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- Hey, guys.. - Wait! Let me tell them.|- 嘿，伙计们… - 等等，我来跟他们讲。

- Sure. - Joey's gonna be..|-好 -乔伊要

a celebrity guest on a game show.|在一个益智节目中做嘉宾了。

Really? Which one?|真的？哪个节目？

Fish. Seaweed.|鱼，海草

- A sunken ship. - Things you find in the ocean.|- 沉船… -海中之物…

- You're gonna be on Pyramid! - Yeah.|-你要上智力金字塔! - 对

- That was our favorite game show ever. - Except for Match Game.|-哦，那是我们最喜欢的益智节目了! - 除了匹配赛以外!

Or Win, Lose or Draw.|还有输赢签。

What did I marry into?|瞧瞧我结的亲家。

You guys wanna come and watch me tape the show?|你们想明天来看我录节目吗？

Oh, we can't. We're throwing Phoebe a bachelorette party.|不行，我们要给菲比开个婚前告别单身狂欢。

Yeah. Sorry, boys, this ride's closing.|对喽，抱歉，兄弟们，此路不通。

And Chandler and I have this stupid college alumni thing.|哦，钱勒和我要参加一个校友聚会。

I can't believe you get to meet Donny Osmond.|难以置信你要跟多尼·奥斯蒙德做节目。

Seriously?|当真？

Ross and I always wanted to be Donny and Marie.|罗斯和我以前总想学多尼和马瑞一样。

You guys just keep getting cooler and cooler.|你们俩还越说越起劲儿了。

Yeah, we used to perform for our family and friends.|对，我们以前还在家里和朋友面前表演过嘞。

Oh, God, that's right. I blocked that out.|哦，没错，我还真给它忘了。

I'm leaving you.|我要离开你了。

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It's so weird to see all these people again.|又见到这些人了。

Oh, my God, look. There's Jeffrey Klarik.|哦，我的上帝，那是杰佛.克拉瑞。

- Who? - He was roommates with John Rosoff.|-谁? -约翰.卢瑟夫的室友。

He went out with Andrea Tamborino.|他当时跟安卓.特布里诺拍拖。

She dumped him for Michael Skloff.|她后来又跟麦克.斯克劳夫好上了。

Did I go to this school?|我上的是这所学校吗？

Hey, there's Missy Goldberg. You gotta remember her.|嘿，那是米西.戈尔伯格，你肯定记得她。

Sure. Nice.|当然，她很正点。

Dude, you're married to my sister.|哥们儿，你可跟我老妹结了婚的。

You're right. By saying "nice," I'm virtually licking her.|你说的没错，我夸她正点就是跟她不正经了？

Hey, I hear she's single again. You think I should ask her out?|嘿，我听说她又单身了 你说我是不是该跟她约会呢？

Are you asking permission to break the pact?|你是不是想要打破君子协定？

Yes, please.|对了，求求你。

Hey. Hey, check out the fliers for the band.|瞧瞧乐队的传单。

- I made them on a Macintosh. - Awesome.|-我在机房的苹果机上做的。 -乖乖

The name really stands out.|名字还挺醒目的。

Thanks to a little something called Helvetica Bold 24-point.|这多亏有了24针Helvetic打印机。

Man, we're gonna rock that Asian Student Union.|哥们儿，我们要在"亚学联"盖了。

- Hey, guys. - Hey, Missy.|- 嘿，伙计们。 - 嘿，米西。

- Our band is playing on Friday. - Yeah, you should come check us out.|-你知道吗，我们乐队星期五演出。 -是啊，你该来看看。

We're called Way/No Way.|我们管它叫"行，还是不行"。

- No way. - Way.|- 不行。 - 行!

- Great. I'll be there. - Fresh.|- 好吧，到时见 - 新鲜

- Boss. - Mint.|- 老板. - 薄荷.

- She's gone. - I know it.|- 她走了。 - 我知道。

- I am totally gonna ask her out. - Dude, I was gonna ask her out.|-你知道吗，我一定要约到她。 -哥们儿，我还想约她呢。

- I said it first, bro. - Well, I thought it first, Homes.|-是我先说的，兄弟。 -那我还先想到的呢，老哥。

- Look, if you date.. - Wait! Wait! What are we doing?|-听着，你要是约… -等等，我们在干吗呢？

What we have is too important to mess it up over some girl.|我们俩可不能重色轻友反目成仇

I mean, we can get laid any time we want.|再说，天涯何处无芳草。

Totally.|就是。

- I had sex in high school. - Me too. I'm good at it.|-我高中就有性生活了。 -我也是，我是情场高手。

All right, I say we make a pact.|好吧，我们俩立个君子协定，

Neither of us will go out with Missy Goldberg.|谁都不许跟米西.戈尔伯格约会。

You got it.|一言为定。

That's Missy Goldberg, Phoebe Cates and Molly Ringwald..|那么，现在我们就不能跟米西.戈尔伯格 菲比.凯特

- who we can't go out with. - Those are the pacts.|-还有莫莉.里沃特约会了 -没错，约法三章。

And Sheena Easton. But we probably couldn't get her anyway.|哦，还有西娜.伊斯特 反正我们也追不上她。

Maybe not you.|你追不上她倒是真的。

Well, I officially give you permission to break the pact.|好吧，我正式授权允许你打破君子协定。

Thank you.|谢谢。

Here I go. Hey, remember how scary it used to be going up to girls in college?|好，我要上啦。 嘿，还记得上学时你跟女孩说话都慌神吗？

- Your hands are shaking. - I know. And I can't stop sweating.|- 你的手在发抖呢。 - 我知道，我还一个劲地冒汗。

Five, four, three. Applause.|5，4，3，鼓掌。

Yeah!|哦!

Welcome. It is Soap Opera Week here on Pyramid.|欢迎大家，这里是智力金字塔，肥皂剧之周。

Let's meet our contestants. First, Gene Lester is a database specialist.|来看看选手们 首先，是数据库专家金.拉斯特。

He's gonna be playing with Days of Our Lives star Joey Tribbiani.|他的搭档是“我们的日子” 剧中的明星 乔伊-崔。

And over here, we have Henrietta Cherry.

I know it can be intimidating for regular people to be around celebrities..|嘿，我知道普通人跟名人在一起时都会紧张。

but relax. I'm just like you, only better-looking and richer.|不过没事儿，我跟你差不多 就是好看点儿，钱多点儿。

She'll be playing with star of General Hospital, Leslie Charleson.|…要跟"综合医院" 剧中的明星莱丝莉.查尔森搭档。

Welcome, everybody. Good luck to all of you. Let's play Pyramid.|欢迎大家，祝各位好运。 我们开始玩智力金字塔，好吗？

All right? Now, we flipped a coin before the show.|我们在节目开始之前已经抛过硬币了。

Gene, you won the toss, so you'll start. Which category?|金，你猜对硬币，所以你先开始。

- "You Crossed the Line." - "You Crossed the Line." Joey..|- 你选那组题目？ - 我选"You Cross The Line"。

describe for Gene these things that have lines.|乔伊，你给金描述那些有线条的东西。

Give me 20 seconds on the clock, please. Ready? Go.|限时20秒。 预备，开始。

Okay, it's a store like a supermarket.|呃，象超市一样的商店…哦！

I see what I did there. Okay, okay. I'm writing in my..|我明白，我明白。 呃，我写…

- Diary. - No, more like a notebook.|-日记。 -不是，更象个笔记本…该死！

If I'm building a house, the plan..|哦，要是我建所房子

isn't called a "shmooprint"..|那个规划，不是叫平面图的…

I can't do that either?|带个图字都不行？

In high school, I once had sex with a girl right in the middle of the..?|在高中，有一次我跟个女孩在…

- Cafeteria? - Yeah, but they're not looking for that.|-校食堂。 -是有过那么一次，但那不是他们要的那个词

- Thank you so much for this. - You like it?|-你们办的还真不错。 -哦，你喜欢吗？

Oh, my God, it's all so elegant.|哦，我的上帝，还挺高雅的呢。

When's the dirty stuff starting?|什么时候开始来点儿刺激的？

- What? - The strippers and the guys dancing..|-什么？ -你知道的，脱衣舞男啦

and, you know, pee-pees flying about.|男子艳舞啦，PP晃来晃去之类的。

Phoebe, I.. There isn't gonna be any "flying about."|菲比，我… 今天没有艳舞表演。

We thought we were a little too mature for stuff like that.|事实上，我们觉得我们老大不小的了 还玩这些？

Oh, okay.|哦，好吧。

I see what you're doing. That's fine. This is all there is. Just tea. Okay.|我知道你们在干吗，好的。 今天就是个茶话会，好的。

Raunchy.|呒，真脏啊。

Seriously, Phoebe, it's not gonna be that kind of a party.|真的，菲比，这不是那种狂欢。

Really? So this is..?|真的？这就是

This is my big sendoff into married life?|我的婚前单身告别会？

Rachel, this is the only bachelorette party I'm ever gonna have.|瑞秋，我可就只有这一次单身告别会啊。

I've got a big wad of ones in my purse.|我提包里可有一大筐的酒呢。

Really? I mean, really? It's just tea?|真的？今天就只是茶话会？

No.|当然不是了。

- Phoebe, of course there's more. - Okay.|-菲比，还有别的呢。 -好吧

I mean, let me just go talk to Monica..|我是说，我去问问莫妮卡

and get an ETA on the pee-pees.|看什么时候上PP艳舞。

We've got a problem.|我们有点问题

Oh, my God. Did someone find my Band-Aid in their scone?|哦,天啊! 有谁发现我的橡皮膏在他们的烤饼里了吗?

That wasn't an apricot?|那不是一个杏仁吗?

- What's the problem? - Okay. Phoebe wants a stripper.|-什么问题? 菲比想要脱衣舞男

I thought we said we were too grown up for that.|我记得我说过 我们长大了,不需要那个了

Yeah, well, it's what she wants.|对,但是她想要的

Hey, why is the page that has strippers on it dog-eared?|嘿,为什么有脱衣舞男电话的一页折上了?

Chandler was in Tulsa. I was bored.|钱德在Tulsa.我太无聊了

Please don't tell him.|请别告诉他

Now, Gene, I must remind you, you need all six of these to stay in the game.|现在,金,我要提醒你 必须答对全部6题才能留下来

Describe for Joey "things you find in your refrigerator."|给乔伊描述冰箱里的物品。

They might as well just give us the points.|我看这简直是给我们送分啊。

Give me 20 seconds on the clock. Ready? Go.|限时20秒。预备，开始。

- You put this in your coffee. - A spoon. Your hands. Your face.|-你往咖啡里加的东西。 -勺子，手，脸。

- It's white. - Paper. Snow. A ghost!|- 它是白色的。 - 纸，雪，鬼！

- It's heavier than milk. - A rock. A dog. The Earth.|-它比牛奶重。 -呃，石头，狗，地球。

Pass.|过。

- You put it on a sandwich. - Salami. Anchovies. Jam.|-你往三明治上放的东西。 -萨拉米香肠，凤尾鱼，果酱。

- It's white. - Paper. Snow. A ghost!|- 白色的。 - 纸，雪，鬼！

- It's made from eggs. - Chickens?|- 它使用鸡蛋做的。 - 小鸡？

Pass.|过

- You put this on a hamburger. - Ketchup! Relish!|- 你往汉堡包上放的东西。 - 番茄酱。

Stop!|停。

Oh, time's up. Well, Joey, you were..|哦，时间到。 乔伊，你…

almost on a roll there. Gene..|差点儿就上榜了。金..

you'll have a chance to go to the Winner's Circle, but now..|你下半场还可能有机会进入决胜圈的。 但是现在

Henrietta, you're going to the Winner's Circle to try your luck for $10,000..|亨瑞达 你待会儿将进入决胜圈一试运气赢取$10000。

right after this. Don't go away.|不要走开。

And we're out.|我们出局了

- How about that ketchup thing, huh? - Yeah. Impressive.|-刚才的番茄酱怎么样啊? -对!印象深刻

Oh, so we didn't win. But it's fun to play the game, right?|哦，我们没赢，不过乐在其中也不错，对吧？

I got a kid starting college. I have to get surgery on my knee.|我有个孩子刚上大学，我的膝盖要做手术

You just lost me 10 grand.|你刚刚让我损失一万美金。

Oh, wow.|喔。

I'm so sorry. Okay, I promise, we'll do better next time.|抱歉，我保证下一轮我们发挥好一点。

Well, I will, because I won't be playing with you.|我会发挥好一些，因为我不会跟你搭档了。

Hey, some of those are pretty hard.|你要知道，有些题目也太难了点。

Like, why would there be a ghost in my fridge?|例如我的冰箱里怎么会有鬼的？

Yeah.|是啊

- So Saturday night? - I'd love to.|-那么，星期六晚上。 - 我很愿意。

Great.|太好了。

So how come it took you so long to ask me out?|你怎么这么长时间才约我？

Oh, well, this is gonna sound kind of silly..|呃，这听起来有些愚蠢，但是…

but do you remember my roommate, Chandler Bing?|你还记得我的室友 钱德-宾？

Sure. He was in your "band."|当然，他在你的"乐队"里。

It's been 16 years, but the air quotes still hurt.|已经16年了，不过那个引号还是挺伤人的。

- Sorry. - That's okay. Anyway..|- 对不起。 - 没关系。

Well, he and I both really liked you a lot..|呃，总之，我们那时都很喜欢你，

but we didn't want it to jeopardize our friendship, so we made a pact..|但是我们又不想为此伤友谊 所以我们约定

that neither of us could ask you out.|谁也不能跟你约会。

- Really? - Yeah, why?|-真的？ -是啊，怎么了？

Well, Chandler and I used to make out.|呃，钱德和我经常一块儿亲热。

A lot.|经常

- You did? - Yeah.|-你们俩？ -对呀

- We'd go to the science lab after-hours. - And on my turf?!|-我们常在下课后到实验室去。 -还在我的地盘上？

Hey, where is this guy? It's been over an hour.|嘿，那家伙还没来？都一个多小时了。

He's coming from Jersey. He said he'd get here as fast as he could.|他要从Jersey赶过来，他说会尽快赶到的。

Oh, by the way, Phoebe's friend Marge found an earring in cucumber sandwich.|哦,对了,菲比的朋友马切 在黄瓜三文治中发现了一只耳环

Well, it's not mi..|呃.........它不是我的..

I am not on my game today.|我今天没有玩游戏

- Who is it? - It's the police.|-谁呀？ -警察。

The police!|哦，警察！

That's right. It's Officer Goodbody.|没错，是"好身材"警官。

What's the matter, officer? Has someone been bad?|出什么事啦，警官？是不是有人调皮了？

That's a lot of stairs.|唔，这么多楼梯。

Boy.|唔，老天！

You should warn people there's no elevator.|你们应该告诉人家这栋楼没电梯。

I should not have had that Mexican food for lunch.|我午饭不该吃墨西哥菜。

Are you gonna be okay, Officer..?|你没事吧，警官…

- Goodbody. - If you say so.|-"好身材" -你非要那么说的话。

So where's the young lady..|那么，哪位是

who I am supposed to take downtown?|我要“逮捕”的年轻女士啊？

Oh, God.|哦，上帝。

You, my dear, are under arrest.|你,亲爱的,被捕啦!!!(不许动)

Cardiac arrest?|心博停止了?

All right. Somebody show me where to plug in my box..|好了，谁告诉我插座在哪

and we'll get this party started.|我们开始狂欢吧。

- Over here? - Yeah.|-在这? -对啊!

- All right. - Rachel?|- 好吧 -瑞秋？

- Yeah? - Are you kidding?|-啊？ -呃，你是不是在开我的玩笑？

We didn't know you wanted a stripper, so we got the phone book..|好吧，我们原来不知道你想要脱衣舞男 所以

- and got the first name we could find. - How old's your phone book?|-我们临时在电话簿上找了一个。 -你们的电话簿有多老了？

Oh, my God, this man is gonna get naked in my apartment.|哦，我的上帝 这个男人要在我的公寓里脱光光！

God, no. I don't wanna see him take his clothes off.|哦，上帝，不要。我可不想看他跳脱衣舞。

Are you talking about me?|你们在说我吗？

No.|哦，不。

I mean, obviously we wanna see you take your clothes off.|我是说，我们显然是要看你跳脱衣舞的，

You big piece of eye candy.|你这个万人迷。

Okay. Okay, ladies, can I have your attention, please?|好的，女士们，请注意了。

Oh, yeah.|哦！！

Did someone call for the long arm of the law?|有人呼唤法律的巨擘了吗？

I should warn you, I have a concealed weapon.|我要警告你，我有秘密武器呦。

I hope you're familiar with this state's penal code.|我希望你们熟悉本州法律规则。

Okay, okay. Enough teasing.|好了好了，玩笑开够了

Now for some pleasing.|现在该乐一乐了。

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She cringed.|喔，她躲着我。

This is how I look when I'm turned-on.|这就是我兴奋时候的样子。

You were talking about me before.|你们刚才就是在说我。

Look, I don't need this. I'm out of here. Where's my hat?|我可不需要这些。 我要走了，我的帽子呢？

Look, I've been in this business for a long time.|我干这行已经很长时间了。

Shocking.|骇人听闻。

Now, if you'll just pay me my $300, I'll be on my way.|现在，你付我300块，我这就走人。

- $300? Are you kidding? - That's okay. Let me get my checkbook.|- 300？你开什么玩笑？ -没关系，我来拿支票。

You're not gonna pay him. He didn't do anything.|不，你不用付他钱，他什么也没干。

Didn't do anything? I took a bus all the way from Hoboken.|什么也没干？ 我大老远的从Holbolken搭公交车赶来

I climbed, I don't know, like, a billion stairs.|我爬了，天知道的，上亿的台阶。

And it's not like I can take them two at a time.|这可不像是我平时的消遣。

I don't care. We're not paying you $300 for this.|我不管，我们才不会就为这个付给你300块钱。

It's not my fault if you're too uptight to appreciate..|那好，你那么保守 欣赏不了男性的身材和魅力

the male form in all its glory.|这又不是我的错。

Okay, I'm uptight. That's why I don't wanna watch a middle-aged guy..|哦，是，我保守，对

dance around in what I can only assume is a child's Halloween costume.|所以我不想看个半大老头儿 穿一身我敢说是小孩万圣节的行头跳脱衣舞。

I may have borrowed this from my nephew..|我也许是从我侄子那儿借的衣服

but let me assure you, what's underneath is all man.|但我担保衣服里头可是货真价实的真男人。

I'm sorry, did you say "all man" or "old man"?|哦，抱歉，你是说真男人还是老男人？

You're mean.|哦，你可真刻薄。

- Look, officer.. Sir? - Damn it.|-哦，瞧，警官… -哦，该死，啊！

Big surprise. The hunk of beef has feelings.|没想到吧，大胖子也很脆弱。

Applause.|鼓掌。

Okay, Henrietta, you picked "Jack and Jill Went Up The Hill."|好，亨瑞达 你选了"Jack and Jill Went Up The Hill"。

My friend Rachel has a kid. I totally know nursery rhymes.|我朋友瑞秋有个小孩，我对儿歌很熟悉。

Joey, describe these things associated with the United States Congress.|乔伊，描述以下跟美国国会有关的事物。

Give me 20 seconds on the clock, please.|限时20秒。

Ready? Go.|预备，开始。

Pass.|过

Pass.|过

Pass.|过

- The thing hanging in your throat. - Uvula.|-呃，你喉咙后面挂着的小东西。 -悬雍垂(小舌头)。

Then pass.|哦，那，过。

Okay. Henrietta, you didn't get all the points you needed..|好了，亨瑞达，你没有得到所需的点数

so that means, Gene, you are going to the Winner's Circle to try for $10,000.|所以，那就意味着，Gene 你将进入决胜圈来赢取$10000

And you're gonna be going there with Joey Tribbiani.|而且你将与 乔伊-崔 一起参赛。

Pass.|过

Nope. You must be thinking of someone else.|不行,你要为别人着想

I was never in a band.|我从来没加入过乐队

You made out with Missy Goldberg?|你跟米西.戈尔伯格亲热过？

How could you do that after you promised me?|你怎么能在向我保证过之后还这么做？

Excuse me.|失陪一下。

That didn't make us sound gay at all.|那听起来倒一点不象同性恋。

- You broke the pact. - Ross, that was 16 years ago.|-你违反了君子协定。 -罗斯，那是16年前的事了。

That doesn't matter. We're talking about the foundation of our friendship.|那也不行，现在说的是我们之间友谊的基础。

I believe the foundation of our friendship was unfortunate hair.|我以为我们之间友谊的基础是难堪的发型。

If we're really gonna do this, it's not like you never broke one of the pacts.|好吧，你看，要是我们真的明算账的话， 你也不是没干过违反君子协定的事。

- I didn't. - Oh, really?|-我没有。 -真的？

- No. - Oh, really?|-没有。 -真的？！

- No. - Adrienne Turner.|-没有。 -安卓.特娜

Yes?|在.

- Hey, Adrienne. - Hey, Adrienne. Hey.|-嘿, 安卓 -嘿, 安卓. 嘿

I never did anything with Adrienne Turner.|我从没跟安卓.特娜搅和到一起。

Oh, please. And you knew how much I liked her.|哦，得了吧，你知道我有多喜欢他。

I don't know what you're talking about.|我不知道你在说什么。

Really? Remember that party freshman year?|真的？还记得那个入学后第一个圣诞节假期 前一周的晚会吗？

A week before Christmas vacation? I do.|前一周的晚会吗？

You had some visitors.|我记得，当时有人找你。

I can't believe we're at a real college party.|难以置信我们在一个真的大学聚会上。

I have to pee so bad.|我兴奋的直想尿尿。

This is so awesome.|这可真棒。

College guys are so cute.|大学男生好可爱。

- Hey, you've got a boyfriend. - I know.|-嘿，你有男朋友了。 -我知道

But if a guy who looks like Corey Haim wants to kiss me, I am so gonna let him.|不过要是有个象克瑞.哈姆那样的想亲我 我是不会拒绝的。

Hey, look, there's Chandler.|嘿，那是钱德。

That stupid friend of Ross' who said I was fat.|你知道的，罗斯的傻朋友，说我胖的那个。

- I've already lost four pounds. - You can so totally tell.|-你要知道，我都瘦掉4磅了。 -就是，一眼就看得出来。

I know!|我就知道！

Well, let's see, maybe he knows where Ross is.|问问他罗斯在哪。

Hey, how's it going?|嘿，怎么样？

- Aren't you..? - Yeah, Rachel.|-你不是… -对，瑞秋。

And this is Ross' sister, Monica. We met at Thanksgiving.|这是罗斯的妹妹，莫妮卡。 我们感恩节见过。

Right. So how you doing?|对。那，您怎么样？

Bitchen.|更浪了。

- Hi, Monica. - Hi, Chandler.|-嗨，莫妮卡。 -嗨，钱德。

It's really nice to see you. Not!|我是说，见到你很高兴...才怪。

Okay.|好吧。

I'll see if I can find Ross.|我看看能不能找到罗斯。

Oh, my God, Rach. Beanbag chairs.|哦我的天，瑞秋，充气椅。

Do not let me sit in one of those. We'll be here for days.|千万别让我坐上去，不然我们就走不了了。

Listen, Adrienne, you can't tell Chandler about this.|听着，安卓，你可不能告诉钱德。

Oh, believe me, Ross, I won't be telling anybody about this.|哦，相信我，罗斯，我不会告诉任何人的。

Cool.|酷。

No way.|不可能

I didn't know you knew about that.|我以为你不知道。

Well, I did. And it hurt.|但是我知道了，我还很伤心。

That's when I wrote the song "Betrayal in the Common Room."|所以我才写了"在休息室被背叛"那首歌。

That's why that song had so much power.|所以那首歌才那么带劲

Man, I'm sorry.|嘿，对不起。

Look, that was a long time ago.|好了，那都是陈年往事了。

So I made out with Adrienne, and you made out with Missy.|那，我跟安卓亲热，而你跟米西亲热。

Well, I guess we're even.|我看我们俩扯平了。

We are even, right?|我们俩扯平了，对吧？

One more thing. I was so pissed at you that night, I wanted to get back at you.|还有一件事。 那晚我特生你的气，想报复你

So I thought, "Who does Ross like more than anybody?"|所以我当时想，谁是罗斯最喜欢的人呢。

What did you do to my mom?|你对我妈做了什么？

Not her.|不是她。

I am so drunk.|我可真醉了。

That's weird. I've had the same number of beers as you and don't feel anything.|那就怪了，我跟你喝的差不多 怎么我一点事儿没有。

So you girls having fun?|你们俩玩的好吗？

For your information, ass-munch..|跟你说，好的不得了。

I've lost four pounds. Maybe even five with all the dancing.|我瘦了4磅，没准儿跳完舞会瘦5磅。

- Somebody order a pizza? - Oh, that's me!|-有人定比萨饼了吗？ -哦，是我。

I am so not gonna do good on my SATs tomorrow.|我明天的入学考试算是没戏了。

Well, maybe you could go to school here next year and we could totally hang out.|那，明年也许你可以到我们这儿来上大学 我们可以一块玩玩。

Oh, yeah. There's a plan.|哦，对，你说得挺轻松，

Why don't I just start taking my smart pills now.|那我干脆现在就吃点脑灵通得了。

Well, maybe you could get in on a beauty scholarship.|唔，没准儿你能拿到选美奖学金呢。

What a line.|哦，别骗人了(嘀咕：我的老天！)

- So where are you applying to? - Well..|-那，你都申请了哪些学校？ -唔..

I think it's kind of really important that I go somewhere where there's sun.|你知道，我觉着我要去的地方应该阳光明媚 这很重要，所以我想…

So I'm sort of.. Hey!|所以我想…嗨！

I'm in college, and I'm in a band.|我是大学生，还是乐队成员。

Yeah, okay.|那好吧。

What's the matter? You never saw a 50-year-old stripper cry before?|怎么啦，你们没见过五十岁的脱衣舞男哭过吗？

You know, it's fine. We'll pay you.|你看，算了吧，我们付你钱还不行吗。

No, no, you're right. Who am I kidding?|不是那么回事儿，你说的对，我在开谁的玩笑？

I should have hung up that breakaway jockstrap years ago.|早几年我就该用那条脱开的护身带上吊算了。

Half the time, it just pops off by itself.|经常的它自己就断开了

Maybe now is a good time for cake and presents.|也许现在应该是蛋糕和礼物的时间

What am I gonna do? I mean..|现在我该怎么办？

this has been my life for 32 years.|我是说，我干这个都32年了。

Taking my clothes off in front of people is all I know.|我只会在人家面前脱衣服。

No, there's got to be something else that you can do.|哦，等等，一定还有别的事你能做的。

I mean, what skills do you have?|我是说，你还有什么技术吗？

I don't know.|我不知道。

I can make my pecs dance.|我能跳肚皮舞。

I can pick up a dollar bill with my butt cheeks.|我可以用屁股蛋儿捡/夹起1美元的钞票。

I can go to that special place inside me where I feel no shame.|我能变得毫无廉耻之心。

So maybe something in an office.|那你也许可以从政。

Or you could.. You could teach stripping.|或者你可以教人跳脱衣舞。

You know, share your gift. Pass the torch.|你知道吗？分享你的才能，发扬光大。

You know, actually, that's not a bad idea.|对呀，这主意不赖

I could do it out of my apartment. I don't think my mom would mind.|我可以在我的公寓外头干。 我想我妈不会介意的。

There you go. Okay. You think you're gonna be okay?|这下好啦，你感觉好一点了吧？

- Yeah. Yeah. - Yeah.|-对，好点了 - 好

This is so weird.|世事难料啊。

You never know when it's gonna be your last dance.|你不会知道什么时候曲终人散。

And I didn't even get a chance to finish it.|而且我甚至都没能跳完最后一支舞。

Finish it.|那你把它跳完吧。

- What? - Your last dance. Do it for us.|-什么？ -你的最后一次，给我们跳完吧。

- Really? - Really?|-你当真？ -你当真？

Yeah. Yeah, he deserves to do the thing he loves one last time.|是的，他应该最后再做一次他喜爱的事。

Okay. All right. Get ready, ladies.|好的，准备好了，女士们。

Okay.|好了

Oh, this is so hot!|哦，这可真让人兴奋！

Oh, no, don't stop.|哦，别，别停下来。

Have to.|跳不动了。

I am so sorry that you have to do this with me.|真抱歉你要和我一起干这个

Listen, I know this won't put your kid through college..|听着,我知道这个不能送你的孩子去大学..

but would you like a Days of our Lives mug?|但是,你喜欢《Days of our Lives》的杯子吗

We're back in five, four, three, two..|我们现在倒数5,4,3,2..

Applause.|鼓掌

Welcome to the Winner's Circle. Joey, Gene, you guys ready?|欢迎来到决胜圈。 乔伊，金，你们准备好了吗？

- Yeah. - Sure.|- 好了。 - 当然。

Okay. Give me 60 seconds on the clock, please.|好，限时60秒。

Ready? Go.|预备，开始。

Oak. Maple. Elm. Birch.|橡树，枫树，榆树，桦树…

I don't know. Types of trees..?|我-我-我不知道，树种？

Buenos dias. Enchilada. Por favor.|(西班牙语)

Oh, I'm so sorry, I don't know any Spanish words.|哦，抱歉，我一点不懂西班牙语。

A match. A candle.|火柴，蜡烛…

Things that go: when you put them out.|扑灭时发出"嗞"声的东西。

A torch. A bonfire.|火炬，篝火…

- Your pee. - Things that burn.|-哦，你的小便。 -燃烧物。

"I'd like to go for a walk." "Scratch my belly."|我要去散散步。 挠挠我的肚皮。

Dude. Dude, I think you're losing it.|哥们儿，我觉得你说的太乱了。

"I have fur." "I like to bark."|呃，我有毛，我会吠叫。

What a dog says.|哦，这狗说的好啊

- Pepperoni. - Pizza toppings!|- 意大利辣香肠… - 比萨饼料。下一个！

Cindy Crawford. Christie Brinkley. Heidi Klum.|辛迪.克劳馥，克莉斯蒂.布林克利 海蒂.克劳姆，克劳迪娅.西佛。

Claudia Schiffer. Christy Turlington. Kate Moss.|克莉斯蒂.特林顿，凯特.玛斯…

Girls Chandler could never get?|钱德永远追不上的姑娘。

- Supermodels. - Where?|- 超级名模！ - 哪儿？！

I can't believe you're so upset.|真没想到你这么生气

What do you mean? You kissed Rachel.|-你说呢?你吻了瑞秋

Ross, she was so drunk she didn't even remember it the next day.|罗斯,她喝太多了 她第二天甚至什么也不记得了

Plus, I should tell you, it did not last long.|另外我要告诉你,那个并没持续太长

Hey!|嘿!

I'm in college, and I'm in a band.|我上大学,而且在玩音乐

Yeah, okay.|啊,好啊!

And now I've killed one.|而且我已经搞定了一个

Hey. Where's Rachel?|嘿，瑞秋在哪？

She and Phoebe took the stripper to the hospital.|她和菲比送脱衣舞男上医院了。

Sounds like your elegant tea party went off just as planned.|听起来好象你的"一流茶会"按计划进行

Did you know Chandler kissed Rachel?|你知不知道钱德吻过瑞秋？

What? When was this?|什么？什么时候？

Last week. We had some wine and..|上周,我们喝了些酒,然后..

You don't know I'm kidding.|你不知道我是开玩笑的

1987.|1987年。

The weekend you guys visited me at school.|你们俩上学校找我去的那个周末。

- Oh, my God. That's wild. - But it was, like, a million years ago.|-我的天，那也太放肆了。 -是，不过那是很久以前的事了

- It doesn't matter. - It matters to me.|- 没什么要紧的。 - 但那对我很要紧。

- Why? - Because the night you kissed Rachel..|- 为什么？ -因为你吻瑞秋的那晚

was the night I kissed Rachel for the very first time.|是我第一次吻瑞秋。

- You kissed her that night too? - Two guys in one night?|-你那晚也吻瑞秋了？ - 一晚上两个男人？

Oh, I thought she became a slut after she got her nose fixed.|我还以为她整过鼻子以后才变得放荡了呢。

- Seriously, where did this happen? - Okay..|- S真的，你在哪儿吻的瑞秋？ -是这样的

after you told me she was passed out in our room..|你告诉我瑞秋在我们屋里睡了之后

I went in there to make sure she was all right.|我进去看看她怎么样了。

She was lying on my bed, all buried in people's coats.|她躺在我床上，睡在一堆衣服下面。

I went to kiss her on the forehead..|呃，我过去想吻她的额头

but it was so dark, I accidentally got her lips.|但屋里太暗，我不小心亲到了她的嘴唇

I started to pull away, but then I felt her start to kiss me back.|我想回身但我觉得她也开始吻我。

It was only for a second, but it was amazing.|那只有一瞬间但感觉太奇妙了。

And now I find out that you kissed her first.|但是现在，我却发现你先吻了她。

- Wait, what bed did you say she was on? - Mine.|-呃，等等，你刚才说她在哪张床上？ -我床上。

- I'm sure I put her on my bed. - No, she was definitely on my bed.|- 我记得很清楚我把她放到我床上的。 - 不对，她肯定是在我床上。

Why would I kiss a girl and then put her on your bed?|我干吗吻完一个姑娘后把她放到你床上？

Well, then who was on my bed?|那当时我床上的是谁？

No! No!|哦，哦，哦！不！不！

Yes!|是的！

- You were under the pile of coats? - I was the pile of coats!|-你在那堆衣服下面？ -那堆衣服就是我。

Oh, my God!|哦，我的上帝！

You were my midnight mystery kisser?!|你是我的午夜神秘接吻人？

You were my first kiss with Rachel?!|你是我和瑞秋的初吻？

You were my first kiss ever?!|你就是我这辈子的初吻？！

What did I marry into?!|瞧瞧我结的什么亲家。

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