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And that's why, no matter what Mommy says..|而那就是为什么不管妈咪说什么…

we really were on a break. Yes, we were.|我们都真的暂时分手了 是的，没错…

Yes, we were. Come here, gorgeous.|是的，没错 来吧，漂亮宝贝

Look at you. You are the cutest little baby ever.|瞧瞧你 你是史上最可爱的小婴儿了

You're just a little-bitty baby, you know that? But you've got..|你只是个小不丁点婴儿 你知道吗？但是你拥有…

You've got big, beautiful eyes.|你拥有大大漂亮的双眼

Yes, you do. And a.. And a big, round belly.|是的，你有，还有… 还有大大圆圆的胜胜

Big baby butt.|大大的婴儿屁屁

I like big butts.|我喜欢大屁屁

Oh, my God, Emma. You're laughing.|喔，天啊，艾犸你在笑

Oh, my God. You've never done that before, have you?|喔，我的天，你从没有这样过，对吗？

You've never done that before. Daddy made you laugh, huh?|你从来没有这样过 爹地逗你笑了，对吧？

Well, Daddy and Sir Mix-A-Lot.|嗯，是爹地还有混音老爹

What? What? You wanna hear some more?|什么？什么？ 你还想听更多是吗？

I'm a terrible father.|我真是个糟糕的父亲

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- What do you know about investments? - How come?|-你们懂得投资吗？ -怎么了？

I'm starting to make good money on the show, and I should do something with it.|我的演出开始让我赚到一些钱了 所以我想我应该好好利用那些钱

- What do you do with your money now? - It's taped to the back of my toilet tank.|-那你现在是把钱放在哪里呢？ -藏在我家马桶水箱后面

I didn't say that. It's in a bank guarded by robots.|我没有那样说 是放在银行由机器人看守着

- Do you have any ideas? - A guy at work got me excited..|-你有什么想法吗？ -有个同事的提议让我觉得很兴奋…

about going in on an emu farm. That'd be kind of cool, huh?|是关于投资鸸鸟农场 很酷吧？

Pitching in on the weekends, helping to plant the emus.|在周末的时候过去帮忙 帮助种植鸸鸟

Joe, emus are birds. You raise them for meat.|乔伊，鸸鸟是鸟类 是养来当食物的

Yeah. Right!|嗯，是喔！

People eat birds. Bird meat.|人类会吃小鸟，小鸟肉

Do they just fly into your mouth? Or you go in a restaurant and say:|他们是直接飞进你的嘴里吗？ 还是你可以到餐厅说：

"Excuse me, I'll have a bucket of fried bird."|“不好意思，我要点一份炸鸟”

Or maybe just a wing. Or a..|或是一个翅膀，或是…

You should consider something a little less risky.|你应该考虑比较低风险性的投资

I think real estate is your best investment.|我认为房地产会是最好的投资

The Fed just lowered the rates, and the interest on your mortgage is deductible.|联邦储备银行才刚降息 而且房贷的利率也可以扣减所得税额

That's right. I know some stuff.|没错，我懂投资

Real estate, huh?|房地产，是吗？

And you know who's selling a great apartment? Richard!|你知道谁要卖一间 很棒的公寓吗？李察！

And you know whose knowledge of her ex-boyfriend is shocking? Monica!|你知道谁对她前男朋友的熟悉度 很吓人吗？摩妮卡！

- My dad told me. They play golf together. - Well, maybe I'll join them sometime.|-我爸告诉我的，他们一起打高尔夫球 -那么或许我应该加入他们

I just hope the club doesn't slip out of my hand..|我只希望球杆不要滑出我的手…

and beat the mustache off his face.|然后把他的八字胡从他脸上打掉

And then the doctor said Emma has doubled her birth weight..|然后医生说艾犸的体重 已经是出生时的一倍了…

she is in the 90th percentile and she's gonna start eating solid foods soon.|她比百分之九十的婴儿快 很快就可以吃固体食物了

- That's great! - I know!|-太棒了！ -我知道！

- What did we used to talk about? - No idea.|-我们以前都在谈什么呢？ -不知道

Hi! You have to help me pick a dress. I'm meeting Mike's parents tonight.|嗨！你们要帮我选衣服 我今晚要跟麦克的父母见面

Wow, the boyfriend's parents. That's a big step.|哇，男朋友的父母亲，真是一大步

- Really? That hadn't occurred to me. - They'll love you. Just be yourself.|-真的吗？我倒是没有这样想过 -他们会喜欢你的，自然随性就好

They live on the Upper East Side on Park Avenue.|他们住在上东区的公园大道

Yeah, she can't be herself.|那她就不能自然随性了

Okay, so, all right, which dress?|好了，那么，哪一件呢？

- You can say neither. - Oh, God. Neither.|-你们可以说都不好 -喔，天啊，都不好

You can say it nicely.|你们大可以委婉一点说

I'm sorry. We'll take you shopping. It'll be fine.|我很抱歉，我们会带你去买衣服 没事的

You are in such good hands, and I am so good with meeting parents.|我会照顾你的 我很会搞跟父母亲见面这种事

With the father, you wanna flirt a little, but not in a gross way.|面对他父亲，稍微打情骂俏一下 但是不要太过火

Just kind of like, "Mr. Pinzer, I can see where Wallace gets his good looks."|有像是“品瑟先生，我现在终于知道 华勒斯帅气的长相是遗传谁的了”

- You went out with Wallace Pinzer? - He took the SATs for me.|-你跟华勒斯品瑟交往过？ -他代替我考联考

- I knew you didn't get a 1400! - Yeah, well, duh! I mean..|-我就知道你没有考过高标！ -是啊，哈！我们说的是我耶…

So now, what about with Mike's mom?|那麦克的妈怎么办呢？

Well, with the mother, just constantly tell her how amazing her son is.|至于他母亲，只要不断的告诉她 她儿子有多棒就行了

Take it from me. Moms love me. Ross' mom one time actually said..|举我为例，母亲们都很喜欢我 罗斯的妈有一次甚至还说…

I am like the daughter that she never had.|我就像是那个她从未有过的女儿

- She said what? - She's like the daughter she never had.|-她说什么？ -她就像是那个她从未有过的女儿

Listen.|听着

I just got Phoebe all dressed to meet Mike's parents.|我才帮菲比打扮好让她去见麦克的父母

She's so nervous. It's so sweet.|她好紧张，真是太感人了

Guess what. I made Emma laugh today.|猜猜怎么了，我今天逗艾犸笑了

You what? And I missed it..|你什么？而我竟然错过…

because I was giving a makeover to that stupid hippie?!|都是因为要帮那 愚蠢的嬉皮改变造型？

Yeah, and it was like a real little person laugh too.|是啊，而且就像是小大人的笑喔！

It was like:|就像是…

Only not creepy.|只不过不像这样吓人

- What did you do to make her laugh? - I..|-你做了什么逗她笑？ -我…

Well, I sang. Actually..|嗯，我唱了歌 其实…

I rapped..|是饶舌歌…

"Baby Got Back."|“宝贝，你的马达真正”

You what?|你什么？

You sang to our baby daughter..|你对着我们的宝贝女儿唱…

a song about a guy who likes to have sex..|一首关于男人想要跟巨大屁股女人…

with women with giant asses?|上床的歌？

You know what, if you think about it..|你知道吗？如果你仔细想想…

it actually promotes a healthy body image..|它事实上是在提倡健康的身体观念…

because even big butts..|因为即使是大屁股…

or "juicy doubles" are..|或是“可口多汁的双颊”都是…

Please don't take her away from me.|请不要把她从我身边带走

Hi, come on in. I'm Catherine, the listing agent.|嗨，请进 我是凯瑟琳，仲介商

Hi, I'm Joey. This is Chandler.|嗨，我是乔伊，这是钱德

So how come Richard's selling the place? Went bankrupt?|为什么李察要卖掉这地方呢？ 破产了吗？

Medical malpractice? Choked on his own mustache?|医疗误诊？被自己的胡子噎死吗？

He's buying a much bigger place. It's got a great view of Central Park..|他要买一间更大的公寓 景观很棒，可以看到中央公园…

That's enough out of you.|你说够了！

Is there anything we should know about the place?|这地方有什么我们应该要知道的吗？

All the appliances are included. There's a lot of light, a new kitchen.|电器用品全部都包含 光线充足，还有新的厨房

I think you guys would be very happy here.|我想你们俩住在这里一定会很快乐

No, we're not together. We're definitely not a couple.|不，我们没有在一起 我们绝对不是一对

- Okay. Sorry. - That's all right.|-好的，抱歉 -没关系

Wow, you seemed pretty insulted by that.|哇，你看起来好像是被侮辱了一样

What, I'm not good enough for you?|是怎样？我配不上你吗？

We are not gonna have this conversation again.|我们不要再讨论这个问题了

Look at this place. Why am I so intimidated by this guy?|瞧瞧这地方 我为什么备受这家伙的威胁呢？

Pretentious art. This huge, macho couch.|矫情的艺术品，这张大又阳刚的沙发

When we know all he does is sit around..|我们知道他只会坐在那边…

crying about losing Monica to a real man.|哭泣着为什么摩妮卡会离开他 而投入一个真正男人的怀抱

- You don't think he's here, do you? - I don't know.|-他应该不在这里吧，对吗？ -我不知道

It's a nice place, but I gotta say, I don't know if I see myself living here.|这是个好地方，但是我必须要说 我不知道我能不能住得习惯

Well, let me see.|嗯，让我们来试试看

Yeah, I can see it.|是的，我可以住得习惯

Look at these videos. I mean, who does he think he is?|瞧瞧这些录影带 他以为他是谁啊？

Magnum Force, Dirty Harry, Cool Hand Luke.|《辣手神探追魂枪》、《紧急追捕令》 《铁窗喋血》

- Oh, my God. - What?|-喔，我的天 -怎么了？

There's a tape here with Monica's name on it.|有一卷带子上面有摩妮卡的名字

A tape with a girl's name on it. It's probably a sex tape.|有一卷带子上面有女生的名字 可能是性爱绿影带

Wait a minute.|等一下

This says "Monica."|上面写着“摩妮卡”…

And this is Richard's apartment.|而且这里是李察的公寓

Get there faster!|快点想！

Wow. You look..|哇，你看起来…

like my mom.|真像我妈

I'm wearing pantyhose.|我有穿丝袜

- Great! Come on in. - Okay.|-太棒了！请进 -好的

Thank you.|谢谢

- Oh, my God. You're rich. - No, my parents are rich.|-喔，我的天，你真有钱 -不，是我父母亲有钱

Well, so? They gotta die someday. Hello!|喔，那又如何呢？他们有天也会死的 哈啰！

Mom, Dad, this is Phoebe.|爸妈，这是菲比

Phoebe, these are my parents, Theodore and Bitsy.|菲比，他们是我父母 希尔多跟贝西

Theodore, Bitsy..|希尔多，贝西…

what a delight.|很高兴能与你们见面

- It's so nice to finally meet you. - And you.|-终于见到你真是太高兴了 -我也是

Your home is lovely.|你们家真是美好

Thank you. I'll give you a tour later. It's actually three floors.|谢谢，等一下我可以带你参观 这里其实有三层楼

Holy crap!|妈妈咪啊！

Why don't you come meet our friends.|过来认识我们的朋友吧！

Try and stop me.|试试挡我看看

- What are you doing? - Trying to get your parents to like me.|-你在做什么呢？ -试着让你父母亲喜欢我

I'm sure they will, but you don't have to do this.|我相信他们会的，但是你不用这样假

I want them to get to know Phoebe, not "Phoebe."|我要他们认识菲比，不是“妃妣”

It is fun, though, isn't it?|不过很好玩，不是吗？

- You've got it. - All right.|-知道了 -好了

It's hard to stop.|很难停止

Well, come on.|好了，来吧

Phoebe, these are our friends Tom and Sue Engel.|菲比，这是我们的朋友 汤姆跟苏安格

Phoebe, come sit. Tell us a little bit about yourself.|菲比，来坐下 跟我们介绍一下你自己

- So where are you from? - Okay.|-你是哪里人呢？ -好的

Well, all right. Originally, I'm from upstate..|嗯，好的，我本来是上州人…

but then my mom killed herself, and my stepdad went to prison.|但是后来我妈自杀，然后继父去坐牢

So I moved to the city, where I lived in a burned-out Buick LeSabre for a while.|所以我就搬到市中心 住在一辆火烧车里一阵子

Which was okay. That was okay.|那倒是没关系，还好啦

Until I got hepatitis, you know..|直到我染上肝炎，你知道的…

because this pimp spit in my mouth and..|因为有个坏蛋吐口水到我嘴里然后…

But I got over it.|但是我已经好了

And, anyway, now I'm a freelance massage therapist..|然后，反正现在我是 自由按摩治疗师…

which isn't always steady money, but at least I don't pay taxes.|赚的钱不是很稳固，但至少不用缴税

So where does everyone summer?|那大家都到哪度暑假呢？

I'm not gonna watch it. I don't need to watch it.|我不会看的，我不需要看

I mean, what good could possibly come from watching it?|我是说，看了又有什么好处呢？

Well, we know I'm gonna watch it.|嗯，我们知道我还是要看

- Hey, dude, what's up? - Don't judge me! I'm only human!|-嘿，兄弟，怎么了？ -别审判我！我只不过是个普通人！

Did you take that tape?|你拿走那卷带子吗？

I had to! Imagine you were married and you found a tape of your wife..|我必须要！假设你结婚了 然后你发现一卷你老婆带子…

in another guy's apartment. Wouldn't you need to know what was on it?|在另一个男人的公寓里 你难道不想知道里面是什么吗？

I don't know. Who am I married to?|我不知道，我跟谁结婚呢？

Some girl.|某个女孩子

She hot?|她辣吗？

How did she get me to settle down?|她是怎么让我定下来的？

All right, I'm gonna watch it.|好了，我要看

I mean, it's probably not even what I think it is.|我是说，或许根本不是我想的那样

Even if it is, it can't possibly be as bad as what I'm picturing in my head.|即使是，或许也不像我在脑海中 想像的情景那样糟糕

Can it?|会吗？

In my experience, if a girl says yes to being taped..|依据我的经验 如果女生答应可以录下来…

she doesn't say no to much else, I'll tell you.|其它的也就都不会拒绝了 我跟你说

- Then you have to watch it for me. - What?|-那你先帮我看 -什么？

Just for a few seconds so I can know what it is. Please?|几秒钟就好，让我知道那是什么，拜托

All right, fine. But if I enjoy this, you have only yourself to blame!|好啦，可以，但是万一我很乐在其中 你就只能怪你自己！

- Why am I hearing cheering? - It's okay. It's just a football game.|-为什么我听到欢呼声？ -没关系，是足球赛

- It's just football? - You were all worried for nothing.|-只是足球赛？ -你担心是多余的

It's football! It's just football!|是足球！只是足球！

This is great! This is the first time I've ever enjoyed football!|太棒了！这是我第一次真正喜欢足球！

I think it may be customary to get a beer.|我想这时候喝啤酒很对味

What the..?|搞什么…？

- What are you doing? - You don't wanna see what I just saw!|-你在做什么？ -你不想要看到我刚看到的东西！

What are you guys doing?|你们在做什么？

Oh, my God! Is that Richard?|喔，我的天！那是李察吗？

- Oh, God, this is not going well. - No, you're doing fine. Really.|-喔，天啊，真是进行的不顺利 -不，你做的很好，真的

- Why don't you go talk to my dad. - Okay, okay, okay.|-你何不去找我爸聊聊 -好，好的，好的

- Still sure about me being myself? - Absolutely.|-还确定要我做我自己吗？ -当然

Though maybe just a little less "pimp spit."|或许少说一些“坏蛋吐口水”的事

So, Theodore, I can see where Mike gets his good looks from.|希尔多，我现在知道麦克的帅气外表 是遗传自谁的了

Well..|嗯…

- You must work out all the time. - Not all the time. I do the best I can.|-你一定经常做运动 -不是很常，不过我尽量

Yeah, I bet. Look out!|是啊，我想也是，看招！

- Oh, my God. Are you okay? - I recently had surgery.|-喔，我的天，你还好吗？ -我最近刚动完手术

- I'm so sorry. - No, I'll be fine.|-我很抱歉 -没关系，我没事

- I just should check the stitches. - I really am sorry.|-我只是应该要去检查一下伤口 -我真的很抱歉

How could you know? Why wouldn't you punch me in the stomach?|你怎么会知道呢？ 为什么你不会打我胜子呢？

Did you just hit my dad?|你刚刚是不是打了我爸？

Yes. I'm sorry. I've never met a boyfriend's parents before.|是的，我很抱歉 我从来没有见过男朋友的父母亲

But, I mean, you have met humans before, right?|但是，你总该有见过人，对吗？

Why don't you go talk to my mom.|你何不去找我妈聊聊

Okay, yeah, your mom. She looks nice. I can talk to her.|好的，你妈，她看起来很和善 我可以跟她聊的

You do that, and I'm gonna go check my dad for signs of internal bleeding.|你去聊吧！ 我要去看看我爸是不是有内出血的现象

Bitsy? Listen, I wanted to thank you again for having me here tonight.|贝西，我想要再次谢谢你 邀请我今晚过来

Well, not at all.|喔，不用客气

Also, I just want you to know what a wonderful man your son is.|还有，我只想让你知道 你儿子是个很棒的男人

- Thank you. I think so too. - It's a testament to how he was raised.|-谢谢，我也这么认为 -一切都是他受了良好的家庭教育

Especially to you, because he's very respectful of women.|尤其是你的功劳 因为他十分尊重女性

- Is he really? - He is so considerate of my feelings.|-他真的吗？ -他非常体贴我的感受

You know, I think you'd also like to know that he is a very gentle lover.|我认为你也会想知道 他是个非常温柔的爱人

Excuse me?|什么？

No, don't get me wrong. No, not in like a sissy way.|不，别误且我 不，不是那种娘娘腔的样子

When he gets going..|当他疯起来的时候…

he can rattle a headboard like a sailor on leave.|他可是像休假的船员一样神勇

That's.. my boy.|那就是…我儿子

Awesome.|酷毙了

Okay, please laugh for Mommy. Please?|好了，帮妈咪笑一笑 拜托

Please laugh for Mommy.|请为妈咪笑一个

Not funny, huh?|不好笑，对吧？

Well, so is it..|嗯，所以是不是…

only offensive novelty rap?|只有低级好玩的饶舌歌才行呢？

Or maybe just, you know, rap in general. Because Mommy can rap.|或是或许只要是饶舌歌都行 因为妈咪会饶舌喔

I can't rap.|我不会饶舌

All right, sweetheart. This is only because I love you so much.|好了，亲爱的，这只是因为我太爱你了

And I know that you're not gonna tell anybody.|而且我知道你不会告诉别人

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Emma, you're laughing! You are!|艾犸，你在笑！你笑了！

You really do like big butts, don't you?|你真的很喜欢大屁股，对不对？

You beautiful little weirdo.|你这个漂亮的小怪蛋

You missed it! She was laughing!|你错过了！她刚刚在笑！

It was amazing.|真是不可思议

It was amazing. It was the most beautiful, beautiful sound.|是很不可思议，那就像是最美妙的声音

I know, isn't it? What'd you do to get her to laugh?|我知道，可不是吗？ 你做了什么逗她笑？

You know, I just.. A couple of things I tried. Different..|你知道的，我只不过… 试了一些东西，不同的…

Just sang a little "The Itsy-Bitsy Spider."|只是唱了一点“痒痒小蜘蛛”

You sang "Baby Got Back," didn't you?|你唱了“宝贝，你的马达真正” 对不对？

Nothing else worked! That girl is all about the ass!|其它的方法都没有用！ 这女孩就是喜欢屁屁！

And then it goes back to the chorus.|然后再回到主旋律

Resolve. And that's the end of the song.|然后那就是歌曲的结尾

I realize you hadn't asked to hear it..|我知道你们没有要我唱…

but no one had spoken in 17 minutes.|但是已经有十七分钟没有人说话了

Phoebe writes lots of songs. What was that one you sang the other night?|菲比创作了许多歌曲 你那天晚上唱的歌是什么呢？

"Pervert Parade"?|《变态游行》吗？

- "Ode to a Pubic Hair"? - Stop.|-《阴毛颂》吗？ -停止

Oh, God. Is that veal?|喔，天啊，这是小牛肉吗？

Mom, I thought I told you, Phoebe's a vegetarian.|妈，我以为我跟你说过菲比是素食者

No, that's okay. That's okay. I mean, I am a vegetarian..|不，没关系，没关系 我是说，我是素食者…

except for veal. Yeah. No. Veal I love.|不过我吃小牛肉 是的，我爱吃小牛肉

- Phoebe, you don't have to eat that. - Any baby animals. Kittens, fish babies.|-菲比，你可以不用吃的 -我喜欢任何小动物食物，小猫，小鱼

But, you know, especially veal.|但是，尤其喜欢小牛肉

You know, and this nice vein of fat running through it.|这上面还有带一点很棒的肥肉

Yummy.|好吃

So..|那…

what do you think?|你们觉得如何呢？

So you stole that tape from Richard's apartment?|所以你从李察的公寓偷了这卷带子？

Listen to the judgment from the porn star!|听听这三级片脱星在批评我！

That tape was never meant to be seen by..|那带子本来就不是要让…

Joey, I would feel more comfortable if this conversation were in private.|乔伊，我希望可以私下谈论这件事

Monica, look, I don't think you and I have any secrets anymore.|摩妮卡，听着，我不认为 你我之间有存在任何秘密了

Not ready to joke about it yet? See you later.|还没有准备好可以开玩笑吗？待会见

Why in the world would you take this tape? And why would you watch it?|你为什么要拿这卷带子呢？ 而且为什么要看呢？

Because that's who I am. Okay?|因为我就是这样的人，好吗？

I'm sure a man like Richard could see a tape like that and not be bothered.|我相信像李察那样的男人可以 看这样的带子而且不会被说教

It'd just be another saucy anecdote..|这只不过是个黄色的小插曲…

for him to share at his men's club over brandy and mustaches.|让他可以在他的男性俱乐部里 边喝着白兰地摸着胡子和兄弟们分享

Is all of this about you not being able to grow a mustache?|这一切跟你没有办法长胡子有关吗？

This is about you and Richard. He's clearly not over you.|这跟你还有李察有关 很明显地他还没有忘记你

He keeps a tape so he can look at it whenever he wants.|他保留这带子让他可以 在任何想的时候就看

Isn't that sad? Can't you see how pathetic that is?|那不是很悲惨吗？ 你看不出来这是多可悲的事吗？

Don't be jealous. You should feel bad for him.|别吃醋了，你应该为他感到可怜

Yeah, well, poor Richard, he..|是啊，可怜的李察，他…

I can grow a mustache.|我可以长胡子的

This is not our problem. We have each other. That's all that matters.|这不是我们的问题，我们拥有彼此 这是最重要的

But I just keep picturing you rolling around with him, with your..|但是我就是忘不了你滚在他身边 穿着你的…

cowboy boots in the air.|牛仔靴子在空中晃来晃去

Cowboy boots? I've never worn cowboy boots in my whole life.|牛仔靴子？我这辈子 从没有穿过牛仔靴子

Good, good. Play more because I wanna see how it ends.|很好，非常好，再多放一点 因为我想看结局是怎样

- That's not me! - What?|-那不是我！ -什么？

That's not you! Life is good again!|那不是你！美好的生命 又再度来临了！

Ride 'em, cowgirl!|骑上去，牛仔女！

That bastard taped over me!|那浑蛋录了别人在我的带子上！

Is that a problem?|那有什么问题吗？

It's just so insulting. Spring for a new blank tape, doctor!|真是太侮辱人了 花钱买新的空白带子嘛，医师！

Yes, but the important thing is that we have each other, right?|是的，但是重要的是我们拥有彼此 不是吗？

Well, yeah. It's just so rude!|嗯，是的，这是不过这非常没礼貌！

- And the way we did it was a lot better.. - Are you going to finish that sentence?|-我们做的方式要比那个好太多… -你要把这个句子说完吗？

I can't imagine what he sees in her.|我无法想像他在她身上 看到什么吸引人的

She actually makes me miss that pill-popping ex-wife of his.|她还真让我怀念起他那嗑药的前妻

Hello, dear.|哈啰，亲爱的

- What's going on? - We were just chitchatting.|-怎么了？ -我们只是在随便聊聊

- How's your friend? - A little better.|-你的朋友还好吗？ -有好一点了

Do you know who's moving back into town? Tom and Sue's daughter, Jen.|你知道谁要搬回城里了吗？ 汤姆跟苏的女儿，珍

You remember her, Michael. She's lovely, well-behaved and single.|你记得她的，麦克 她很可爱，行为举止端庄，而且单身

- I'm not interested. - Please, darling, let's be honest.|-我没有兴趣 -拜托，亲爱的，我们老实说

You can have all the sailor fun you want with that one.|你跟那个也可以享受像船员般的乐趣的

- But let's be real. - All right, stop.|-但是我们要面对现实 -好了，停

All Phoebe has done is try and get you to like her. Maybe it's not clear..|菲比所做的一切都是为了要让 你们喜欢她，或许不是很明显…

but she did her best.|但是她已经尽力而为了

- She's a little different than you are. - Michael, a pimp spit in her mouth.|-她是跟你们有点不同 -麦克，一个坏蛋吐口水在她嘴里

So what? If I can get past that, it shouldn't bother you.|那又如何？如果我都无所谓了 你们有什么好在乎的

You don't have to like her. Just accept the fact that I do.|你们没有必要去喜欢她 只需要接受我喜欢她的事实就可以

If you can't even be civil to the woman I love..|如果你们无法对我爱的女人…

- The woman you what? - Yeah, the woman you what?|-你什么的女人？ -是啊，你什么的女人？

The woman I love.|我爱的女人

I love you.|我爱你

Something I shouldn't say for the first time, in front of my parents..|我不该当我父母面前 第一次说这种话

and Tom and Sue.|还有汤姆跟苏面前

Who are, by the way, the most sinfully boring people I've ever met in my life.|对了，他们是我一生中 遇过最无聊的人

- I love you too. - You do?|-我也爱你 -真的？

How great is this?|很棒吗？

Wanna get out of here?|想要离开这里吗？

- Mom, Dad. Thanks for dinner. - I had a great time.|-爸妈，谢谢你们的晚餐 -我很开心

It was really top-drawer. And here's something rich.|这里真的很高级，而且更棒的是…

Thirteen bathrooms in this place, I threw up in the coat closet.|这里有十三间浴室 但是我吐在衣帽间里面

Ta-ta!|拜了！

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One more time from the top!|从头再来一次！

Rachel, please! That is so inappropriate!|瑞秋，拜托！ 这实在太不恰当了！