|噢

Stan, I couldn't.|史丹，我做不到

Please, Min, for me.|拜托，小敏，为了我

Well... OK.|嗯…好吧

Great.|太好了

Oh, the horror!|噢～～妈妈咪啊！

Two!|二下

Three! Four!|三下，四下

Five! Six!|五下，六下

Seven! Eight!|七下，八下

You must concentrate, Stanley. Concentrate!|你要专心点，史丹！ 集中精神！

⌒How can I concentrate when I'm bored? ⌒If you're bored, leave.|－那么无聊我怎么专心的起来呢？ －如果你觉的无聊，那就离开！

Oh, come on, Cho.|喔，拜托，周

⌒Master Cho! ⌒Master Cho.|－是，周师傅！ －周师傅

I've been coming here for a week and I'm still doing baby stuff.|我都来这里几个礼拜了 还在练这种小孩子的玩意儿

When am I gonna learn to kick some ass?|我什么时候才能学到几招能打倒人的呢？

I'm a yellow belt. Nobody's afraid of a yellow belt.|我还只是个黄带 没有人会怕一个黄带的弱鸡

You think you're ready to move up in rank?|你认为你够格去学了吗？

Yeah, that's right.|是的，就是这样

Fine. You'll have your chance.|好的，我会给你机会

⌒Hey, Seymour! Come on. ⌒All right.|－嘿，西摩！来吧 －好啊

Seymour.|西摩

You'll fight Seymour for honour of green belt.|你现在是为了绿带的荣誉，来跟西摩对打

Want me to fight this little guy?|要我跟这小个儿打？

⌒All right. ⌒Fighting stance!|－好吧 －对打开始，史丹！

All right, Seymour. See what you got.|好吧，西摩 来看看你有什么料

Ah! Ah!|啊！啊！

Oof!|噢呜！

⌒How do you like that, huh, Seymour? ⌒Stanley!|－这招怎么样啊，西摩？ －史丹！

⌒Uh! ⌒You can forget about your refund!|－阿！ －你可以忘了你的退款！

Is that all you got?|你只会这些吗？

Ah!|阿！

Pussy.|死娘炮儿

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That's some technique you got.|你需要学一点技巧

You couldn't knock a shit out of a paper bag full of shit.|你无法从满是大便的纸袋里再打出屎来

Oh, and you could do better?|喔，所以你可以做的更好啰？

Any questions?|有问题吗？

⌒Mindy! ⌒Dinner's almost ready!|－敏蒂！ －晚餐快好啰！

⌒I got great news! ⌒What happened to you?|－我有个很棒的消息！ －你发生了什么事？

Never mind that. I just met the best guy. Guess what?|别管这个了 我刚遇到一个很碰的家伙，猜猜怎么了？

⌒He's agreed to be my trainer. ⌒Really? What's his name?|－他答应要训练我 －真的吗，他叫什么名字

The Master.|大师

⌒How do you do? ⌒The Master.|－你好吗 －大师

He's gonna live with us and train me.|他要和我们住在一起并训练我

I have to pay him when my accounts get unfrozen.|当我户头解冻时，我就要付他钱

⌒Oh. ⌒Ahem.|－哦 －呃，嗯

And the contract.|还有契约

Yeah, I'll write it up right now.|是的，我现在就去写

I'm so sorry, The Master, but there's no smoking in the house.|真的很抱歉，大师 我们房子里是不行抽烟的

Yes, there is.|是的，没错

I better heat up another Lean Cuisine.|我最好去加热一下我的排骨

Honey, you've done it again. You heated it just perfect.|宝贝，你又来了 你已经处理的很棒了

So...|所以…

...The Master, where are you from?|…大师，请问你从哪儿来？

Hell.|地狱

Oh! What brought you to LA? A job?|噢，那是什么把你吹来的，工作吗？

I travel where the wind takes me.|我随着风的飘荡到处旅行

Isn't he great?|他是不是很棒？

Well, how long have you been teaching the art of self-defence?|呃，你教这种防身术有多久时间了？

Young lady, what I teach is not art.|小姐 我教的不是防身术

It is science.|而是一种科学

A careful amalgam of the most deadly parts of karate, kung fu,|揉合了许多武术的致命绝招 像空手道、功夫

Wing Chun, Krav Maga, Muay Thai,|咏春拳、格斗技、泰拳

savate and Filipino Kali.|法国腿击和菲律宾的魔杖

My favourite.|我最喜欢的

Ooh! Wow!|呜！哇噢！

I find weakness|我发现弱点

and turn it into strength.|就把它变成我的强项

I find fat and turn it into muscle.|我发现肥油就把它变成我的肌肉

I find blisters and turn them into canker sores.|我发现水泡就要把它打成像溃疡一样

I find doubt and I turn it into will.|我发现怀疑就把它变成坚强的意志

You can stop doing that now.|你可以不用再那样做了

⌒Doing what? ⌒Your hand.|－做什么？ －你的手啊

Oh. I forgot it was there.|哦，我都忘了放在那里

I'm gonna take a shit.|我要去撇条

⌒Enjoy yourself. ⌒Mm.|－请把这儿当自己家 －嗯

Stan, honey, does he really have to live here?|史丹，宝贝 他真的一定要住在这里吗？

⌒The Master? ⌒He scares me.|－大师吗？ －他吓到我了

I know. He scares me too. That's exactly why he's the perfect guy to teach me.|我知道，他也吓到我了 这就是为什么他是训练我的最佳人选

⌒But, Stan... ⌒Look, want me to survive in prison?|－但是，史丹… －听着，你想要我在监狱里能存活下来吧？

⌒Of course I do. ⌒Then don't argue with me about this.|－我当然想啊 －那就不要跟我争论这件事

You'll see, he'll grow on you.|到时你就知道，他会让你吃惊的

Wake up, weakling.|起床啰，小峱峱

What the hell you doing in here?|你在这儿干什么鬼？

It's time to begin your training.|训练的时间已经到啰

But it's five in the morning.|但是现在才早上五点

⌒Is that liver? ⌒It's your breakfast.|－那是肝吗？ －这是你的早餐

And every moment you delay, I squeeze out more of its vital juices.|还有，每次你动作慢了 我就会挤更多这种恶心的汁给你喝

Trust me, you'll need them later.|相信我，等等你会很需要的

⌒OK, I'm up. ⌒But are you ready?|－好啦，我起来就是了 －但是你准备好了吗？

Look what I found beside your bed.|看看我在你床边发现什么

This is weakness.|这是你的懦弱

This is defeatism.|这是你的失败

Actually, we were kind of enjoying that.|事实上，我们还蛮享受这些的

Eat this.|吃了它

And follow me.|跟我走

Punch! All right, now kick.|打它！ 好的，现在踼它

Punch! All right, now kick.

Kick!|用力踼！

Kick like you mean it!|要把它当一回事的踼！

⌒Oh! ⌒I blended that gross stuff you wanted.|－噢！ －我把你要的一堆东西都混在里面了

I got it all in Koreatown. I didn't even know there was a Koreatown.|我从韩国城买回来的 我都还不知道有韩国城咧

Too many eggs.|太多蛋了

The fish oil is nice. Ox pancreas is good.|鱼油很棒 牛胰脏也不错

⌒Next time, use more tongue. ⌒That's what she said.|－下次，记的用多一点舌头 －她也这么说

⌒Ooh! ⌒Oh, Stan!|－噢！ －哦，史丹！

⌒I'm all right. ⌒Get away from him!|－我没事 －你别欺负他！

⌒I'm OK. ⌒Rise and drink your lunch.|－我还好 －起来！把这些当午餐给喝了

Don't I get to eat anything that tastes good?|我不是应该吃些更美味的东西吗？

⌒You like hot dogs? ⌒Yeah, sure.|－你喜欢热狗？ －当然拉

If you don't drink that,|如果你不喝下它

the boys in prison will feed you...|你牢里的狱友就会喂你…

...many hot dogs.|…许多的热狗

I can kick your ass so fast you wouldn't even feel it.|我可以踼你屁股快到你没法察觉

I'd like to see that.|我倒想看看

You didn't kick me in the ass. I didn't feel anything.|你没踼到我屁股啊 我什么感觉都没有

Ow! Ow!|噢！噢！

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!|噢！噢！噢！噢！

Ow! Ow! Ow!|噢！噢！噢！

Oh! Ow! Ooh!|噢！噢！阿！噢！

⌒Pain is interpretation. ⌒OK.|－痛是可以装的 －好了

I'm gonna call a time-out here. You're beating my husband with a flaming stick.|这里我要叫一下暂停 你正拿着火棍打我老公呢

Isn't there some kind of role-playing exercise you can do?|不是有什么角色扮演的游戏 你可以去玩吗？

Run along, honey. This is man stuff here.|走吧，宝贝 这里是男人的事

Go ahead, Master.|继续吧，大师

Ow! Ow! Ow!|噢！噢！噢！

Ow! Ah! Oh!|噢！阿！噢！

Ow! Ah!|噢！阿！

No disrespect, I realise this is strengthening my nipples.|没有不敬的意思 我了解到这些是让我的奶头更坚硬

And believe me, I can feel the burn.|相信我，我能感受到它烧起来了

I was wondering, just how important are strong nipples?|我在想 坚硬的奶头有什么重要的？

⌒Someday these nipples... ⌒Ah!|－有一天，这些奶头… －噢！

...may save your life. ⌒Ah!|…能够救了你的性命 －噢！

You are what you eat.|你吃什么，就会变成什么

Um, are you sure that's Eastern mysticism?|呃，你确定这是东方的秘术吗？

Because I learned that in health class in third grade.|因为我三年级的健康课本里有读过

Silence, woman.|安静，女士

I mean, all that stuff about pain and illusion sounds totally mystical.|我意思是，那些痛啊，幻觉之类的 听起来是那么的神秘

But "you are what you eat"? Even I know that. And I am from Omaha.|但是，“吃什么就变什么”？ 即使我知道，还有，我是奥玛哈印地安人

What part of Omaha?|哪里的奥玛哈？

⌒Oh! ⌒Dundee.|－哦！ －丹迪

Happy Hollow.|快乐山谷！

You're Oscar?|你是奥斯卡？

I should have known.|我该知道的

Those womanly, childbearing hips|那种，女人味浓，又会生小孩的，屁股

could not be a product of this perfidious coast.|是不可能在这种地方出现的

Uh, do you mind? I'm trying to eat scorpion here.|呃，你介意吗？ 我这里正很努力的要吃蝎子呢！

Insolent fool!|你个大笨蛋！

You have lost the right|你已经失去了吃掉…

to eat scorpion.|蝎子的资格

Great. There goes my lunch.|太棒了，我的午餐飞了！

⌒Thanks. ⌒This is not working.|－谢谢你啊 －这样是没有用的

⌒Master says... ⌒Master's a jerk.|－大师说… －大师他是个混蛋

⌒Shh! ⌒He is!|－嘘！ －他的确是！

And he is a creep. The house smells. Does he have to smoke in every room?|他还是个无耻之徒，房子都臭死了 他就一定要每间房间都抽烟吗？

The only time I see you alone is in bed and you're too tired to...|我唯一能单独跟你相处的时间只剩床上了 而你又累的不能，…

Hey! I got five months, and then it's prison. I gotta stay focused.|嘿！我还有五个月，然后就进去了 我一定要把心思放在这上面

I gotta think, eat, breathe prison. I don't have time for anything else.|我要在牢里吃喝拉撒睡 没有时间再去搞别的东西

Not even time for me?|也没时间搞我吗？

Tell you what.|我告诉你

After I'm done working out with The Master, I'll rent some movies,|等我跟大师的训练完后 我会去找些片子

and we'll cuddle around the TV like old times, OK?|我们会搂着一起看 就像以前一样，好吗？

Really?|真的吗？

Mindy!|敏蒂！

Some men broke into the house! They wanna rape you!|有些家伙闯入你的房子了！ 他们是来强奸你的！

⌒What? ⌒Big men!|－什么？ －大屌来了！

⌒They wanna rape you! Repeatedly! ⌒What about The Master?|－他们要来强奸你！一次又一次！ －大师呢？

They have guns! They killed him! There's nothing we can do!|他们有枪！他们把他毙了！ 我们什么都做不了！

⌒You're gonna get raped! Raped! ⌒Oh, my God!|－你就要被强奸了！强奸！ －哦，老天爷！

Raped!|强奸！

Rape!|强奸！

There.|来

⌒Now you know how I feel. ⌒What?|－现在你知道我的感受了 －什么？

Fear of rape. That's what I'm gonna have to live with for three years.|害怕被强奸，而那是我不得不忍受三年的事

Nobody broke into the house?|没有人闯入房子里？

That's right.|是的，没错

Now maybe you'll be supportive of what I'm going through.|现在，或许，你会支持我将要经历的事

You son of a bitch!|你这个王八蛋！

⌒OK, you're upset. ⌒You son of a bitch!|－哦，你生气了 －你这个王八蛋！

⌒You don't have to call names. Mindy! ⌒Son of a bitch!|－你不需要这样子骂人，敏蒂！ －你个王八蛋！

⌒Bitch, bitch, bitch! You bastard! ⌒Mindy. Mindy!|－婊子，婊子，婊子！狗娘养的！ －敏蒂，敏蒂！

Oh! Mindy.|哦！敏蒂

⌒What are you doing? ⌒What's it look like? Leaving.|－你在干什么？ －看起来像什么？我要离开你

Why? Because I pull one little prank, which when you calm down...|为什么？就只因为一个小玩笑 你冷静一点…

It's not just one prank! You only think about yourself!|那不仅只是一个小玩笑！ 你只会想到你自己！

You're the most selfish man who ever lived, ever! Ever!|你是世界上，最，最，最，自私的男人！！

Whoa! Excuse me? Selfish? I find that funny! I really do!|哇！等等，自私？ 那倒有趣！我真这么觉得！

I've given you everything you've ever wanted!|你想要的，我都给你了！

⌒You're crazy! ⌒This house!|－你疯了！ －我给了你这间房子！

⌒It's in your name. ⌒Those boobs!|－是登记你的名字 －还有那些假奶！

⌒You wanted these. ⌒You said the Lamborghini's too small,|－你自己想摸的 －你说蓝宝基尼的车子太小

⌒I got a second car. ⌒A 1955 Porsche Speedster!|－我就又去买了一台车 －一台，1955年，的保时捷轿跑车！

⌒It has a back seat! ⌒Oh!|－它有后座的！ －噢！

⌒What do you want? I'll do anything. ⌒I want a baby, you asshole!|－你想要什么？我什么都愿意做 －我想要个小孩！你个混蛋！

That again? Fine. OK. You win.|又是那个？好，都行！ 你嬴了

⌒We'll have a baby. ⌒Really?|－我们会有个宝贝 －真的吗？

No, not really, but we can visit people who have kids.|不是，是假的 但我们可以去拜访有小孩的人家

Goodbye!|再见！

Good, leave! I don't need you!|好啊，你走吧！我不需要你！

I don't need anybody!|我不需要任何人！

God!|老天！

Uh, one moment. I'm... meditating.|呃嗯,，请等等，我在…想事情

It's so big! Oh, God!|它好大！噢，我的天！

Mindy left.|敏蒂走了

⌒Yes, yes, yes! ⌒Good.|－对，对，对！ －好爽

Oh, God!|噢，老天！

Now, the real training can begin.|现在呢，你可以开始真正的训练了

We do not have time to teach you the five fingers of death.|我们没时间学五只手指的绝招

We have only time for one finger.|我们只有时间学一只手指

Pick one.|挑一只吧

All right. Wait. This one.|好吧，等等，就它吧

Hold this.|拿着

Your turn.|换你了

Ah! Ow!|噢！啊！

Ah! Ah!|噢！噢！

Ah!|噢！

# You don't know what to do, you're sitting there and you're all alone|#，You，don't，know，what，to，do,，you're sitting，there，and，you're，all，alone

Don't look at what you're doing.|不要用眼睛去看你在做什么

Just feel. Feel.|要用感觉，去感受它

# You've got no place to call your home|#，You've，got，no，place，to，call，your，home

I felt. It felt bad.|我感受到了，但是感觉很差

Oh!|噢！

You must learn to feel your opponent. Know his intentions.|你要学习去感应你的对手 预测他的下一步

If he is good at a distance, then you must be close.|如果他很会远距离攻击 那你一定要靠近他

If he is good close, then you must fight him at a distance.|如果他熟于近身 那你一定要跟他保持距离

What if your opponent is good close and from a distance?|那对手又会远攻又会近身呢？

Then you are up to your eyeballs in shit.|那你一定是眼睛去ㄍㄡ/，到蛤肉

Watch your mouth. You are nobody.|嘴巴别乱说话 你什么鸟都不是

Ow!|喔！

⌒Hey, what are those? ⌒A little something I picked up|－嘿，那是什么？ －我捡来的一些东西

⌒at the Shaolin temple. ⌒What do you use them for?|－从少林寺弄来的 －你要这些做什么用？

Oh!|凹呜！

Oh! Ow!|噢！啊！

Oh! Ah!|噢！啊！

Your lunch.|你的午餐

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Yeah.|耶

⌒Whoo-hoo! ⌒All right, that's close enough.|－呜-呼！ －够了，你站的够近了

Whoo-hoo!|呜-呼！

Hoo-hoo!|呼-呼！

Ah!|啊！

Never celebrate too early.|永～远～别～太～早～庆～祝！

I'll remember that.|我会记住的

Yes.|耶

Mississippi five, Mississippi six,|密西西比，五，密西西比，六

Mississippi seven, Mississippi eight,|密西西比，七，密西西比，八

Mississippi nine...|密西西比，九…

My God! That is amazing!|我的天！太神奇了！

Oh, that's nothing. You should see him.|哦，这不算啥啦 你应该看看我师傅

It's easy for me. Cigarettes have ruined my circulation so much|那对我来说很容易 因为香烟已经把我麻木了

I can't even feel my hands anymore.|我双手甚至已没有了感觉

So that's your trick.|原来这就是你的把戏

Mm-hm.|嗯-哼

Here's to Stan Minton, my second finest student.|这就是，史丹．明顿 我的第二位高徒

Second finest?|第二位？

Who's number one?|那谁是第一个？

I hope you never have to find that out.|我希望你永远都不用知道答案

He used what I taught him, not for his own protection,|他过去在我身上学到的，不是用来保护自己

but for evil.|而是做丧尽天良的事

Well, fuck that guy. Here's to number two.|马的，鸟他咧 他才是第二名

Now, drink up. Stan has one final test.|大家来干吧 史丹，还有最后一场试验

Tonight.|在今晚

I do? OK.|我吗？好吧

Let's go for it.|让我拚拚看吧

Hello, Cho.|哈啰，周

It's Master Cho to you.|是你的，周师傅

Master Cho? Or Masturbator Cho?|周师傅？还是周“湿”傅？

⌒Excuse me? ⌒You heard me... punk.|－什么？ －你听见我说的了…痞子

Looking for a beat-down, mister?|你他妈的是皮在痒了，是吗？

What are you looking for? To beat off?|那你又在找什么？ 被打扁吗？

That's it.|没错

Ooh!|欧！

Very good, Stan.|非常好，史丹

You mind walking me to my car?|你可以跟我一起走到车那儿吗？

All right.|好啊

I don't feel too comfortable here. I don't think the Asian people like me.|在这儿，我感受不是很好 我不认为那亚洲仔跟我一样痞

All right, you just go up those steps, turn yourself in for processing.|好啦，你自个儿上去吧 好好服完刑期吧

By the way, slight change of plans.|还有一点，有一点小小的改变

The Bureau of Prisons called me yesterday.|地方法院昨天通知我

They're sending you to Oaksburg, not Verlaine.|他们要送你去欧克斯堡 不是福联监狱

⌒Why? ⌒Who knows? Bureaucracy.|－为啥？ －谁知道？政府嘛

It makes no difference.|那也没什么差别

Go on. You'll do great.|去吧，你会很好的

⌒Yeah? ⌒Yeah.|－是吗？ －是的

Uh, did Mindy or her lawyer call about the divorce?|呃，敏蒂还是她律师有说要办离婚吗

It's not like I care anyway. All right.|反正那也不是我想打听的事 好吧

See you guys in three years.|三年后再见了

⌒What do you think? ⌒I think you should walk away quickly.|－你在想什么？ －我在想，你该快点离开

⌒Ah! Filthy pig! ⌒I need a beer.|－噢！你这下流的猪！ －我需要喝啤酒

Oh!|喔！

Don't get in the car!|别给我上车！

This your first time?|这是第一次蹲牢吗？

Hey, sweetie, ain't you got a name?|嘿，甜心 你有没有名字啊？

Ah!|噢！

Talk to me again, I'll twist your whole damn titty off.|再跟我说啊 我就把你捏爆

⌒Ooh, my mama, ooh, my mama. ⌒Hey, man, I'm scared too.|－噢，我要找妈咪，噢，我要找妈咪 －嘿，老兄，我也跟你一样怕

But it can't be as bad as they say it is.|但它不可能跟人说的一样糟

It's just as bad as they say. The sooner you realise that, the better.|它就是大家说的那么糟 你越早了解这个事实，对你越好

⌒Tell 'em. ⌒You'll find out, soon enough.|－告诉他们 －你们会很快就发现的

What'd I say about talking to me?|我怎么教你说话的？

Damn, man!|马的，咧！

Welcome to Oaksburg Penitentiary.|欢迎各位来到欧克斯堡监狱

For reasons beyond what I care to imagine,|好话说在前头 我只关心一件事

you gentlemen have found yourselves under my stewardship.|你们大家会很快发现这儿是我的地盘

My name is Warden Francis Gasque.|我的名字叫，华登．法兰西．盖茨

But you can just call me Boss.|但是你们最好叫我老大

We only got one rule here at Oaksburg:|我们欧克斯堡只有一个规则:

Don't fuck with the Boss. That means you leave me and my men alone.|别想耍老大 那意谓着你想背弃我，跟我的手下

What you animals do to each other, that's your business.|你们这些畜牲要怎么互相的搞 我懒的管

And right behind you is the warden's garden.|但是记清楚 华登的警卫永远会在你身边

Anybody caught pissing on that will have his penis removed.|有任何人敢不鸟 那我们会让你没有，“鸟”

Sergeant Bullard will lead you to the medical office where you'll strip|布乐警告会带你们去保健室

and have your cavities searched. You're gonna enjoy that.|替各位好好的检查你们的，“洞” 你们一定会很享受的

Now, gentlemen! Single file. Come on! Get up there.|好的，绅士们，排成一列 快点，要出发了

Pecker to butthole.|夹紧你的屁股

All right, assume the position.|通通有，把你们的屁股翘高

Why you screaming like a little girl?!|叫什么你，叫的跟个小姑娘似的！

Sarge, look.|警官，你看

Sweet Jesus!|我的老天爷！

It's like an alien staring into my soul.|它看起来像外星人 望穿了我的灵魂深处

Welcome home. New luxury condos, compliments of the state.|欢迎回家，这美丽的监狱 让我们颂赞政府吧

Step it up, boys.|跟紧点，各位

Come on, sweet meat!|大家来看，新鲜的肉耶

Hello there, young fella. I guess we're cellmates.|哈啰，少年A 我想你就是我的新牢友啰

My name's Larry. But you can call me Shorts.|我名字叫赖瑞 但是你可以叫我短裤

Shorts, you're in my bunk.|短裤，你占了我的位了

⌒What? ⌒That's my bunk. Get out.|－什么？ －那是我的床，给我滚开

You hold on there just a second.|厚～厚，等等，慢点儿

This is my bunk. What gives you the right to?|这是我的位子 是谁给你胆子这样说的？

Ow!|噢呜！

⌒I said that's my bunk. ⌒Yeah, I guess it is.|－我说，这是我的床！ －是，你说的算

Whoo!|呼！

Uh, you might wanna change the sheets.|呃，你可能想换下床单

I'm kind of a compulsive masturbator.|我三不五时就会打手枪

Shorts, that's your bunk.|短裤，那是你的床

⌒Really? ⌒Absolutely.|－是吗？ －当然，废话

Thanks, buddy. I think we're gonna get along just fine.|谢啦，兄弟 我想我们会处的很愉快的

Hey, put her here.|嘿，握个手吧

⌒I don't shake hands. ⌒Well, whatever.|－我不喜欢握手 －好吧，随便你啰

Ah, good to be back.|哦，真开心能回来

Tell me, Shorts, who's the toughest guy here?|告诉我，短裤 哪一个是这里最凶的？

Who's the biggest bad-ass in the cell block?|在这个监狱，谁是最大的坏蛋？

Biggest bad-ass? There's a lot of contenders.|最大的坏蛋？ 有很多竞争者哦

There's Cleon. He's leader of the Diamond Kings, the black gang.|有个叫克雷的，他带着一群钻石帮 那是黑人的帮派

⌒I seen him kill a man with his fist. ⌒That's right! Yeah!|－我看过他用拳头就杀了一个人 －很好，耶！

Then there's Juanito. He's head of the Mexican gang.|还有个叫璜尼托的 他是墨西哥帮的老大

Hey, get back. Hey!|嘿，还给我，嘿！

And whatever you do, don't go near those guys.|不管你想做啥 都别去接近这些人啊

⌒The goal is to express ourselves... ⌒They're Scientologists.|－目的是表现自我… －他们是山达基仔，(基督教科学派)

⌒They don't look so tough. ⌒Yeah. They'll talk your ear off|－他们看起来不是很凶悍啊 －是啊，他们会一直跟你喋喋不休

⌒and then sue your ass. ...distinguish fear.|－然后告到你脱肛 …出了名的恐怖

Then there's the Nazis. None of them are too tough.|然后，那群是纳粹仔 他们没有一个看起来很凶悍

They don't fight fair and don't fight alone. They always gang up on you.|他们不会公平的跟你对干 他们都是一整群的人对付你

Their leader, Patterson, he's a real bastard.|他们的老大，派特森 是个他妈的婊子

His uncle's the head of the Aryan Nation.|他叔叔是亚利安人的老大

Let me clarify my question, Shorts.|让我把话讲白一点，短裤

Who's the most dangerous sexual predator?|谁是这儿最危险，玩屁屁的人？

Oh, that's easy.|喔，那简单

It's Big Raymond. Absolutely insatiable.|是，大雷蒙 简直就是贪得无厌

Crazy. The other black guys don't go near him.|夸张到不行 别的黑人都不会去靠近他

But they'd back him up if it came to a fight.|但如果有打架的话 他们还是会帮助他的

Big Raymond it is.|哪，他就是大雷蒙

⌒Can I borrow that? ⌒Yeah.|－我可以借这个吗？ －可以啊

Thanks.|谢谢

Hey, Stan. Stan, where you going?|嘿，史丹，史丹，你要去哪儿？

You think that cigarette was free? Is that what you think?|你以为香烟不用钱吗？ 你是这么想的吗？

I'll pay you back, man. I don't have any money.|我会还你的，老兄 但我没有钱

You think I want money?|你以为我要钱吗？

Mmm...|嗯…

⌒Excuse me. ⌒Bug off, bitch!|－打扰一下 －滚开，臭婊子！

I'll get to you later.|我等等再找你算帐

Did you just call me bitch?|你刚刚叫我婊子吗？

Yeah, I said it.|是啊，我说的

Hey, everybody! Did you hear that?|嘿，各位，你们都听到了吗？

Big Raymond, for no reason, just called me bitch!|大雷蒙，无端的就叫我婊子！

Now, was that nice?|那说的通吗？

It's not like I called him fat.|那可不像我叫他臭猪仔

It's not like I said I seen pig shit prettier than he is.|也不像我说猪大便也比他好看

It's not like I said his mother's pussy smells like egg salad.|更不像我说他妈妈的B，闻起来像鸡蛋沙拉

Which it does.|虽然闻起来真是这样

Oh, hell nah! Ohhh, hell nah!|噢，马的咧，噢，不会吧

Hell nah! Oh, hell nah!|不会吧！噢，马的咧！

Ho-ho! Yeah!|吼-吼！耶！

Ah! Ah!|啊！啊！

Ahhh!|啊…！

Who's the bitch now, bitch?|现在谁才是婊子啊，婊子？

Ooh!|噢！

I told you Raymond was gonna get his ass beat. I told you!|就跟你说大雷蒙会被扁很惨，我就说吧

My cracker!|我的偶像！

Laying the boot to the big nigga. Give it up!|看看你是怎么整这只色鬼的 击个掌吧！

Don't use that word around me. It's ugly and racist.|别在我身边讲这种话 那很难听还有种族歧视

Yeah, dawg!|耶，兄弟！

He's funny too, man.|他还蛮有趣的，兄弟

All right, listen here, player. All right?|是这样，听着，高手 好吗？

We want you to join up with us, nah mean? Them niggas is gonna tear...|我们希望你能够加入我们 意思是，那群色鬼准备要哭了…

Ooh!|噢！

I said don't talk that way around me.|我说了，别跟我这样讲话

Let me get some of that!|让我们帮你出口气！

⌒Let's kill him. ⌒No, I got it, I got it. I got it!|－让我们杀了他 －不用，让我来，让我来

Handle your business, Cleon.|管好你自己的事，克雷

Oh, come on. Don't tell me you're gonna stick up for that fat son of a bitch.|哦，拜托，别跟我说你们要替那胖猪仔出气

You happen to see the colour of that fat son of a bitch's skin?|你看出那个胖猪仔的肤色了吗？

Hey, aren't we over that?|嘿，你们会不会反应太激烈了？

Didn't you see that Nova episode? Huh, you guys?|你们没看到那则新闻吗？ 各位？

They did that DNA test.|他们做了，DNS，测试

⌒We all come from Africa. ⌒Kick his ass.|－我们都是从非洲来的 －揍他

It's a proven fact. Under the skin, I'm just as black as you are.|这是有证据的，在肤色之下 我跟你都一样是黑的

⌒Fuck that. ⌒Get him!|－马的咧 －揍死他

⌒Get him, man! Get him! Get him! ⌒Motherfucker!|－揍他啊，老兄，揍死他，揍死他 －他妈的狗娘养的！

⌒Get him! ⌒Ah!|－揍他！ －噢！

Man, get that fool!|兄弟，给我拿下！

Dumb bitch!|笨婊子！

Hold on. See what happens.|等等，看会发生什么

⌒Oh! ⌒Ah!|－哦！ －噢！

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Oh!|哦！

⌒Take the stick! ⌒No, don't take it!|－拿棍子！ －不，不要拿！

⌒Take the stick! ⌒No, don't take it!|－拿棍子 －不，不要拿！

Oh, he did it again.|喔，他居然又来一次

⌒Take the stick! Take it! ⌒Mm-hm?|－拿棍子！，快拿！ －嗯-哼？

No, no, don't take it!|不，不要，别拿它！

Whoo!|呼！

I told him not to take that stick.|我都跟他说了 别再拿棍子了

Even the Asian!|亚洲人也挂了！

Where the hell did that guy come from?|他奶奶的从哪儿跑出来的？

⌒Whoo! ⌒Damn!|－呜哇！ －马的！

⌒That guy's good. ⌒All right.|－他真屌 －真帅

Come on, Cleon.|来吧，克雷

It's your time, baby. Don't be scared.|轮到你了，宝贝 别挫赛

It's your time to shine, Cleon.|轮到你发挥了，克雷

Ooh!|呜！

Cleon.|克雷

If you wanna fight me, you're gonna have to fight me.|如果想跟我对干 那就来找我对干吧

⌒I understand. ⌒Pick up your gold teeth.|－我知道 －捡起你的金牙

I'm gonna let you keep them this time.|这次我就让你保住它们

But if you come at me again...|但是如果你再来找我…

...l'm gonna hang onto them like a Swiss banker.|…我就要把它们戴起来 像个瑞士来的银行家

Ya'll ain't gonna help me?|你们大家不帮我一下吗？

I'm missing a bicuspid.|我掉了一颗犬齿

We should have killed him.|我们应该杀了他

Somebody, call an orthodontist.|来人啊 找个牙医师来好吗

Hm. I see Mr Minton has acquainted himself|嗯，我看明顿先生，来到新环境

with his new surroundings.|已很清楚展现他的能耐

I believe it's time I had my little chat with him.|我想是时候跟他谈一谈了

Ow!|噢！

Whoa, whoa, look out.|喔，喔，小心

Beat it. All of you.|闪边去，各位

Oh, man, this stuff's good. I don't know what everybody's complaining about.|哦，天啊，这东西真好吃 真不知道大家在抱怨什么

You're kidding me.|你开玩笑的吧

Hey, man. I just wanna say thanks.|嘿，老兄 我是来跟你说谢谢的

For what?|为什么？

You know, for helping me before.|你知道的，先前你帮了我一把

With Big Raymond.|逃离大雷蒙的魔掌

I wasn't helping you. I was helping me.|我才没帮你咧 我是在帮我自己

I had to beat up the biggest shithead. He happened to be talking to you.|我必须把最大的混蛋痛打一顿 只是他刚好在跟你说话而已

OK.|好吧

But, you know, I... I mean, I...|但是，你知道，我是说…我…

I think that guy wanted to fuck me.|我认为他想要上我

Trust me, in your case, I was just putting off the inevitable.|相信我，以你条件 我只是延缓这个可能性而已

Yeah.|是啊

Well, thanks anyway.|好的，还是很感谢你

What's your name, girl? Don't be shy, just say hi.|你叫什么名字，小妞？ 别害羞嘛，来打个招呼

Come here. Kick back, baby girl!|过来这儿，放松点，小妞！

Little hard on the kid, weren't you?|对这小子有点严厉了吧，是吧？

That's got nothing to do with me. And I'm gonna keep it that way.|那跟我一点关系也没有 而我就是这样

⌒You got that? ⌒Mm-hm.|－清楚了吗 －嗯-哼

One-one-five!|115！

Minton, warden wants to see you. Get up.|明顿，老大要见你 起来！

⌒Me? ⌒Now! Walk!|－我？ －就是现在，走吧！

Put your hands behind your back.|把你的手放在后面

Come in.|进来

Minton, I'm glad you could make it.|明顿，我很高兴你做到了

⌒You can take the cuffs off him. ⌒Sure you wanna do that, Boss?|－你可以解开他的手铐 －你确定要这么做吗，老大？

I said take 'em off.|我说，解开它！

It's all right.|没关系

I already got 'em.|我已经解开了

It's a matter of dislocating the wrists.|只要把我的手腕转一转就好了

Ew! Ew, that is creepy!|恶！恶，真够恶心！

You can wait outside.|你到外面等吧

Have a seat.|请坐

Warden, if this is about me fighting in the yard, it...|老大，如果你要说我跟人干架的事 它…

Cigar?|雪茄吗？

Thank you.|谢谢

Brandy?|白兰地？

Sure.|好啊