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Guys! Guys! I've got great news. Guess what.|位！各位！ 我有个好消息，猜猜看

- Monica's pregnant! - Really?|-摩妮卡怀孕了！ -真的吗？

Let's get past the moment.|当我没说过

- What's your news? - Thank you.|-是什么好消息呢？ -谢谢

I got a job in advertising.|我找到一个广告工作了

Honey, that's incredible!|亲爱的，这真是太棒了！

Gosh, what's the pay like?|天啊，薪水怎样呢？

Oh, come on, people.|喔，你们，别这样

If I don't know who makes the most..|如果我不知道谁赚最多…

how do I know who I like the most? Hi, Joey.|我怎么知道要最喜欢谁呢？ 嗨，乔伊

It pays nothing. It's an internship.|没有薪水，是实习的工作

We have interns at Days of Our Lives.|《我们的日子》也有实习生

Right. So it'll be the same, except less sex with you.|没错，所以是一样的东西 不同的只是不用常跟你上床

What do you think they'll have you do there?|你觉得你去那里要做什么呢？

It's a training program, but they hire the people they like.|这只是个训练课程 但是之后他们会聘请他们喜欢的人

- That's great! - There's gonna be some grunt work..|-太棒了！ -一定会有些无聊乏味的工作让人讨厌

which will stink. A grown man getting people coffee is humiliating.|一个大男人帮大家端咖啡真是羞辱

Humiliating and noble.|羞辱，却高贵

Thank you.|谢谢你

You know, if I didn't already have a job..|如果我不是早有工作了

I would've been good in advertising.|我应该会在广告业做得很好的

Ross, you did not come up with: "Got Milk?"|罗斯，“今天喝牛奶了吗？” 不是你想出来的

Yes, I did! I did!|是的，是我想的！是我！

I should've written it down.|我应该要把它先写下来的

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Where's Chandler? I want to wish him good luck on his first day.|钱德呢？ 我想要先祝他第一天上班愉快

And I smelled bacon.|而且我也闻到培根香了

- He just left. - Who did?|-他才刚走 -谁才刚走？

Joey, you're never gonna believe it! She called!|乔伊，你不会相信的！她打来了！

- She did? - You got it!|-是吗？ -你得到了！

- I did? - What is she talking about?|-是吗？ -她是在说什么呢？

I don't know, but it sounds great!|我不知道，但是听起来倒是挺棒的！

Your agent called. You got that audition!|你的经纪人打电话来 你得到试演的机会了！

- With Leonard Hayes? - Yes!|-跟李奥海斯吗？ -是的！

Oh, my God, that is great! It's for a play on Broadway.|我的天啊，太棒了！ 这是百老汇的一出戏

And in a real theater. Not that little one underneath the deli like last time.|在一间真的剧院，而不是像上次一样 是在快餐店下面的那种

- Is it a good play? - It must be.|-是一出好戏吗？ -肯定是的

I read it and didn't understand a single word!|因为我读了剧本 而且根本连一个字都看不懂！

- Leonard Hayes is starring in it. - Yeah, and directing.|-李奥海斯也会参与演出 -是啊，兼导演

He was so good in that movie of Macbeth.|他在《马克白》的演出真是精彩

- You saw that? - No, but I saw the previews.|-你有看吗？ -没有，但是我看了预告

They played it right before Jackass.|他们在《蠢蛋搞怪秀》播出之前有预告

- He's done some amazing work. - Oh, yeah.|-他做了些挺好的东西 -喔，是啊

I loved him in those phone commercials.|我喜欢他的电话广告演出

When the monkey hits him in the face with the giant rubber phone..|猴子用巨形塑胶电话打他的脸

Maybe the monkey will be at the audition.|或许猴子也会在试演会上

Don't make me more nervous than I already am!|别让我再更紧张了！

- Good morning. - Can I get you a cup of coffee, sir?|-早安 -我可以帮您倒咖啡吗？先生

Oh, no, no. I'm an intern, just like you guys.|喔，不，我是实习生 就跟你们一样

Except for the tie, the briefcase and the fact that I can rent a car.|除了这领带，公事包，还有我已到达 合法年龄可以租车以外

Seriously, you're an intern?|真的？你是实习生？

I'm heading in a new career direction and you gotta start at the bottom.|我更在转换职业跑道中 得要从基层做起

Dude.|老兄

I know I'm a little older than you guys, but it's not like I'm Bob Hope.|我知道我比你们大一些 但不至于像许不了一样

The comedian. USO.|从前的一位喜剧演员，“小伯乐”

It's U.S.A., sir.|先生，是“老伯”了

This is Joey Tribbiani. Joey, these are the producers.|这位是乔伊崔比亚尼 乔伊，这几位都是制作人

And as you probably already know, this is Leonard Hayes.|而你或许早就知道了 这位是李奥海斯

It is so amazing to meet you. I am such a big fan of your work.|能够见到你真是太惊喜了 我是你的超级影迷

I've been blessed with a lot of great roles.|我很幸运能够演出许多很棒的角色

Tell me about it, huh? "Unlimited nights and weekends!"|那倒是没错，“不限分钟 不限时数！”

Are you making fun of me? Because I am not a sellout.|你是在取笑我吗？ 我可是真的在为他们背书

I didn't do it for money. I believe in those phones!|我不是为钱而做的 我相信他们的电话好用！

I almost lost a cousin because of bad wireless service.|一家很烂的大哥大电话公司 害我差点失去一个表哥

No, I wasn't making fun of you. I think you were great in those commercials.|不，我不是在取笑你 我认为你在广告里的演出很棒

- Really? - Yeah.|-真的？ -是的

Well, I do bring a certain credibility to the role.|嗯，我倒是真的有说服力扮演那角色

Are you kidding? When they shoot you out of that cannon..|何止如此 当他们拍摄你从火箭筒冲出来时…

"Hang up that phone!"|“挂掉那个电话！”

- One take. - Wow.|-一次就拍成 -哇

- So shall we read? - Oh, yeah, sure.|-那我们要开始了吗？ -喔，是的，当然

Top of Act 2. This is my entrance. You got it?|第二幕开始，我会出场，知道吗？

What the hell are you still doing here?|你为什么还愣在这里？

- I think you know. - Bastard!|-我想你知道 -浑蛋！

I am what you made me. You know what? I could go right now.|这都是你造成的 你知道吗？我现在就可以走

- Go! Go! - I can't.|-走！走！ -我不行

Oh, I want to, Long Pause..|喔，我想要，长暂停…

but I can't.|但是我不行

So sorry. You're not supposed to say "long pause."|很抱歉，但是你不应该说出“长暂停”

Oh! Oh, I thought that was your character's name. You know?|喔！喔，我以为那是你角色的名字

I thought you were, like, an Indian or something, you know, with the..|我以为你可能是印地安人 你知道的，名字都是…

No. Thank you so much for coming in. We appreciate it. Thank you.|不，谢谢你过来，我们很感激，谢谢

You don't want me to do it again?|你不要我再演一次吗？

- I could do an accent. - No.|-我可以加上口音喔 -不用了

You know, Southern. "l could go right now, mon!" Huh?|你知道的，南方的口音 “我可以现在就走，老兄！”怎样？

My God in heaven.|我的老天爷啊

Joey, hang on. Leonard, can we talk to you for a moment?|乔伊，等一下 李奥，我们可以跟你谈一下吗？

Yes? You've got to be kidding. He can't act.|怎样？你是在开玩笑吧 他根本不会演戏

I don't care if you think he's hot.|我不在乎你是不是觉得他很帅

If you want to sleep with him, do it on your own time. This is a play.|如果你想要跟他上床，随你便 但是这是一场戏剧表演

If you insist on this..|如果你坚持这样…

I will call my agent so fast..|我会马上打电话给我的经纪人

on a cell phone connection so clear, he's gonna think I'm next door!|用话质清晰的大哥大打 让他以为我人就在隔壁！

Hi, thank you so much for whispering for my benefit.|嗨，谢谢你这么小声帮我说话

Tell me what I did wrong. I'd love to work on it and try it again for you.|跟我说我是哪里不好 我会改进，然后再表演一次给你看

And also, how you doing?|还有，你好吗？

Give me another chance. I really want to get better. Please?|再给我一次机会 我真的想要改进，拜托

If you want to come back today..|如果你想要明天再回来

- here are my notes. Ready? - Yeah.|-这是我的建议，准备好了吗？ -好了

- You're in your head. Thinking too much. - I really doubt that.|-你在你的脑子里，想太多了 -我真的很怀疑

No, no. It's that you're not connected with anything in your body.|不是，你并没有跟你的身体做连结

There's no urgency. The scene is a struggle.|没表达出迫切感，这一幕是很挣扎的

It's a race. Also, what you did was horizontal.|是一种竞赛，还有 你的表演是水平的

Don't be afraid to explore the vertical.|别害怕发掘垂直的情感

And don't learn the words. Let the words learn you.|而且不要体会那些文字 让文字体会你

Couldn't I just sleep with the producer?|我不能跟制作人睡一睡就好了吗？

我快不行了，快爆炸了

Hey, do you want to go to dinner tonight?|嘿，要不要一起去吃晚餐？

I can't. I've got a date with that waitress, Katie.|不行，我要跟那个女服务生凯蒂约会

I know we've only gone out, like, twice, but I don't know..|我们只有出去过好像两次 但是我不知道…

- I have a good feeling about her. - Oh, I hear divorce bells.|-我对她的印象很不错 -喔，我听到离婚的声音了

Give me your wallets, and there won't be a problem.|钱包给我，不然你们就惨了

- What? - I have a gun.|-什么？ -我有枪

Okay, relax, Phoebe. Just stay calm.|好的，不要怕，菲比 冷静一点

Oh, my God, I can't find my wallet!|我的天，我找不到皮夹子！

- All right, lady, now give me your purse. - No.|-好了，女士，该你把皮包给我了 -不要

What do you mean "no"? I knew you'd be my death, Phoebe Buffay!|“不要”？你是什么意思？我就知道 我会死在你手上，菲比布菲！

- Lowell, is that you? - Phoebe?|-罗威，是你吗？ -菲比？

- Oh, my God! - Unbelievable! Oh, my God!|-喔，我的天啊！ -真不敢相信，我的天啊！

I'm sorry. Ross, this is my old friend, Lowell, from the streets!|我很抱歉，罗斯，这是我 街头的老朋友，罗威

- Lowell, Ross. - Ross, nice to meet you.|-罗威，这位是罗斯 -罗斯，很高兴认识你

Yeah, a real pleasure.|是啊，真是高兴

It's been so long! Oh, so long.|真是好久了，哇，真久

- I can't believe you're still doing this. - I know. But I quit smoking.|-不敢相信你还在干这行 -我知道，但是我戒烟了

Good for you.|好极了

You look like you're doing well.|你看起来好像过得不错

I guess your mugging days are behind you.|我猜抢劫的日子对你而言 已经是过去式了

Oh, my God. Phoebe, you used to mug people?|我的天，菲比 你以前会抢劫人？

Excuse me, Ross, old friends catching up.|对不起，罗斯 我们老朋友正在叙旧耶

- How'd the audition go? - They want to see me again, but..|-试演进行得如何呢？ -他们要我再去，但是…

Leonard Hayes did not like me.|李奥海斯并不喜欢我

- What happened? - He said I wasn't urgent enough.|-怎么了？ -他说我迫切感不够

Everything I did was horizontal, and I should be more vertical.|我演的是水平的 应该要垂直一点

- He said that I should think less. - Well, so far so good.|-他说我应该不要想太多 -喔，目前为止还不错啊

Honey, I'm old!|亲爱的，我老了！

I didn't know you were coming home for lunch.|我不知道你要回家吃中饭 想要来点什么吗？

- Can I get you anything? - Sure, a tube of Polident?|当然啰，假牙清洁剂…

Some Depends?|包大人纸尿布、白光唱的生日快乐歌

Birthday wishes from Willard Scott.

What's wrong?|怎么了？

I am so much older than these other interns. I can't compete with them.|我比其他的实习生老太多了 我无法跟他们竞争

So you're a little older.|你是年纪比较大一点没错

Look at the positive. You have all this life experience.|往好处想，你有更多的生活经历

Yes, but I don't think life experience is gonna help me with these.|是的，但是我不认为生活经历 可以帮助我这个

Wow! It's like they're on fire!|哇！它们就像着火了！

- What are they? - Prototype sneakers.|-这些是什么？ -样品鞋

I need ideas on how to sell them. Which I can't do..|我需要想出该怎么卖 而我办不到

because no self-respecting adult would ever wear these.|因为有自尊的成人不会穿这种东西的

I'll give you $500 for them.|我给你五百块买下这双

- What am I supposed to do? - Come on, sneakers are easy.|-我应该怎么办呢？ -别这样，步鞋很容易啦！

- You wear them all the time. - They're not called sneakers anymore.|-你也常常在穿啊 -它们现在不叫做步鞋了

They're called "kicks" or "skids." I think I heard somebody say "slorps."|改叫“溜鞋”或是“滑轮鞋” 我还听到有人说“轮鞋”

They've got wheels that pop out from the bottom so you can roll around..|它们底部有轮子突出来 让你可以滑来滑去

because apparently walking is too much exercise.|因为很显然，走路太耗费体力了

"Kids! Kids! Roll your way to childhood obesity!"|“孩子们！孩子们！ 向前滑到儿童肥胖区吧！”

Kids today have such an easier time getting fat.|这年头小孩子要变胖可真快啊！

Would you help me try to sell these?|你可以帮我卖这些东西吗？

Okay. Have you considered using a girl with huge knockers?|好的，有没有想过用大波霸呢？

That's not what they're looking for.|那不会是他们想要的

Hey, that would work on me.|嘿，那对我很有用喔

Why do you think I buy Mrs. Butterworth's?|你想我为什么要买津津芦笋汁呢？

（中央咖啡厅）

You'll never guess what just happened.|你不会相信刚刚发生什么事

- Phoebe and I got mugged! - Are you okay?|-菲比跟我被抢了 -你们没事吧

Yeah. Phoebe knew the mugger.|没事，因为菲比认识那个抢匪

How do you know a mugger?|你怎么会认识抢匪呢？

I'm sorry, I have friends outside the six of us.|不好意思，除了我们六个人之外 我还是有其他朋友的

Know how she knew him? Because Phoebe used to mug people.|你知道他们是怎么认识的吗？ 因为菲比以前也是在抢劫别人

Seriously?|真的吗？

Well, I'm not proud of it, but, you know..|我不觉得很光荣，但是你们知道的

when I was living on the street and I needed money for food and stuff..|当我流落街头的时候 我也需要钱买食物之类的东西

- That is awful. - I wasn't rich like you guys, okay?|-真是太糟糕了 -我不像你们那么有钱，好吗？

I didn't eat gold and have a flying pony.|我没有金汤匙也没有飞天马

I had a hard life. My mother was killed by a drug dealer.|我的生活很苦 我妈被毒贩给杀了

- Your mother killed herself. - She was a drug dealer.|-你妈是自杀的 -她自己就是毒贩

It was a good thing she knew him. I was about to do some serious damage.|幸好菲比认识他 否则我会让他死得很难看

Okay.|好吧

This must have brought back some bad memories for you, Ross.|这一定让你想起不好的回忆，罗斯

- Why? - Ross was mugged as a kid.|-为什么？ -罗斯小时候被抢过

- You were? - Yeah. And it was pretty traumatic.|-是吗？ -是的，受到非常严重的创伤

It was outside St. Mark's Comics.|就在漫划王外面

I was minding my business, seeing what kind of trouble Spider-Man was into.|我正在做我自己的事 看蜘蛛人又惹上什么麻烦了

Wonder Woman.|是神力女超人

Anyway, I was heading towards this bakery..|反正，我正在要去面包店的路上

to pick up a couple of dozen linzer tortes for someone..|帮某人买几个蛋糕

when out of nowhere, this thug with a pipe jumps out and says:|然后不知道从哪里冒出来的恶棍 拿着一条管子跳出来说…

- "Give me your money, punk!" - Oh, my God.|-“小子！钱交出来” -喔，我的天啊

I know. And the worst part was, they took my backpack..|我知道，最糟糕的是 他们抢走了我的背包

which had all the original artwork I did for my own comic book, Science Boy.|里面有我自己划的漫划，《科学小子》

Oh, yeah! What was his super power again?|对啊，他的超能力是什么？

A super-human thirst for knowledge.|一个渴望知识的超人

I better get to class.|我要赶去上课了

Are there any more of your friends I should look out for?|你还有其他朋友 我需要小心的吗，菲比？

No. Actually, you might want to stay away from Jane Street.|没有，事实上 你或许得离詹恩街远点

That's where Stabby Joe works.|那是刺客乔的地盘

- I think we have a problem here. - What?|-我想我们有麻烦了 -怎么了？

Back in my mugging days, I worked St. Mark's Comics.|在我当抢匪的时候 漫划王是我的地盘

- Yeah? - A pipe was my weapon of choice..|-是吗？ -我用的武器是管子

and preteen, comic-book nerds were my meat.|而且小孩子、漫划书虫 都是我的目标

So?|所以呢？

There was one kid who had a sticker on his backpack that said:|有一个小孩子 在背包上有张贴纸写着…

- "Geology rocks!" - "Geology rocks!"|-“地质学酷毙了！” -“地质学酷毙了！”

- Oh, my God! - I know! I mugged Ross!|-喔，我的天啊！ -我知道！我抢了罗斯！

- You're late. - I know. I'm sorry.|-你迟到了 -我知道，我很抱歉

But can I just run to the bathroom?|但是我可以先去上厕所吗？

- No. Leonard doesn't wait. - But I am bursting with Yoo-hoo!|-不行，李奥是不等人的 -但是我快尿出来了！

Joey, here we go! Let's go. Very quickly.|乔伊，来吧！ 我们开始，快一点

- I really need.. - We must go now, quickly.|-我真的想要… -我们现在就得开始，快点

- Yeah. Yes, sir. - Ready?|-好，是的 -好了吗？

- What the hell are you still doing here? - I think you know!|-你还在这里做什么呢？ -我想你知道

- Oh, you sick bastard! - I am what you made me! Know what?|-喔，你该死的浑蛋！ -这都是你造成的，你知道吗？

- What? - I could go right now.|-什么？ -我可以现在就走

- Then go. Go! - Oh, I can't. I want to, but I can't!|-那就走，走啊！ -喔，我不行，我很想，但是我不行！

Cut. That was good!|停，演得好！

- Very good. You did everything I asked. - I did?|-非常精采，你做到我的要求了 -是吗？

Yes. Plus which, you've got this, I don't know, this squirmy quality..|是的，而且你把这种扭曲的特质…

you bring to the character I couldn't have imagined.|加入到这个角色中 我想都没想过

Here's what we're gonna do:|我们接下来可以这样…

Come back tomorrow for the final callbacks.|明天过来参加最后的试演

Do all of this, what you got going now. But you know what?|照你今天演的，但是你知道吗？

More. More. Can you do that?|加强，再加强，你可以吗？

Sure. I don't have time to say thank you because I really gotta go!|当然，我没有时间说谢了 我真的得走了！

Look at that! Still in character. I like him.|瞧瞧他！还那么入戏，我喜欢他

I plant seeds. I can't explain it. I don't know.|我播了种，快得无法解释 我不知道

- Hey. What are you doing? - Putting on the sneakers..|-嘿，你在做什么？ -在试穿步鞋

to get in the young mindset, see if it sparks anything.|融入年轻人的世界 看会不会激发出什么点子

- Oh, anything yet? - Yes, how's this?|-喔，想出什么了吗？ -是的，听听看这个

"They're so uncomfortable, it's like getting kicked in the nuts for your feet."|“它们舒服到就像是 被脚踢到蛋蛋一样”

-嘿！ -嘿！

You're probably wondering what I'm doing.|你可能很纳闷，不知道我在做什么

No, that seems about right.|不，看起来很正常

Yesterday at my audition, I had to pee. Apparently, that makes me a good actor.|昨天在试演的时候我好想尿尿 很明显地，那让我演的很棒

I got a callback, so I'm drinking everything. Oh, by the way..|可以参加最后试演 所以我要喝多一点东西，对了

that eggnog in our fridge was great!|我们冰箱里面的蛋奶实在太好喝了

- Joey, that was formula. - We gotta get more of that.|-乔伊，那是特调婴儿奶粉 -我们一定要多买一些

These aren't half bad. You should suggest these to Ralph Lauren.|这些东西挺不错的 你应该要向洛夫罗伦推荐

Okay, first of all, that's stupid. Second, I'm not allowed to talk to Ralph.|好的，第一，那很蠢 再来，他们不允许我跟洛夫说话

All right. I feel younger already.|好的，我已经开始觉得年轻多了

Yeah, I think I broke my hip.|我想我摔伤臀部了

- Hey, you! - Hey.|-嘿，你来了 -嘿

Hey. How was class?|嘿，课上得怎样？

No one asks me that. What's wrong?|没有人这样问过我，怎么了？

- Nothing. I really want to know. - Oh.|-没事，我真的想知道而已 -喔

Well, there was actually a rather lively discussion about the Pleistocene..|我们针对更新世 有很热烈的讨论

All right, nothing is worth this.|好了，我不需要这样折磨自己

I have a confession to make.|我有件事需要对你坦白

Okay, you know that girl that mugged you when you were a kid?|你记得那个在你小时候 抢劫过你的女生吗？

What are you talking about? It wasn't a girl. It was this huge dude.|你在说什么呢？那不是女生 是个高壮的男生

He had a pitchfork and a sword.|他带着草耙，还有一把剑

You don't have to lie anymore. I know that it was a 14-year-old girl.|你不需要说谎了 我知道是个十四岁女生

- No, it wasn't. - Yes, it was.|-不，不是 -是，是的

You don't think I would have defended myself against a 14-year-old..?|你认为我不会反抗 一个十四岁女生吗？

- "Give me your money, punk!" - Oh, my God, it was you!|-“小子！钱交出来” -我的天，那是你！

I can't believe it. You mugged me?|我真不敢相信，你抢劫我

Yeah. And I'm so, so sorry, Ross. I'm sorry.|是的，而且我很抱歉，罗斯 我很抱歉

But, you know, if you think about it, it's kind of neat.|但是如果你仔细想想，这倒是有点酷

I mean, well, it's just that I've always felt kind of like an outsider.|我是说，我常常觉得我像是个局外人

You know, the rest of you have connections that go way back..|你们其他的人都彼此认识很久了

and, you know, now you and I have a great one.|而现在，你跟我也有老交情了

It's not the best!|这并不是好事！

I know. Please forgive me. I don't know what to say.|我知道，请原谅我，我不知道该说什么

There's nothing you can say! That was the most humiliating thing ever.|你不用说什么！那是我这辈子 最可耻的事了

- Even more humiliating than.. - Let's not do this!|-甚至比… -我们不要说了！

And then, at the end of the commercial, the girls get out of the hot tub..|然后在广告结尾，女孩子们离开浴池

and start making out with each other.|开始一起亲热

That's interesting.|有趣

Just one thought: You didn't mention the shoes.|顺便提一下，你没有提到鞋子

Who's next? Chandler.|下一个是谁？钱德

You start with a guy putting on the shoes.|一开始有个男的穿上这鞋

- He's about my age. - Your age?|-他大约是我的年纪 -你的年纪？

He's rolling down the street and he starts to lose control.|他在街上滑行着，接着就失去控制

Maybe he falls. Maybe he hurts himself.|或许他跌倒了，或者受伤了

Just then, a kid comes flying by wearing the shoes.|就在这时候，有个小孩 穿着这双鞋飞过去

He jumps over the old guy and laughs. And the line reads:|他跳过那个老男人，然后大笑 接着广告词出现…

"Not suitable for adults."|“成人不宜”

- Well, Chandler, that's great. - Thank you, sir.|-钱德，这个很棒 -谢谢你，先生

Or, man who's two years younger than me.|或是，比我小两岁的人

You see, that has a clear selling point. It appeals to our key demographic.|你们瞧，销售讯息很清楚 抓住了我们主要客户群的心态

- How did you come up with that? - I don't know! I don't know!|-你是怎么想出来的呢？ -我不知道！我不知道！

I was just trying to get into a young mindset, and stuff started to flow.|我只是设法用年轻的心态去思考 然后点子就出现了

- That is great. Good work. - Thank you.|-太棒了，做得好 -谢谢

We'll see all of you tomorrow.|那我们大家明天见

The cold weather hurts my hip.|冷天让我的臀部很痛

Hey, Ross. I know you're still mad at me, but can I just talk to you for a sec?|嘿，罗斯，我知道你还在生我的气 但是我可以跟你谈一下吗？

Sure, go ahead. Oh, sorry. Sure, go ahead.|当然，说吧，喔，等等 当然，说吧

I just really wanted to apologize again.|我真的想要再次跟你道歉

And also show you something I think you'll find very exciting.|而且让你看些 你会觉得很兴奋的东西

（街上的垃圾）

Oh, my God! "Crap from the street!"|喔，我的天啊！“街上的垃圾！”

Look, Ross. In this box..|听着，罗斯，在这箱子里

are all the things I got from mugging that I thought were too special to sell..|都是在抢来的东西之中 我觉得太特别，而不想卖掉…

or smoke.|或是烧掉的东西

Anyway, I was looking through it, and I found..|反正，我在整理时发现了…

Science Boy.|《科学小子》

Oh, my God!|喔，我的天啊！

I never thought I'd see this again.|我从没想过我会再见到它

It's all here!|全部都在里面

What made you save it all these years?|你为什么这些年都留着它呢？

I guess I just thought it was really good.|我猜我只是觉得它很棒

And maybe it would be worth something one day.|而且或许有一天会很值钱

You really thought Science Boy was worth saving?|你真的认为《科学小子》值得收藏？

Yeah. But you should know I also have a jar of Vaseline and a cat skull in here.|是的，但是你应该知道 我还留了一罐凡士林跟一副猫骨头

Still, this is amazing!|不管，这还是很令人惊喜！

Oh, my God. Thank you, Phoebe.|我的天，谢谢你，菲比

You're welcome. Thank you for Science Boy. I learned a lot from him.|不用客气，谢谢你的科学小子 我从他身上学到很多

You're welcome.|不用客气

Wait a minute. Did you add something to him?|等等，你有加东西到他身上吗？

Oh, yeah.|喔，是啊

You see, the way you drew him..|你瞧你划他的样子

there was no way he was ever gonna get Gravity Girl.|他是不可能会把到地心引力女孩的

He looked like a Ken doll in those tights.|他看起来像穿了紧身裤的肯尼

What's that? What are you..?|那是什么？你是在…

"Is that a beaker or are you happy to see me?"|“那是个大杯子，还是 你很高兴见到我呢？”

I don't get it.|我不明白

- I need an answer! - I can't tell you something I don't know.|-我需要答案！ -我无法告诉你我不知道的事

- You know! - I don't know!|-你知道的！ -我不知道！

- I need an answer now! - You want an answer? The answer is..|-我现在就要答案！ -你要答案吗？答案就是…

She never loved me. She only loved you.|她从未爱过我，她只爱你

You knew this all along and you never told me?|你一直都知道而你却没有告诉我？

I can never forgive you, or myself. I have nothing to live for. Bang! And scene!|我永远都不会原谅你，或是我自己 我没有活下去的必要了，结束！

Absolutely amazing.|精采得不得了

- The part is yours. - Thanks! Now I really gotta go.|-这个角色是你的了 -谢谢！现在我得要走了

No, wait! Congratulations! You did it.|不，等等！恭喜了！你办到了

You did it. You can relax now. Yeah.|你办到了，现在可以放轻松了，是的

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Wow! That's a big cable bill.|哇！第四台帐单真贵

You don't have a job, but you have no problem ordering porn.|你没有工作 可是倒很敢付钱看色情片啊

On a Saturday afternoon?|在星期六下午？

I was in the house!|我也在家耶！

Hey. Phoebe didn't by any chance mention that..|嘿，菲比有没有提到…

She was the huge guy that mugged you? Yeah.|她就是那个抢了你的大块头吗？有

I see. You didn't happen to tell..|我知道了，你有没有告诉…

- Everybody we know? Yeah. - Great. Thanks.|-我们认识的每个人吗？我有 -太好了，谢谢